Funny Quotes for Computer Nerds - Page 4
Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.
You know you've been working too much if you try to enter your password on the microwave.
What's the fastest way to get better English grades? Grammarly will correct your mistakes for you, ensuring that you hand in a perfect paper every time! And it's now free!
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
Lennart A. Hansen
Science is the art of answering the tough questions, and questioning the easy answers.
One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for many people, is not that he's socially inept - because everybody's been there - but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.
Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.
"Popular Mechanics", 1949
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Ken Olson, 1977
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