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Funny Quotes About Birthdays

Birthdays are one of the best days of the year, well, as long as you have someone to spend it with. Presents, food, friends, and family are all part of the great tradition. Of course, one thing sucks about birthdays: getting older. Some of the greatest are 16, 18, 21, and then the decade days (30, 40, etc.).

Below are some great funny quotations about birthdays.

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous
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