Funny Quotes About Birthdays - Page 2
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The Best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
H. V. Prochnow
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.
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