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Funny Birthday Quotes

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake

There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous

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