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Hilarious Teenage Birthday Quotes

Being a teenager is a lot of work. Hell, it can be down right terrible sometimes. Hormones, sexuality, peer pressure. Ugh. Sucks just thinking about it. And, I guess that's one reason why it's so hilarious. I don't have to go through it anymore. Muhaha, suckers!

Anyway, here's some funny teenage birthday quotes for you to enjoy or show your own teen.

A quote for teens about their birthday.
All I wanted was a girlfriend as a teen
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years.
Mark Twain
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni
At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
Jim Bishop
It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.
Stevie Nicks
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