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Funny Quotes About 18th Birthdays

The 18th birthday is a special one in just about every country around the world. Actually, in many countries a "debut" is celebrated for young women and sometimes even a similar celebration is done for men. In many countries, on this birthday you are able to get your driver's license, smoke, and even drink (in most countries).

Below you'll find some funny quotes about 18th birthdays and what they mean to us.

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
Sophie Tucker
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv Tyler
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Albert Einstein
When I turned 18, the whole world was ahead of me. When I turned 19, it felt like my whole world was behind me.
Gracie May
There's nothing like finally being legal!
Someone who just turned 18
Now that you are 18, get out of my house!
An angry father
When you are seventeen, you want to be eighteen. When you are eighteen, you want to be twenty-one, and when you are twenty-one, you wish you were twelve.
Anonymous
One of the blessings of becoming an adult is finally seeing my mom and dad as people, not just parents.
Sara Shandler
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