Earshot (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Earshot (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Earshot ended in 1970.

Earshot (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) ""'Dingoes Ate My Baby' played their instruments as if they had plump Polish sausages taped to their fingers.""
• (Unnamed) "Sorry, man."
• (Unnamed) "No, that's fair."

• (Unnamed) "I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist."
• (Unnamed) "Hmm."
• (Unnamed) "What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me."
• (Unnamed) "God, Xander. Is that all you think about?"
• (Unnamed) "Actually -- bye."

• (Unnamed) "You had sex with Giles? You had sex with Giles?"
• (Unnamed) "It was the candy, we were teenagers."
• (Unnamed) "On the hood of a police car?"
• (Unnamed) "I'll be downstairs. You feel better."
• (Unnamed) "Twice ?"

• (Unnamed) "So scabby Demon got away?"
• (Unnamed) "Scabby Demon number two got away. Scabby Demon number one, big check in the 'slay' column."
• (Unnamed) "I don't like this whole 'no mouth' thing. It's disquieting."
• (Unnamed) "Well, no mouth means no teeth; unless they have them somewhere else --"

• (Unnamed) "Jonathan? How's he?"
• (Unnamed) "Pretty crappy. His parents are freaking. He got suspended. And toting a piece to school, not exactly winning him a place with the in-crowd. But, I think he's dealing."
• (Unnamed) "Well, it's good of you to check on him."
• (Unnamed) "Well, it's nice to be able to help someone in a non-slaying capacity. Except, he's starting to get that look, you know, like he's gonna ask me to Prom."
• (Unnamed) "Well, it would probably be good for his self-esteem, if you --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh come on. What am I, Saint Buffy? He's like three feet tall."

• (Unnamed) "You know what, I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle."

• (Unnamed) "The school paper is edging on depressing, lately. Have you guys noticed that?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know. I always go strait to the obits."

• (Unnamed) "What are you doing Buffy?"
• (Unnamed) "Nothing -- checking for horns."

• (Unnamed) "Buffy, careful with this gift. Lot of things that seem strong and good and powerful, they can be painful."
• (Unnamed) "Like, say, immortality?"
• (Unnamed) "Hm, exactly. I'm dyin' to get rid of that."
• (Unnamed) "Funny."
• (Unnamed) "I'm a funny guy."

• (Unnamed) "You can't get into my mind."
• (Unnamed) "How did you --"
• (Unnamed) "Why not?"
• (Unnamed) "It's like the mirror. The thoughts are there, but they create no reflection in you."

• (Unnamed) "So, you're feeling better about Angel?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, we talked, then, then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me, and-and then we talked some more."
• (Unnamed) "See? That's how it should work."

• (Unnamed) "You know, Oz, I look at all this beauty, all these healthy young women and I wonder why I ever wasted my time on Cordelia. I mean, look at her. She's no better lookin' than the rest of 'em."
• (Unnamed) "None of them are really my --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God. He's lookin' at her. He's got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy."
• (Unnamed) "You're a very complex man, aren't you?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm suddenly gonna grow this demon part, and we don't even know what it is. It could be claws or scales --"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "Was it a boy demon?"

• (Unnamed) "Feel up to some training?"
• (Unnamed) "Sure. We can work out after school, you know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother."

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