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Without us, you'd still be listening to music on a Walkmen.
Nerds don't always wear thick glasses and have greasy hair. Sometimes we wear contacts.
If at first you don't succeed, call it a beta version.
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
Girls are like internet domain names, the good ones are taken.
You know what irritates me? When people say things like, "I looked up 'Nerd' in a dictionary and there was a picture of you." Well, I'm not the one that had to look up 'Nerd' in a dictionary that has pictures.

Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilized romantic resource.
John Green
NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
Stephen Colbert
No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.
E.A. Bucchianeri, "Brushstrokes of a Gadfly"
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Adam, "Mythbusters"
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