The Flintstones Quotes

The Flintstones is a Animation that appeared on TV in 1960 on American Broadcasting Company. The Flintstones completed its run in 1966.

The Flintstones lasted 6 seasons and 166 (List of The Flintstones episodes) episodes. It features William Hanna as producer, Alan Reed, Jean Vander Pyl, Mel Blanc, Bea Benaderet, Gerry Johnson, Don Messick, John Stephenson, Verna Felton, Doug Young, June Foray, and Howard Morris doing voices, Hoyt Curtin as theme composer, and Hoyt Curtin as composer. The Flintstones is executive produced by William Hanna. The Flintstones is created by William Hanna.

The Flintstones is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Flintstones is 25 minutes long. The Flintstones is produced by Hanna-Barbera and distributed by Screen Gems. Spinoffs for this show include The Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm Show.

The Flintstones Quotes

• (Unnamed) "I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave."

• (Unnamed) "WILMA."

• (Unnamed) "Hey why don't you hold out your hand when you're making a left turn?"
• (Rock Quarry) "Left turn? I was going straight."
• (Unnamed) "Look buster you're at fault and I can prove it. I got a disinterested witness here, my neighbor and best friend Barney Rubble. Go ahead Barney, tell him just how it happened."
• (Unnamed) "You drove through a boulevard stop Fred and hit that man's car."

• (Unnamed) "That voice, that voice. He's the perfect Frogmouth. Get that frog. I mean, get that man. Get him up here right away. So you're Wilma's husband. I knew it, I knew it. One look at her, and I knew it. Tell me, Fred, did you ever do any acting?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, heh-heh, one year I was in the spring play at Public School 158."
• (Unnamed) "And you were Hamlet? Uh, Romeo? Er, King Arthur?"
• (Unnamed) "Na-a-aw, no, none of those things. Some of the kids were trees, some were flowers, some were butterflies --"
• (Unnamed) "And what were you?"
• (Unnamed) "I was a slug."
• (Unnamed) "It figures, it figures --"

• (Unnamed) "Do you know the Rubbles?"
• (Unnamed) "We've never met, but I've admired your footwork many many times."

• (Unnamed) "Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook."
• (Unnamed) "Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?"
• (Unnamed) "Absolutely, he's wanted by the police."
• (Unnamed) "We heard him described to a T."
• (Unnamed) "Wilma, do you know where they went?"
• (Unnamed) "They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother."
• (Unnamed) "Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah Fred?"
• (Unnamed) "C'mon, let's go."
• (Unnamed) "Right Fred."
• (Unnamed) "You ever play football, Barney?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah Fred, why?"
• (Unnamed) "Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal."

• (Unnamed) "Where's your get up and go?"
• (Unnamed) "It just got up and went."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, you're too fat, Fred."

• (Unnamed) "Eddy-frey, when's the op-cays oming-cay?"
• (Unnamed) "I couldn't ind-fay an op-cay, Arney-bay."
• (Unnamed) "Oy vey"

• (Unnamed) "How can you be so stupid?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey, that's not very nice. Say you're sorry."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry you're stupid."

• (Unnamed) "Hmmmm, here's the "Crook of the Month"; "Fifteen thousand reward for information leading to apprehension of Albert Bonehart; wanted for questioning in disappearance of three former wives; Bonehart's fourth wife was last seen in a railroad station; in a valise, a ladies hat box and an executive's brief case." Well, that's one way of sending your wife to the country."

• (Unnamed) "Say, Fred, ain't it time for the big fight?"
• (Unnamed) "Hey-hey, I'm glad you remembered. You fix the chairs. I'll get the soda and popcorn."
• (Unnamed) "I didn't know There was a fight scheduled."
• (Unnamed) "You kiddin'? Tonight's for the championship. Oh, it should be a real grudge bout."
• (Unnamed) "Heavyweight or lightweight?"
• (Unnamed) "Both. A heavyweight versus a lightweight."
• (Unnamed) "Why are you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set is here."
• (Unnamed) "This is not on TV. It's a closed-circuit."
• (Unnamed) "But who's fighting?"
• (Unnamed) "The new neighbors; Mrs. and Mr. Brickrock."
• (Unnamed) "Fred. You don't intend to eavespeep?"
• (Unnamed) "Ho-ho-hoooo, I wouldn't miss tonight's bout for anything. Those two have been putting on the greatest fight of the century. Last night's bout was a doozy. Did you ever hear such hysterics? All that screaming and shrieking in that high voice?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I thought he'd never stop."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, that's terrible. You mean that meek little man hit's his wife?"
• (Unnamed) "No-o-o, in the last three bouts, he didn't even lay a glove on her. He's strictly a defensive fighter."
• (Unnamed) "You'd think she'd let him win once in a while just to keep up his interest."

• (Unnamed) "I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about all of this, right?"
• (Unnamed) "Right."
• (Unnamed) "Has that ever stopped me from being an expert before?"

• (Unnamed) "Yeah, you laugh. You'll see, Barn, they know me in this bank, they'll help me right a way."
• (Bank Clerk) "Look, pals, it's Fred Flintstone."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, hi. I'd like to lent some money here."
• (Bank Clerk) "Ha ha ha ha. See that, pals? Fred Flintstone wants money. Ha ha ha ha ha."

• (Unnamed) "Whale on the beach. Whale on the beach."

• (Unnamed) "Yabba Dabba Do."

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