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I really didn’t foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course – the computer industry didn’t even foresee that the century was going to end.
Douglas Adams
Never trust a computer nerd who doesn’t have their own domain.
Michael Horowitz
No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.
E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly
One day my daughter came in, looked over my shoulder at some Perl 4 code, and said, "What is that, swearing?"
Larry Wall
A Netscape engineer who shan't be named once passed a pointer to JavaScript, stored it as a string and later passed it back to C, killing 30.
Blake Ross
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
Alan Perlis, "Epigrams on Programming"
One in a million is next Tuesday.
Gordon Letwin
Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. So far the Universe is winning.
Rick Cook, The Wizardry Compiled
From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
Grace Hopper, on the removal of a 2-inch-long moth from the Harvard Mark I experimental computer at Harvard in August 1945, Time (16 April 1984)
Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Linus' Law
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