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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Billie Burke
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
John Mason
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Dr. Seuss
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
H. V. Prochnow
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.
Colleen McCullough
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