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Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Quotes

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny ended in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Jack Black; Kyle Gass; Ben Stiller as producer, Tenacious D, Andrew Gross, and John King in charge of musical score, and Robert Brinkmann as head of cinematography.

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny is 94 minutes long. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Dave Grohl as Satan, Jack Black as JB, Kyle Gass as KG, Paul F. Tompkins as Open Mic Host, Amy Poehler as Truck Stop Waitress, JR Reed as Lee, and Tim Robbins as The Stranger.

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Quotes

Paul F. Tompkins as Open Mic Host

  • (Paul F. Tompkins) "We've got one spot left. You guys got any new material?"
  • (Jack Black) "What we got's gonna turn your brain into s***."
  • (Paul F. Tompkins) "Since the beginning of time 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. Well that band has come and now they are here to cum again in your ear pussies."
  • (Paul F. Tompkins) "You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better -- because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here"
  • (Paul F. Tompkins) "in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "f*** you" to the people you hate. Now you can stay out here and fight on the ground and cry like babies, or you can go in there like friends and rock. So, what's it gonna be?"
  • (Kyle Gass) "Let's go in there and show'em what Tenacious D is all about."
  • (Jack Black) "Yeah. I already got a guitar pick anyways."

Jack Black as JB

  • (Jack Black) "Ready, Kage?"
  • (Kyle Gass) "Ready."
  • (Jack Black) "Let's do this. Fatty."
  • (Jack Black) "Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan."
  • (Jack Black) "I told you, we're just two f***in' business men on our way to see some s*** in Sacramento."
  • (Jack Black) "I've had this birth mark since I was born."
  • (Kyle Gass) "I have an ass-mark too."
  • (Jack Black) "Do not make a sound unless it's a masterpiece. Not a f***in' sound."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Thought I felt something."
  • (Jack Black) "Let's hear that back."
  • (Jack Black) "From whence you came / you shall remain / until you are / complete again."
  • (Jack Black) "I looked it up in the dictionary -- it wasn't in there."
  • (Jack Black) "A long-ass f***in' time ago in a town called Kickapoo / There lived a humble family religious through and through / But yea there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do / His name was young JB and he refused to step in line / A vision he did see of f***ing rocking all the time / He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align --"
  • (Lil' JB) "Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave / Then I sliced his f***ing cockles with my long and shiny blade / 'Twas I who f***ed the dragon, f***alye sing f***aloo / And if you try to f*** with me then I shall f*** you too / Gotta get it on in the party zone / I gotsta shoot a load in party zone / Gotta lick a toad in the party zone / Gotta suck a choad in the party zone."
  • (Jack's Father) "You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born? / Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more / This music that you've played for us comes from the depths of Hell / Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel."
  • (Jack's Father) "You'll become a mindless puppet. Beelzebub will pull the strings. / Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring / You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone / You're grounded for a week with no telephone / Don't let me hear ya cry, don't let me hear ya moan / You gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home."
  • (Lil' JB) "Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone / I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne? / I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock / My father thinks you're evil, but, man, he can suck a cock / Rock is not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad / I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad."
  • (Ronnie James Dio) "I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock / But to learn the ancient methods, secret doors you must unlock / Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood / On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood / In the City of Fallen Angels, where the ocean meets the sand / You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band / To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk / You will face your inner demons, now go my son and ROCK."
  • (Jack Black) "So he bailed from f***ing Kickapoo with hunger in his heart / And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art / But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart / Rock. / Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock / Rah-ha-ha-ha-ha --"
  • (Jack Black) "Rock."
  • (Jack Black) "This place is kinda --"
  • (Jack Black) "Juicy."
  • (Jack Black) "Holy f***alukadingdong"
  • (Jack Black) "Kyle's fingers be silver."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Jack's voice then be gold."
  • (Kyle Gass) "But lest you think we're vain."
  • (Jack Black) "We know you're all robots and we don't care. Tenacious D. We reign. Supreme, Oh, God. Burrito supreme, and a chicken supreme, and a cutlass supreme."
  • (Jack Black) "POWERSLIDE."

Kyle Gass as KG

  • (Kyle Gass) "I'll have the fried chicken. And the steak -- and the chicken-fried steak."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Dude, I've got some smoking hot babes, and they want us to play a gig."
  • (Jack Black) "No, I've just had the weirdest conversation of my life in there."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Welcome to the gig simulator, after this your training is complete, you will be ready to audition for the KGP."
  • (Jack Black) "The what?"
  • (Kyle Gass) "The Kyle Gass Project."
  • (Jack Black) "Oh, right, right."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Let the simulation begin."
  • (Jack Black) "Okay, should I just sing a song?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, sing something, douche bag."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Gimme a powerslide. Full throttle."
  • (Jack Black) "sssshhhhh --"
  • (Kyle Gass) "How did that feel?"
  • (Jack Black) "Really good. How did it look?"
  • (Kyle Gass) "Amazing -- ly bad."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Hey, you've reached KG. You know what to do."
  • (Kyle Gass) "Cock, use the cock."

Amy Poehler as Truck Stop Waitress

  • (Amy Poehler) "What'll you have?"
  • (Kyle Gass) "What do you recommend?"
  • (Amy Poehler) "I recommend you order some food."
  • (Girl #2) "Excuse me, are you gonna charge us for all the refills?"
  • (Amy Poehler) "No, you're so pretty you'll get everything for free."
  • (Kyle Gass) "That's a pretty good deal."

JR Reed as Lee

  • (JR Reed) "That was amazing, you guys changed people's lives tonight."
  • (Kyle Gass) "I know, it was so awesome dude."
  • (Jack Black) "Yeah, it was awesome, compared to bulls***."
  • (JR Reed) "Whoa. You guys putting on a concert? Can I watch?"
  • (Kyle Gass) "Half off the pie?"
  • (JR Reed) "Dealio."
  • (JR Reed) "Duuuuude, You guys are like -- Electric Dynamite."

Dave Grohl as Satan

  • (Dave Grohl) "I AM COMPLETE."
  • (Jack Black) "FUUUUCKK."
  • (Dave Grohl) "Yes you are f***ed/s*** out of luck./Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck. This world shall be mine/ and you're first in line/You brought me the pick and now you shall both die."
  • (Jack Black) "WAIT, Wait, wait, you motherf***er. We chalenge you to a rock-off. Give us one chance to rock your socks off."
  • (Dave Grohl) "f***. f***. f***. The demon code prevents me, from declining the rock off challenge. What are your terms? Whats the catch?"
  • (Jack Black) "If we win you must take your sorry ass back to hell, and also you will have to pay our rent."
  • (Dave Grohl) "And what if i win?"
  • (Jack Black) "Then you can take Kage back to hell --"
  • (Kyle Gass) "What?"
  • (Jack Black) "Trust me, Kage. It's the only way."
  • (Kyle Gass) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Jack Black) "To be your little bitch."
  • (Dave Grohl) "Fine. Let the rock off begin."
  • (Dave Grohl) "Ow, f***. My f***ing horn."

Tim Robbins as The Stranger

  • (Tim Robbins) "I miss that sweet ass leg of mine."

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