Funny Quotes About Programming
Programming is the key to software. Without it, computers might as well be useless. The following are some great funny quotes about programming.
Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming.
The great thing about standards is there are so many to choose from.
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony Number 9.
Everyone needs computer programming. It will be the way we speak to the servants.
There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
C has all the expressive power of two dixie cups and a string.
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
L. Peter Deutsch
Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
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