Funny Quotes About Birthdays - Page 3
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe, The Simpsons
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
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