As You Were (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

As You Were (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . As You Were stopped airing in 1970.

As You Were (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Buffy) "Well I'm sure my incredible patheticness softened the blow for you"
• (Riley) "I don't know what you are talking about."
• (Buffy) "Riley, please don't patronize --"
• (Riley) "Hey, you want me to say that I liked seeing you in bed with that idiot? Or that blinding orange is your very best color? Or that that burger smell is appealing?"
• (Buffy) "You smelled the smell"
• (Riley) "Buffy, none of that means anything. It doesn't touch you. You are still the first woman I ever loved and the strongest woman I have ever known. And while I'm not advertising this to the Mrs. you are still quite the hottie."
• (Buffy) "-- You know, it goes away after many bathings"
• (Riley) "This isn't about who's on top. I know how lucky I am right now. I love my work, and I love my wife."
• (Buffy) "I know -- I kinda love her too."
• (Riley) "And so you're not in the greatest place right now -- maybe I made it worse."
• (Buffy) "No."
• (Riley) "The wheel never stops turning, Buffy. You're up, you're down -- It doesn't change what you are. You are a hell of a woman."

• (Skanky Vamp) "What's that smell? Geez, slayer, is that you?"
• (Buffy) "I've been working."
• (Skanky Vamp) "Where? In a slaughter house?"
• (Buffy) "Doublemeat Palace."
• (Skanky Vamp) "Ooh. You know what? Let's just call it a night. If it's all the same to you, and you've been eatin' that stuff, I'm not so sure I wanna bite you."
• (Buffy) "You're dead. You smell like it. How do you get to say I'm the one who's stinky?"

• (Willow) "What a bitch."

• (Buffy) "It's over."
• (Spike) "I've memorized this tune, luv. Think I have the sheet music. Doesn't change what you want."
• (Buffy) "I know that. I do want you. Being with you -- makes things -- simpler. For a little while."
• (Spike) "I don't call five hours straight a little while."
• (Buffy) "I'm using you. I can't love you. I'm just -- being weak, and selfish --"
• (Spike) "Really not complaining here."
• (Buffy) "And it's killing me. I have to be strong about this. I'm sorry William."

• (Buffy) "My hat has a cow."

• (Riley) "We've been tear-assing through every jungle from Paraguay up, taking out nests. As soon as we put one Suvolte down, a dozen take its place. They're breeders, Buffy. One turns into ten, ten becomes a hundred. This gets out of hand and there's a war with humans? Humans are gonna lose."
• (Buffy) "So they're like really mean tribbles. Sorry, I've been dealing with these, these geeks. It's-it's a whole thing."

• (Sam Finn) "You're like Santa Claus, or Buddha, or something."
• (Buffy) "Fat and jolly?"

• (Willow) "When I was little, I used to spend hours imagining what my wedding to Xander would be like. And now, I look at them; I just think "Nee hee hee.""

• (Buffy) "Tell me you love me."
• (Spike) "I love you. You know I do."
• (Buffy) "Tell me you want me."
• (Spike) "I always want you. In point of fact --"
• (Buffy) "Shut up."

• (Buffy Summers) "My hat has a cow."

• (Riley) "I hear ya. Got some, uh, big stories to tell you, too, if we even get half a second."
• (Buffy) "Did ya die?"
• (Riley) "No."
• (Buffy) "I'm gonna win."

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