The Calcium Kid Quotes

The Calcium Kid is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Calcium Kid stopped airing in 1970.

It features Natascha Wharton as producer, Boilerhouse Boys in charge of musical score, and David M. Dunlap as head of cinematography.

The Calcium Kid is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Calcium Kid is 89 minutes long. The Calcium Kid is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Orlando Bloom as Jimmy, Omid Djalili as Herbie Bush, Rafe Spall as Stan Parlour, Tamer Hassan as Pete Wright, Mark Heap as Sebastian Gore-Brown, Michael Lerner as Artie Cohen, and Frank Harper as Clive Connelly.

The Calcium Kid Quotes

Orlando Bloom as Jimmy

• (Orlando Bloom) ""Ah, bejesus. There's a leprechaun in the ring. Punch him, Johnny, punch him.""
• (Orlando Bloom) "I'll bleedin' knock YOU out, you -- mad old Irish bastard."

• (Orlando Bloom) "My dad gave me some good advice once; "Speak if you have something to say." I always thought that was pretty clever. He probably never thought that I'd be talking to the press though, eh?"

• (Unnamed) "Now Johnny, I want you to close your eyes, take a few deep breaths and visualize yourself sitting in a beautiful field beside a quaint little stream. A lovely breeze blows over your face, and you feel safe and calm. Safe and calm. Safe -- and calm."
• (Orlando Bloom) "AAAH. A giant angry Jose shot out of the stream, dragged me out by the ears and dragged me under."

• (Orlando Bloom) "If you're trying to scare me, you'd be better off by saying BOO."

• (Orlando Bloom) ""Fascist fighter shames nation"? "Jimmy 'the Calcium Kid' Connelly will be fighting for the middle-weight championship of the world on Saturday, but he will be doing so without the support of this newspaper. Connelly showed up at pre-fight press conference dressed in full Union Jack attire and lambasted Jose Mendez in the name of Queen and country." -- What does lambasted mean?"

• (Orlando Bloom) "I'm a bit confused about everything that's going on at the moment."
• (Frank Harper) "Does it feel like everyone's trying to pull your pants down, son?"
• (Orlando Bloom) "Yeah. Yeah, that's it exactly."
• (Frank Harper) "My advice to you is -- start wearing a belt."

• (Pressman) "Jimmy, do you really think that you stand a chance against Jose Mendez?"
• (Orlando Bloom) "Well, my dad once said, "There's normally a winner in a two-horse race". Obviously neither me or Jose are horses, but I think the moral of the story is anything can happen. I believe that."

• (Orlando Bloom) "But calcium is spelled with a 'C,' not a 'K', Mr. Bush."
• (Omid Djalili) "C, K, C, K, CK -- It's flummoxed."

• (Orlando Bloom) "But what if I don't knock him out? I mean, he is the undefeated World Champion."

Frank Harper as Clive Connelly

• (Frank Harper) "Nothing's out of reach, if you've got long arms."

Rafe Spall as Stan Parlour

• (Rafe Spall) "Don't you worry about a thing, pal. With me in control of your psychological preparation, Mendez will get his in the ring. And if he doesn't, then we'll catch up to him afterwards, and give it to him South London style, d'you know what I mean?"

• (Rafe Spall) "Your timing's rotten, mate. I've got me bird over. I'm getting me nuts wet."

• (Rafe Spall) "Oi Jimbo. Silly Bollocks is here to see ya."

• (Rafe Spall) "Rumble Jimmy, rumble."

Omid Djalili as Herbie Bush

• (Omid Djalili) "You know what (bleep) Yanks can be -- Maybe you can put a bleep over the 'pricks' bit."

• (Omid Djalili) "Leonard. Tell him what you're gonna do to him if he doesnt fight Mendez."
• (Unnamed) "Something painful, gov?"

Tamer Hassan as Pete Wright

• (Tamer Hassan) "You couldn't organize a f***up in a f***ing brothel."

• (Tamer Hassan) "I was f***ing robbed. Stick this in your poxy documentary."
• (Tamer Hassan) "And if you ever come back, I'll serve the f***ing pair of you."

Mark Heap as Sebastian Gore-Brown

• (Mark Heap) "I'm sorry. Is there a problem, Mr Cohen?"
• (Michael Lerner) "A problem? Well, my definition of a problem is a trivial annoyance, easily overcome with quickness of thought. No, this is a situation."
• (Mark Heap) "And -- and and what exactly is-is your-your definition of a-a situation?"
• (Michael Lerner) "Two limey f***ing filmmakers hanging from their skinny pricks over an 8th floor balcony, for shooting unauthorized footage of an Arty Cohen fighter. THIS. THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF A SITUATION."

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