Funny Quotes About Birthdays
Birthdays are one of the best days of the year, well, as long as you have someone to spend it with. Presents, food, friends, and family are all part of the great tradition. Of course, one thing sucks about birthdays: getting older. Some of the greatest are 16, 18, 21, and then the decade days (30, 40, etc.).
Below are some great funny quotations about birthdays.
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
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