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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Jonathan Swift
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert Orben
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
J.P. Sears
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Tom Stoppard
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Euripides
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, The Simpsons
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler
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