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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Quotes

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Lara Croft: Tomb Raider ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Gordon (producer) as producer, Graeme Revell in charge of musical score, and Peter Menzies Jr. as head of cinematography.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is recorded in English and originally aired in Germany, Japan, United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is 100 minutes long. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is distributed by Paramount Pictures, United International Pictures, Tele München Gruppe, and Toho.

The cast includes: Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft, Chris Barrie as Hilary, Iain Glen as Manfred Powell, Noah Taylor as Bryce, Daniel Craig as Alex West, Richard Johnson as Distinguished Gentleman, and Jon Voight as Lord Richard Croft.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Quotes

Noah Taylor as Bryce

  • (Noah Taylor) "My ignorance amuses me -- My ignorance amuses me?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Yes well I've always found your ignorance quite amusing."
  • (Noah Taylor) "This isn't a country, it's an ice cube."
  • (Noah Taylor) "What's that smell?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Five AM"
  • (Noah Taylor) "So, time to save the universe again then, is it?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Absolutely"
  • (Noah Taylor) "-- screw 13 to quadrant 3, screw 14 to quadrant 4 --"
  • (Chris Barrie) "Please."
  • (Noah Taylor) "It's my system. So I know where they all came from."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "It's camouflage."
  • (Noah Taylor) "Okay."
  • (Noah Taylor) "Lara, it's a clock, it ticks, it tells the time."
  • (Noah Taylor) "It's wrong."

Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft

  • (Angelina Jolie) "We have 83 rooms. Why can't you live in the house?"
  • (Noah Taylor) "Well, I'm a free spirit, me."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Oh -- very funny."
  • (Chris Barrie) "I'm only trying to turn you into a lady."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Mm --"
  • (Chris Barrie) "And a lady should be modest."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Yes, a lady should be modest."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "I woke up this morning and I just hated everything."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, An eternity in an hour. William Blake."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "But you might try to kill me."
  • (Iain Glen) "I'm not going to kill you."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "I said you'd try."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "It's a clock -- It's ticking."
  • (Noah Taylor) "Oh -- one of those ticking clocks, eh?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off?"
  • (Noah Taylor) "Ah well -- that would be a -- no."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "But time was stolen from us and it's not fair."
  • (Jon Voight) "No, it's not fair."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "This is where I start to have fun."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "What?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Hmm."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Right, so -- Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Hello, Alex."
  • (Daniel Craig) "I suppose you think I'm a greedy, unscrupulous sell-out who'll do just about anything for money?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Yes. That's right."
  • (Daniel Craig) "Well, the money bit's true I guess."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Is it, Alex? If you cross me, we may not be able to remain friends."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Always a pleasure."
  • (Daniel Craig) "Now for a cold shower --"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Stop."

Iain Glen as Manfred Powell

  • (Iain Glen) "Lady Croft, tell me, is there a good reason why I just kept you alive?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Yes. That is not the true eye."
  • (Iain Glen) "This is the true eye."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "It's not, actually. It's a mirror image."
  • (Iain Glen) "Ms. Croft, I think you're trying to cheat me out of my little ray of sunshine."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Why would I try and cheat you out of anything, now, I need you to get the piece so I can steal it from you later."
  • (Iain Glen) "You're bluffing. Julius, make a mental note, kill Ms. Croft if she attempts any such thing."
  • (Julius) "Yes, sir."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Well we can do it my way, or we can all come back in time for the next allignment and you're welcome to try and kill me then, in oh, say, another 5,000 years?"

Richard Johnson as Distinguished Gentleman

  • (Richard Johnson) "If we don't get that piece then we'll have to wait five thousand years for another alignment."
  • (Iain Glen) "I don't know about you but I'm not planning to give that much time to this enterprise."

Daniel Craig as Alex West

  • (Daniel Craig) "Lara Croft, I don't believe it. Still pretending to be a photojournalist? Ya know, I think it's really cool that you can still keep a day job, though it's obviously just for show."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "So, Alex, still pretending to be an archaeologist?"
  • (Daniel Craig) "Lara, do we always have to fight like this? Maybe we don't."
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Hmm, maybe we do."
  • (Daniel Craig) "Why?"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "You stole my prayer wheels."
  • (Daniel Craig) "Stole? Stole? Coming from you? It's not like you ever really owned them or anything. Hey, you're the tomb raider --"
  • (Angelina Jolie) "Oh look, I think your clients need you. As you once said, so memorably, "It's all just a business". So go, go do business."

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