The Prom (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

The Prom (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Prom ended in 1970.

(Jonathan) "We have one more award to give out. Is Buffy Summers here tonight? Did she, um --"
(Jonathan) "This is actually a new category. First time ever. I guess there were a lot of write-in ballots, and, um, well, t-the prom committee asked me to read this. "We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't talk about it much, but it's no secret that Sunnydale High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.""
(Unnamed) "Zombies."
(Unnamed) "Hyena people."
(Unnamed) "Snyder."
(Jonathan) ""But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you or helped by you at one time or another. We're proud to say that the class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history, and we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you, uh, uh, this.""
(Jonathan) "It's from all of us, and it has written here, "Buffy Summers, Class Protector"."

(Buffy) "I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening if I have to kill every, single person on the face of the Earth to do it."
(Xander) "Yay?"

(Buffy) "I always say patrol's not complete without a trip to the stinky sewers."
(Angel) "I'm sure I saw him come down here."
(Buffy) "Couldn't we just let this be the vamp that got away? We could say he was this big."
(Angel) "What can I say? I need closure."

(Joyce) "I don't have to tell you that you and Buffy come from different worlds."
(Angel) "No, you don't."
(Joyce) "She's had to deal with a lot, grow up fast. Sometimes even I forget that she's still just a girl."
(Angel) "And I'm old enough to be her ancestor."
(Joyce) "She's just starting out in life."
(Angel) "I know. I think about it more now that she's staying in Sunnydale."
(Joyce) "Good. Because when it comes to you, Angel, she's just like any other young woman in love. You're all she can see of tomorrow. But I think we both know that there are some hard choices ahead. If she can't make them, you're gonna have to. I know you care about her. I just hope you care enough."

(Angel) "I'm trying to do what's right here, okay? I'm trying to think with my head instead of my heart."
(Buffy) "Heart? You have a heart? It isn't even beating."
(Angel) "Don't."
(Buffy) "Don't what? Don't love you? I'm sorry. You know what? I didn't know that I got a choice in that. I'm never gonna change. I can't change. I want my life to be with you."
(Angel) "I don't."
(Buffy) "You don't wanna be with me? I can't believe you're breaking up with me."

(Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "I wonder if asking Ms. Chase to dance would --"
(Giles) "For God's sake, man, she's 18, and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you, and stop fluttering about."

(Xander) "Well, hey, it's demon Anya, punisher of evil males. Still haven't got your powers back? You haven't, right?"
(Anya) "No. I will, though. It's just a matter of time."
(Xander) "So, now how did that work? Women would wish horrible things on their ex-boyfriends; you'd show up and make it happen."
(Anya) "That's right. The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful."
(Xander) "Well, hey, good luck with that. Hope it works out for you."
(Anya) "You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of this species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them."
(Xander) "Then why are you talking to me?"
(Anya) "I don't have a date for the prom."
(Xander) "Well gosh. I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?"
(Anya) "Men are evil. Will you go with me?"
(Xander) "One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which."
(Anya) "You know, this happens to be all your fault."
(Xander) "My fault?"
(Anya) "You were unfaithful to Cordelia so I took on the guise of a twelfth-grader to tempt her with the Wish. When I lost my powers I got stuck in this persona, and now I have all these feelings. I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me."
(Xander) "Be still my heart. Oh wait, it is."

(Cordelia) "No dresses, no cell phone, no car. Everything has been taken away because Daddy made a little mistake on his taxes for the last 12 years."

(Angel) "You deserve more. You deserve something outside of demons and darkness. You should be with someone who can take you into the light. Someone who can make love to you."
(Buffy) "I don't care about that."
(Angel) "You will. And children."
(Buffy) "Children? Can you say jumping the gun? I kill my goldfish."

(Angel) "The prom?"
(Buffy) "End of high school, rite of passage thingy. Think cotillion with spiked punch and the electric slide."
(Angel) "Right."

(Anya) "Look, I know you find me attractive; I've seen you looking at my breasts."
(Xander) "Nothing personal, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open."

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