Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a Supernatural fiction that first aired in 1997 on The WB (1997-2001). Buffy the Vampire Slayer completed its run in 2003.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer lasted 7 seasons and 144 episodes. It features Nerf Herder as theme composer, and Walter Murphy (1997) as composer. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is executive produced by Joss Whedon. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is created by Joss Whedon.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is recorded in English and originally aired in Television in the United States. Each episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is 42-51 minutes long. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is produced by Mutant Enemy Productions and distributed by 20th Television. Spinoffs for this show include Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season Eight (comic book) (2007-11).

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

• (Dawn Summers) "When do I get to patrol?"
• (Buffy Summers) "Not until you're never."

• (Dawn Summers) "I'm not a kid."

• (Mayor Richard Wilkins) "Where is the courier? I told him to come so he could get his money."
• (Faith) "I made him an offer he couldn't survive."

• (Billy 'Ford' Fordham) "I thought you were slaying a vampire."
• (Buffy Summers) "I was whatting a what?"

• (Buffy Summers) "From beneath you, it devours."

• (Spike) "Who do you kill for fun around here?"

• (Willow Rosenberg) "What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-hoe."
• (Buffy Summers) "Meow."
• (Willow Rosenberg) "Really? I've never gotten a 'meow' before."

• (Spike) "It's nice to watch you be happy. For them, even. I don't see it a lot. You -- You glow."
• (Buffy Summers) "That's because the dress is radioactive."

• (Dawn Summers) "I think I'll take a drumstick."
• (Willow Rosenberg) "I'm a breast gal myself. But of course, you already knew that."

• (Xander Harris) "Who's a little fear demon? Come on, who's a little fear demon?"
• (Rupert Giles) "Xander, don't taunt it."
• (Xander Harris) "What, can it hurt me?"
• (Rupert Giles) "No, it's just -- tacky."

• (Ted Buchanan) "Beg to differ."

• (Oz) "It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around. That's interesting."

• (Dawn Summers) "Oh my God. You will never believe what happened at school today."
• (Buffy Summers) "Everybody started singing and dancing?"
• (Dawn Summers) "I gave birth to a pterodactyl."
• (Anya) "Oh my God. Did it sing?"

• (Anya) "For God's sakes Andrew, you've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?"
• (Andrew Wells) "Entertaining and educating."
• (Anya) "Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"

• (Jonathan Levinson) "Stop touching my magic bone."

• (Cordelia Chase) "No way. I wish us into bizarro-land and you two guys are still together?"

• (Buffy Summers) "Cordelia. Your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good."

• (Billy 'Ford' Fordham) "I know all your deepest secrets, Summers."
• (Xander Harris) "Care to make a small wager on that?"

• (Faith) "Five by five."

• (Anya) "I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts."
• (Xander Harris) "No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open."

• (Buffy Summers) "Amy. How've you been?"
• (Amy Madison) "Rat. You?"
• (Buffy Summers) "Dead."
• (Amy Madison) "Oh."

• (Cordelia Chase) "You're really campagning for Bitch Of The Year, aren't you?"
• (Buffy Summers) "As defending champion, you nervous?"

• (Drusilla) "Say uncle. Oh that's right, you killed my uncle."

• (Buffy Summers) "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."

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