Funny Quotes About Programming

Programming is the key to software. Without it, computers might as well be useless. Everything we use in everyday life has computers involved: calculators, cars, websites, and many other machines around the office. We might as well still be riding horses and each of us growing food on farms. Luckily, that does't have to happen. The following are some great funny quotes about programming.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming.

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C.A.R. Hoare
The great thing about standards is there are so many to choose from.
Andrew Tannenbaum
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony Number 9.
Erwin Dieterich
Everyone needs computer programming. It will be the way we speak to the servants.
John McCarthy
There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation.
Bertrand Meyer
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth
C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.
Jamie Zawinski
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
L. Peter Deutsch
Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.
Fred Brooks
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
Tom Cargill
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