Enemies (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Enemies (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Enemies stopped airing in 1970.

Enemies (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true."

• (Unnamed) ""I love when you talk, Wesley. I love when you sing, Wesley." Can you say the words "jail bait", Wesley? Limey bastard."

• (Unnamed) "Well."
• (Unnamed) "Well."
• (Unnamed) "That was very -- artistic."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah."
• (Unnamed) "It wasn't what I expected. I mean, I-I've never actually seen -- Well, from the title, I thought it was about food."
• (Unnamed) "Well, there was food."
• (Unnamed) "Right. Th-the-the scene with the -- food. So, feel like getting some hot chocolate, or some cold shower?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry. I wanted to take you out somewhere fun. It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They've changed."
• (Unnamed) "A little scary. And a little not, which is also scary. I'm sorry. I-I just don't like getting you worked up like that. We can't actually do any of those things. You'd lose your soul, and besides, I don't even own a kimono."
• (Unnamed) "Buffy, you don't have to worry about me."
• (Unnamed) "I just don't like to rub your nose in it. Suddenly wondering where that expression comes from."
• (Unnamed) "Look, I-I don't need to see movies to get worked up. Just being around you does that just fine. It doesn't mean that I'm gonna lose control, or that I'm gonna be frustrated around you. It feels nice just to feel."
• (Unnamed) "It doesn't drive you crazy when we're close?"
• (Unnamed) "Watch this."
• (Unnamed) "See? Safe as houses."
• (Unnamed) "Check out the lust bunnies."
• (Unnamed) "Patrol?"
• (Unnamed) "The council has you back on active duty?"
• (Unnamed) "Finally. They want us down by Mercer."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."
• (Unnamed) "Good night."
• (Unnamed) "I'll see you soon."
• (Unnamed) "Don't worry, big guy. Just keepin' her warm for ya."

• (Unnamed) "You know, I never properly thanked you for sending me to Hell."
• (Unnamed) "No --"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, and I'm just wonderin', where do I start? A card, fruit basket, hmm? Evisceration?"

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing Friday night?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, uh, as always my sacred duty as a Watcher prevents me from -- Why?"
• (Unnamed) "I have a paper to write for English, and you're English, so I thought --"
• (Unnamed) "What? Is it so wrong to be getting an insider's perspective?"
• (Unnamed) "I study best in a good restaurant, around eightish? Think it over?"
• (Unnamed) "And on the day the words "flimsy excuse" were redefined, we stood in awe and watched."

• (Unnamed) "And you say this demon wanted cash? That's very unusual."
• (Unnamed) "Demons after money. What ever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore."

• (Unnamed) "I went to Angel's last night, and Faith was there. They looked sort of -- intimate."
• (Unnamed) "No way. I know what you're thinking, and no way."
• (Unnamed) "You're right. Faith would never do that."
• (Unnamed) "Faith would totally do that. Faith was built to do that. She's the "do that" girl."
• (Unnamed) "Comfort, remember? Comfort here."
• (Unnamed) "I mean, please. Does Angel come up to Faith's standards for a guy? Let's see -- is he breathing?"
• (Unnamed) "Actually, no."

• (Unnamed) "You're still my girl?"
• (Unnamed) "Always."

• (Unnamed) "No one can stop the Ascension. Mayor's got it wired, B. He built this town for demons to feed on, and come graduation day, he's gettin' paid. And I'll be sittin' at his right hand; assuming he has hands after the transformation, I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are gonna be kibbles 'n' bits."

• (Unnamed) "I never knew you had so much rage in you."
• (Unnamed) "What can I say? I'm the world's best actor."
• (Unnamed) "Second best."

• (Unnamed) "Well, we have a winner."
• (Unnamed) "And more importantly, two losers."

• (Unnamed) "I've got two words that are gonna make all the pain go away. Miniature -- golf."

• (Unnamed) "Find anything?"
• (Unnamed) "Six course banquet of nothing with a scoop of sod all as a palette cleanser."

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