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Funny Quotes About Computers

Computers are amazing machines. They make so many things possible. Hell, even our cars have computers in them. They make the world go around by making things once seen as impossible, possible. They are even letting you read this at this very moment. Amazing. Of course, none of that stuff is very funny.

However, hopefully these are. Bellow are some hilarious quotes about computers.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmer's Almanac, 1978
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Clifford Stoll
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Joseph Campbell
Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top
But they are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratcliffe
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Jeff Pesis
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Eric Porterfield
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
Popular Mechanics, 1949
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