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Yellow Submarine (film) Quotes

Yellow Submarine (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Yellow Submarine ended its run in 1970.

It features Al Brodax as producer, and Lennon-McCartney, George Harrison, Musical Director:, and George Martin in charge of musical score.

Yellow Submarine (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Yellow Submarine (film) is 87 minutes long. Yellow Submarine (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Lance Percival as Old Fred, Geoffrey Hughes as Paul, John Clive as John, Peter Batten as George, Paul Angelis as Narrator, Dick Emery as Max, John Clive as John Lennon, and Geoffrey Hughes as All.

Yellow Submarine (film) Quotes

Peter Batten as George

  • (Peter Batten) "As a matter of fact, there's a war on."
  • (John Clive) "Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence. Shall we hence?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Oh, let's not waste any more time sitting on the hence. Beatles to battle. Charge."
  • (Peter Batten) "Not a Meanie in sight."
  • (John Clive) "Not even a teeny Meanie."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Not even a teeny weeny Meanie."
  • (Ringo) "Grace."
  • (Peter Batten) "Tiptoe through the meanies."
  • (Peter Batten) "Hey. There's a Cyclops."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Can't be. It's got two eyes."
  • (John Clive) "Must be a "bicycle-ops" then."
  • (Ringo) "There's another one."
  • (John Clive) "A whole "'cyclopedia"."
  • (Peter Batten) "It's all in the mind, you know."
  • (Peter Batten) "Hey, he looks wrong."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "He doesn't look at all well."
  • (Peter Batten) "In fact, he's horrible."
  • (John Clive) "He's so ugly."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Really ugly."
  • (Peter Batten) "Hey, look, everything's getting bigger."
  • (John Clive) "It's not. It's us that are getting smaller."
  • (Peter Batten) "How was it?"
  • (Ringo) "'Arrowing."
  • (Peter Batten) "Hey, it's seen us."
  • (Lance Percival) "Fire the boxing button."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Whoever heard of a "boxing button"?"
  • (Peter Batten) "Who cares. Find one."
  • (Peter Batten) "Hey. That's a funny place to leave a goldfish bowl."
  • (Peter Batten) "Maybe we're both part of a vast yellow submarine fleet."
  • (Ringo) "There's only two of us."
  • (John Clive) "Well, then, I would suggest that yonder yellow submarine is none other than ourselves --"
  • (Lance Percival) "Going backwards."
  • (John Clive) "In time."
  • (Peter Batten) "Maybe time's gone on strike."
  • (Ringo) "What for?"
  • (Peter Batten) "Shorter hours."
  • (Ringo) "I don't blame it. Must be very tiring being time, mustn't it?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Why?"
  • (Ringo) "Well, it's a twenty four hour day, isn't it?"
  • (John Clive) "You surprise me, Ringo."
  • (Ringo) "Why?"
  • (John Clive) "Dealing in abstracts."
  • (Peter Batten) "Do you think we're interrupting something?"
  • (John Clive) "I think so."
  • (Peter Batten) "Yes, dey do look very nice, don't dey?"
  • (Ringo) "Yes, dey do."
  • (John Clive) "Dey do dough, don't dey?"
  • (Peter Batten) "Yes, dey do."
  • (Ringo) "Don't dey, dough?"
  • (Peter Batten) "Dough?"
  • (John Clive) "Fa-la. Dat dough."
  • (Peter Batten) "Ok, men all aboard. Lets go somewhere."
  • (Ringo) "What about him?"
  • (John Clive) "He's happy enough going around in circles."
  • (Ringo) "Aw, poor little fellow."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "I don't know. Ringo's just a sentamentalist."
  • (Ringo) "Aw, look at him. Can't he come with us?"
  • (Ringo) "Hey, Mr Boob. You can come with us if you like."
  • (Jeremy) "You mean you'd take a nowhere man?"
  • (Ringo) "Yeah, come on. We'll take you somewhere."
  • (Peter Batten) "Okay, instruments at the ready."
  • (John Clive) "Okay, on the beat of one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five, a-six."
  • (Ringo) "Hey, can't you make it three?"
  • (John Clive) "Oh, all right, on the beat of three: A-one, a-two, a-three."
  • (Peter Batten) "A Boob for all seasons."
  • (Peter Batten) "That was one great party. And we brought back some lovely souvenirs."
  • (Peter Batten) "Here's the motor."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "And I've got a little"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "love."
  • (Ringo) "And I've got a hole in my pocket."
  • (Peter Batten) "A hole?"
  • (Ringo) "Well, half a hole anyway. I gave the rest to Jeremy."
  • (Peter Batten) "What can he do with half a hole?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Fix it to keep his mind from wandering."
  • (Jeremy) "The footnotes for my nineteenth book. This is my standard procedure for doing it. And while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it."
  • (Peter Batten) "A boob for all seasons."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "How can he lose?"
  • (John Clive) "Were your notices good?"
  • (Jeremy) "It's my policy never to read my reviews."

John Clive as John

  • (John Clive) "I am the ego man, goo goo g'joob"
  • (Ringo) "First time I saw that Nowhere Man, that Nobody, "I" knew he was Somebody."
  • (John Clive) "You're right."
  • (John Clive) "Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time space continuum theory."
  • (Peter Batten) "Oh, right."
  • (John Clive) "Relatively speaking, that is."
  • (John Clive) "This place reminds me of Blackburn, Lancashire."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Oh, boy."
  • (Peter Batten) "How many do you think there are in all?"
  • (Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD.) "Enough to fill the Albert Hall."
  • (John Clive) "Hello, there, blue people. Won't you join us? Hook up, and otherwise co-mingle? What do you say?"
  • (Chief Meanie) "Max."
  • (Dick Emery) "Your Blue-, uh, I mean, er, Your Newness?"
  • (Chief Meanie) "It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?"
  • (Dick Emery) "Argentina?"
  • (John Clive) "Are you with us? Will you join?"
  • (Chief Meanie) "Shall we?"
  • (Dick Emery) "No."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Aargh."
  • (Dick Emery) "N-n-y-y-y-y-Yes, Your Newness."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Yes, Max."
  • (Jeremy) "Yes. Ah, yes is a word with a glorious ring. A true universal utopious thing. Engenders embracing and chasing of blues, the very best word for the whole world to use."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Yes, let us mix, Max. I've never admitted it before, but my cousin is the bluebird of happiness."
  • (Jeremy) "Eminent physicist, polyglot, classicist, prize-winning botanist, hard-biting satirist, talented pianist, good dentist, too."
  • (John Clive) "Lousy poet."
  • (John Clive) "Break the glass."
  • (Peter Batten) "We can't."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "It's Beatle proof."
  • (John Clive) "Nothing is Beatle proof."
  • (John Clive) "It's time for time."
  • (John Clive) "Pepperland."
  • (Peter Batten) "Looks a bit salty around the edges."
  • (John Clive) "The motor's packing in."
  • (Lance Percival) "By all the sea nymphettes. We're losing power."
  • (Peter Batten) "We're being swallowed."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "What should we do?"
  • (John Clive) "Serve tea?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Lovely."

Lance Percival as Old Fred

  • (Ringo) "Oh, your story has touched me heart. Jump in. We'll get me friends."
  • (Lance Percival) "Oh, bless you."
  • (Ringo) "Did I sneeze?"
  • (Lance Percival) ""H" for "Hurry," "E" for "'Ergent,'" "L" for "Love me," and "P" for "P-P-P-Please help.""
  • (Lance Percival) "Now whatever you do, don't touch that button."
  • (Ringo) "Which button?"
  • (Lance Percival) "That button."
  • (Ringo) "This button?"
  • (Ringo) "Aaaahhhhh."
  • (Lance Percival) "That was the panic button."
  • (Lance Percival) "Well, lads, what do you think?"
  • (Peter Batten) "I think that --"
  • (Lance Percival) "Remember, there'll be rough seas ahead. What do you think?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Well, um --"
  • (Lance Percival) "Pounding overwhelming waves. What do you think of that, eh?"
  • (John Clive) "Well, I think that --"
  • (Ringo) "As a matter of fact, I think that --"
  • (Ringo) "I think --"
  • (Lance Percival) "Well?"
  • (Ringo) "I've forgotten."
  • (Lance Percival) "What do you think?"
  • (Peter Batten) "I think I burnt me finger."
  • (Lance Percival) "Hey, what would your friends be doing here?"
  • (Ringo) "Displaying."
  • (Lance Percival) "Displaying what?"
  • (Ringo) "Dis-playing around."
  • (Lance Percival) "Just park it here."
  • (Ringo) "I'll just park it here."
  • (Lance Percival) "All right then. Let's get this vessel shipshape."
  • (Peter Batten) "I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine shape."
  • (Lance Percival) "Now, whatever you do don't touch that button."
  • (Ringo) "Which button?"
  • (Lance Percival) "That one."
  • (Ringo) "This one?"
  • (Lance Percival) "Oops, that was the panic button."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Poor Ringo."
  • (Peter Batten) "Poor lad, never did no harm to no one."
  • (John Clive) "Hey lads, now that Ringo's gone, what are we gonna do?"
  • (Lance Percival) "Learn to sing trios?"
  • (Lance Percival) "Not polite to point."
  • (Lance Percival) "You've got to steer clear."
  • (Ringo) "Steer clear?"
  • (Lance Percival) "Yes, steer. Clear?"
  • (Ringo) "Yes, steer."
  • (Lord Mayor) "Four scores and 32 bars ago, our four fathers"
  • (Lance Percival) "A quartet?"
  • (Lord Mayor) "And four mothers"
  • (Lance Percival) "Another quartet?"
  • (Lord Mayor) "Made their way in this yellow submarine."
  • (Lance Percival) "What, that little thing?"
  • (Lord Mayor) "To Pepperland."
  • (Lance Percival) "You've got to steer clear."
  • (Ringo) "Steer clear?"
  • (Lance Percival) "Yes, steer. Clear?"
  • (Ringo) "Yes, dear."
  • (Lance Percival) "Oh. Frankenstein."
  • (Ringo) "Yeah, I used to go out with his sister."
  • (Lance Percival) "His sister?"
  • (Ringo) "Yeah, Phyllis."
  • (Lance Percival) "Now I don't mean to alarm you, mates, but the years are going backwards."
  • (Peter Batten) "What does that mean, Old Fred?"
  • (Lance Percival) "It means that if we slip back through time at this rate, pretty soon we'll all disappear up our own existance."

Geoffrey Hughes as Paul

  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Do you ever get the feeling?"
  • (John Clive) "Yeah."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "That things aren't as rosy as they appear to be under the surface?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Let's show him our motor."
  • (John Clive) "Steady on. I mean, you don't want to be showing your motor to just anybody."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Look, it's a school of whales."
  • (Ringo) "They look a little bit old for school."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "University then."
  • (Ringo) "University of "Wales"."
  • (John Clive) "They look like drop outs to me."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Senile delinquents."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "What's the matter, John Love? Blue Meanies."
  • (John Clive) "Newer and bluer Meanies have been sighted in the vicinity of this theatre. There's only one way we can go out."
  • (Peter Batten) "How's that?"
  • (John Clive) "Singing."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Say, Ringo, you're not half the lad you used to be."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "So this is a submarine."
  • (John Clive) "Soft, isn't it?"
  • (Ringo) "Not if you're on the bottom."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Groovy. How do you start this thing?"
  • (Lance Percival) "It starts with a Blue Meanie attack."
  • (John Clive) "Well, supposing there are no Blue Meanies in the neighbourhood?"
  • (Lance Percival) "Oh, er, well, then you, um, start looking for a switch."
  • (Ringo) "Perhaps this is it."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "When I get older losing my hair many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm Sixty Four?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Hey, he reminds me of my old English teacher."
  • (John Clive) "Look, if you must shout, shout quietly."
  • (Lord Mayor) "It's quite uncanny, your faces."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "We're quite cute, really."
  • (Lord Mayor) "You could pass for the originals."
  • (John Clive) "We are the originals."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Poor Ringo."
  • (Peter Batten) "Poor lad."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Never did no harm to no one."
  • (John Clive) "Hey, lads, now that Ringo's gone, what do we do?"
  • (Lance Percival) "Learn to sing trios."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Naw, let's save the poor devil."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Do you think they heard us?"
  • (John Clive) "I hope not."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Shhh."
  • (Peter Batten) "What did you say?"
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "Shhh."
  • (Peter Batten) "Good plan."
  • (Geoffrey Hughes) "What's the matter fellows? Blue Meanies?"

Dick Emery as Max

  • (Chief Meanie) "Are the troops in readiness?"
  • (Dick Emery) "No, Your Blueness."
  • (Chief Meanie) "The bonkers?"
  • (Dick Emery) "Nope."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Clowns?"
  • (Dick Emery) "No."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Snapping Turks?"
  • (Dick Emery) "No."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Anti music missiles?"
  • (Dick Emery) "No."
  • (Chief Meanie) "The Dreadful Flying Glove?"
  • (Dick Emery) "No."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Splendid. Today Pepperland goes blue-y."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched. Right, Max?"
  • (Dick Emery) "Yes, your Blueness."
  • (Chief Meanie) "WHAT? We Meanies only take "no" for an answer. Is that understood, Max?"
  • (Dick Emery) "No, Your Blueness."
  • (Chief Meanie) "That's better."
  • (Dick Emery) "Here, your Blueness have some nasty medicine."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Ah, the hills are alive --"
  • (Dick Emery) "-- with the sound of music."
  • (Chief Meanie) "Who did it? Who is responsible for this?"
  • (Dick Emery) "Rimsky-Korsakov?"
  • (Dick Emery) "Guy Lombardo?"

Paul Angelis as Narrator

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