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Pretty Persuasion Quotes

Pretty Persuasion is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Pretty Persuasion stopped airing in 1970.

It features Marcos Siega, Matt Weaver, Todd Dagres, and Carl Levin as producer, Gilad Benamram in charge of musical score, and Ramsey Nickell as head of cinematography.

Pretty Persuasion is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Pretty Persuasion is 109 minutes long. Pretty Persuasion is distributed by Samuel Goldwyn Films; Roadside Attractions.

Pretty Persuasion Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Why is that woman; why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?"
  • (Unnamed) "Because men like to watch it."
  • (Unnamed) "But it is a sin."
  • (Unnamed) "Randa. Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin."
  • (Unnamed) "Believe me Mr. Mayer."
  • (Unnamed) "Meyer, think of the weiner."
  • (Unnamed) "Kathy?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kathy."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes?"
  • (Unnamed) "Do you f*** dogs? When you were f***ing my dog, he was going like this -"
  • (Unnamed) "Kimberly Joyce, you have the face of an angel. Throw in a ripe, little pubescent body; the devil wears a gray skirt, my friend."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't wanna ever catch you being a racist. This is not to say, you know, you have license to bring R. Kelly home for dinner."
  • (Unnamed) "And Josh, at least my dad isn't a money-grubbing Jew shyster who lets criminals go free."
  • (Unnamed) "oops. haha -- Rewind."
  • (Unnamed) "Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World."
  • (Unnamed) "I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches."
  • (Unnamed) "You're a bitch."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, well you're a trollop."
  • (Unnamed) "Fine."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm sorry I called you a bitch."
  • (Unnamed) "It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is."
  • (Unnamed) "It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute."
  • (Unnamed) "Hm --"
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars."
  • (Unnamed) "Ech, don't those things make you cough?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow; I mean, inhale."
  • (Unnamed) "No thanks."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy."
  • (Unnamed) "That's true."
  • (Unnamed) "No thank you, I do not smoke."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay -- Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many many pornos; Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies."
  • (Unnamed) "Ew. Why would we wanna watch a porno?"
  • (Unnamed) "'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three; and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these; Dad's Twinkies."
  • (Unnamed) "Eh; too fattening."
  • (Unnamed) "Would you please stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together."
  • (Unnamed) "Dad got me a digital video camera so that he can tape my violin recitals and then watch them later instead of actually attending them like a good parent would."
  • (Unnamed) ""That's Josh Horowitz. His Dad is Larry Horowitz, the famous lawyer. He represented that baseball player that murdered his wife, got him off too even though he was running around covered in blood with a baseball bat screaming 'I killed the bitch, I killed the bitch.'""
  • (Unnamed) "Brittany and I are the best of friends; we confide in each other. Like the other day, Brittany confided that she feels dirty when she masturbates, but I told her that it was normal and healthy, even when you do it as much as she does."
  • (Unnamed) "It's like the world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor."
  • (Unnamed) "I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do."
  • (Unnamed) "If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch."
  • (Unnamed) "If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like -- Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me."
  • (Unnamed) "I like this music. Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?"
  • (Unnamed) "Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift -- You know, Brittany, a lot of these porn stars have names that sound like ours. So if we wanted to, when we grow up, we could be porn stars. You couldn't, Randa. I'm sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "That is quite all right."
  • (Unnamed) "Down with Nazis."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, boo nazis."
  • (Unnamed) "Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sylvester Stallone?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. It's that anybody can sue anybody at anytime over anything."
  • (Unnamed) "You wanna sue Mr. Anderson?"
  • (Unnamed) "I suppose that it might jump-start me and Brittany's acting careers."
  • (Unnamed) "Symbiotic, that's what our relationship is going to be like Randa."
  • (Unnamed) "Just like we learned in biology, the whale and the little fish that sticks on it."
  • (Unnamed) "See, if you hang with me you'll get a lot of attention from boys that you otherwise wouldn't."
  • (Unnamed) "And meanwhile when I'm standing next to your I'll look more attractive by comparison, isn't that great?"
  • (Unnamed) "Very nice."
  • (Unnamed) "It reminds me of the skirts that the girls wear at your school."
  • (Unnamed) "Really? Huh --"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm a little schoolgirl. I don't want Mr. Anderson to spank me."
  • (Unnamed) "I could never give up men, I like cock too much, but sometimes, I just need a woman's touch."
  • (Phone Sex Operator) "Now, I'm running my fingers along your chest and my red nails are ripping through your chest like fire through a forest."
  • (Unnamed) "That's f***ing hot. What am I doing with you? I've got my thumb so far up your ass, I'm bowling with your ass."
  • (Unnamed) "God Kimberly, he's a poet."
  • (Unnamed) "Everything that comes out of his mouth is like an iambic pentagram."
  • (Unnamed) "How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?"
  • (Unnamed) "I do not know."
  • (Unnamed) "She gets naked and lies down on the bed, he jerks off on the wall, and they let the flies do the rest."
  • (Unnamed) "No. Don't laugh. It's insulting to your people."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Anderson's kind of weird, especially around girls; we think he's a podiatrist."
  • (Unnamed) "Stay away from Kenny the arms dealer. It's kids like him that give this great nation of ours a bad name."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh La La, I Dropped My Baguette"
  • (Unnamed) "You wanna know why she's going to ruin you? 'Cause she knows that you can't do anything about it, that's why. I mean, forget math, English, science. For them, high school is all about cockteasing 101, and I've got news for you; those two are on the honor roll."
  • (Unnamed) "Then he said, "Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs"."
  • (Unnamed) "I would never say "boobs", I'm an English teacher. Breasts -- I would say breasts."
  • (Unnamed) "Would you ever let a guy do that to you, Kimberly?"
  • (Unnamed) "I have."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, my God, who?"
  • (Unnamed) "Warren."
  • (Unnamed) "Warren Prescott?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, a little while ago, when we were dating he said:"
  • (Unnamed) "Kimberly, we've been going out for a long time, and I really love you, and I think it'd be cool if you'd let me pack your fudge chute."
  • (Unnamed) "At first I thought he was talking about making sundaes, but then he explained it to me and I was kind of into it."
  • (Unnamed) "Did it hurt?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, a little bit. But it didn't hurt as much with Warren as it would have with other boys, if you catch my drift."
  • (Unnamed) "What is your drift?"
  • (Unnamed) "Never mind. But a few days later, he broke up with me. He said he didn't want to date a girl who would let a guy do that to her. I mean, does that make any sense?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kimberly, Randa died because of this."
  • (Unnamed) "Every war has its casualties, just ask my brother."
  • (Headmaster) "We will not tolerate racial slurs at Roxberry. You can use them at any other time; at home, at the mall, at rock and roll concerts."
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Anderson's kind of weird. Especially around girls. We think he's a podiatrist."

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