Choices (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Choices (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Choices ended in 1970.

Choices (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Any clue on what college you might be attending so we can start calculating minimum safe distance?"
• (Unnamed) "None of your business. Certainly nowhere near you losers."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, you guys. Don't forget to breathe between insults."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, Buffy. This conversation is reserved for those who actually have a future."

• (Unnamed) "Okay, what's in the bag?"
• (Unnamed) "My lunch."
• (Unnamed) "Is that, the new drug lingo?"
• (Unnamed) "No, it's my lunch."

• (Unnamed) "You -- All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"

• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't leave that open --"

• (Unnamed) "I can't believe you got into Oxford."
• (Unnamed) "It's pretty exciting."
• (Unnamed) "There's some deep academia there."
• (Unnamed) "That's where they make Gileses."
• (Unnamed) "I know. I could learn and-and have scones."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, I eat danger for breakfast."
• (Unnamed) "But, oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods."

• (Unnamed) "The other night, y'know being captured and all, facing off with Faith -- Things just; kinda got clear. I mean, you've been fighting evil here for three years and I've helped some. And now we're supposed to decide what we want to do with our lives. And I just realized that's what I want to do. Fight evil, help people. I mean, I-I think it's worth doing. And I don't think you do it because you have to. It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in."

• (Unnamed) "How could he know anything about us?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, he's evil."
• (Unnamed) "Big time. He doesn't even know what a lasting relationship is."
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "Probably the only lasting relationship he's ever had is -- with -- evil."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Big, stupid, evil guy. We'll be okay."
• (Unnamed) "We will."

• (Unnamed) "You actually had your hands on the books of Ascension?"
• (Unnamed) "Volumes 1 through 5."
• (Unnamed) "Is there anything that you can remember about them that could be of use to us, anything at all?"
• (Unnamed) "Well -- I was in a hurry. A-and, what I did read was kinda involved. If you ask me, way overwriten."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "Actually, there were a few pages that were kind of interesting, but I didn't have a chance to read them fully."
• (Unnamed) "See what you can make of them?"

• (Unnamed) "Hey, d'you hear about Willow getting into Oxnard?"
• (Unnamed) "Oxford."
• (Unnamed) "-- And M.I.T., and Yale, and every other college on the face of the planet? As in your face I rub it."

• (Unnamed) "There are better schools."
• (Unnamed) "Sunnydale's not bad. A-and I can design my own curriculum."
• (Unnamed) "Ok well, there are safer schools. There are safer prisons."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, did you get permission to eat the hostage?"

• (Unnamed) "I have a theory. Your snide remarks earlier? I'm guessing grapes a little on the sour side. Didn't get into any schools, did ya? The grades were there, but ooh, if it weren't for that pesky interview. Ten minutes with you and the Admissions Department decided that they'd already reached their mean-spirited superficial princess quotas."
• (Unnamed) "And once again, the gold medal in the Being Wrong event goes to Xander "I'm as stupid as I look" Harris."

• (Unnamed) "You're immortal. She's not. It's not easy. I married my Edna Mae in aught three, and I was with her right until the end. Not a pretty picture. Wrinkled and senile and cursing me for my youth, it wasn't our happiest time. And let's forget the fact that any moment of true happiness will turn you evil."
• (Unnamed) "I mean, come-come on. What kind of a life can you offer her? I don't see a lot of Sunday picnics in the offing. I see skulking in the shadows, hiding from the sun. She's a blossoming young girl and you want to keep her from the life she should have till it's passed her by. And, by God, I think that's a little selfish. Is that what you came back from Hell for? Is that your greater purpose?"

• (Unnamed) "This is your night for suave, Wil. You should get captured more often."

• (Unnamed) "Raise your hand if you're invulnerable."

• (Unnamed) "We Bohemian anti-establishment types have always been persecuted."
• (Unnamed) "Well, sure. You're all so weird."

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