10 Things I Hate About You Quotes

10 Things I Hate About You is a television show that debuted in 1970 . 10 Things I Hate About You ended in 1970.

It features Andrew Lazar as producer, Richard Gibbs in charge of musical score, and Mark Irwin as head of cinematography.

10 Things I Hate About You is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 10 Things I Hate About You is 99 minutes long. 10 Things I Hate About You is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Larisa Oleynik as Kat Stratford, Larry Miller as Walter Stratford, Heath Ledger as Patrick, Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cameron, Andrew Keegan as Joey, Daryl Mitchell as Mr. Morgan, Larisa Oleynik as Bianca, Gabrielle Union as Chastity, Allison Janney as Ms. Perky, David Krumholtz as Michael, David Leisure as Mr. Chapin, Kyle Cease as Bogey Lowenstien, and Susan May Pratt as Mandella.

10 Things I Hate About You Quotes

Allison Janney as Ms. Perky

• (Allison Janney) "People perceive you as somewhat --"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Tempestuous?"
• (Allison Janney) ""Heinous bitch" is the term used most often."

• (Allison Janney) "So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class -- again."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action."
• (Allison Janney) "The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."

• (Allison Janney) "Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Yeah, my-my dad is, uh --"
• (Allison Janney) "That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. Same little asswipe s***-for-brains everywhere."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Excuse me? D-Did you just say -- Am I in the right office?"
• (Allison Janney) "Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot."

Daryl Mitchell as Mr. Morgan

• (Daryl Mitchell) "All right, not that I give a damn, but how was everybody's weekend?"
• (Andrew Keegan) "Oh, I dunno, maybe we should ask Kat?"
• (Daryl Mitchell) "Unless she kicked the crap outta your dumb butt, I don't wanna hear about it."

• (Daryl Mitchell) "Now, I know Shakespeare's a dead white guy, but he knows his s***, so we can overlook that. I want you all to write your own version of this sonnet."
• (Daryl Mitchell) "Yes, Miss "I Have An Opinion About Everything"?"

• (Daryl Mitchell) "Get outta my class."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "What?"
• (Daryl Mitchell) "Out. Get out."
• (Andrew Keegan) "Thanks, Mr. Morgan."
• (Daryl Mitchell) "Shut up."

• (Daryl Mitchell) "I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper middle-class suburban oppression. Must be tough. But the next time you storm the PTA crusading for better -- lunch meat, or whatever it is you white girls complain about, ask them WHY they can't buy a book written by a black man."
• (Unnamed) "That's right mon."
• (Daryl Mitchell) "Don't even get me started on you two."

Larisa Oleynik as Bianca

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "But she's a mutant. What if she never dates?"
• (Larry Miller) "Then you'll never date. Oh, I like that."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You are amazingly self-assured, has anyone ever told you that?"
• (Heath Ledger) "I tell myself that every day, actually."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack."
• (Gabrielle Union) "But I love my Skechers."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "That's because you don't have a Prada backpack."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke."
• (Heath Ledger) "I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "You think?"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Well, now that you've seen "the plan", I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "How is it possible that I did not know about this?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "I warned him that if he told anyone, the cheerleading squad would find out how tiny his dick is."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Oh wait -- was that -- did your hairline just recede?"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You're not as vile as I thought you were."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Remove head from sphincter, then drive."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "We're going now."
• (Larry Miller) "Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member."
• (Allison Janney) ""Quivering member." I like that."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You suck."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "You suck."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
• (Larry Miller) "What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids, sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Tell me something true."
• (Heath Ledger) "Something true -- I hate peas."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "No, something real, something no one else knows."
• (Heath Ledger) "Okay, you're sweet, and sexy, and completely hot for me."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Hey -- your eyes have a little green in them."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?"
• (Heath Ledger) "Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "I happen to like being adored, thank you."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You're asking me out? That's so cute. What's your name again?"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You're looking at this from entirely the wrong perspective. We're making a statement."
• (Susan May Pratt) "Oh goody, something new and different for us."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "joey never told you that we went out did he?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "yeah ok --"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "in ninth, for a month"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "why?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "because he was like -- such a babe"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "What is it, Asshole Day?"

• (Larisa Oleynik) "I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

• (Larisa Oleynik) "Whoops."

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cameron

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Well, you don't know. She could, uh, she could need a day to cool off."
• (Heath Ledger) "Maybe two."

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time."
• (Heath Ledger) "Cameron, do you like the girl?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Yeah."
• (Heath Ledger) "Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Well, I thought she was, but you know, I --"
• (Heath Ledger) "Well, she is or she isn't. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it."

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Wow, is this what a bar looks like?"
• (David Krumholtz) "Don't touch anything. You may get hepatitis."
• (Heath Ledger) "So what have ya got for me?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "A little insight into a very complicated girl."
• (David Krumholtz) "Excuse me, uh, just one question before we start. Should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?"
• (Heath Ledger) "What?"
• (David Krumholtz) "Nothing. Nothing."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Alright, uh, first thing, Kat hates smokers."
• (Heath Ledger) "So, you're telling me I'm a -- non-smoker."
• (David Krumholtz) "Yes. Well, just for now."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "And, um, and here's another problem. Bianca said that Kat likes pretty guys."
• (Heath Ledger) "Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?"
• (David Krumholtz) "H-He's very pretty. He's a gorgeous guy."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Yeah. I-I just wasn't sure. I didn't know."
• (David Krumholtz) "You're a gorgeous guy."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Alright, uh, yeah, okay, here's this, uh -- Likes: Thai food, feminist pros and angry girl music of the Indie Rock persuasion. Here's a list of the CDs that she has in her room."
• (Heath Ledger) "So, I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments, right?"
• (David Krumholtz) "Have you ever been to Club Skunk?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Her favorite band's playing there tomorrow night."
• (Heath Ledger) "I can't be seen at Club Skunk. All right?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "But she'll be there, she's got tickets."
• (David Krumholtz) "Hey listen, assail your ears for one night."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "She has a pair of black underwear, if that helps."
• (David Krumholtz) "Couldn't hurt, right?"

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "We are screwed."
• (David Krumholtz) "Hey, no, hey. I don't wanna hear that defeatist attitude -- I wanna hear you upbeat."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "We are screwed."
• (David Krumholtz) "There ya go."

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Just 'cause you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter."

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "I learned French for you."

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "And I'm BACK IN THE GAME."

• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "May I offer you a parsnip?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "No, you may not."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Where is my uncle's pencil?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "I don't know. Maybe it is up your ass?"

Larry Miller as Walter Stratford

• (Larry Miller) "You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it."

• (Larry Miller) "I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'."

• (Larry Miller) "Hello, Katarina. Make anyone cry today?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30."

• (Larry Miller) "What are the two house rules? Number One: No dating till you graduate. Number Two: No dating till you graduate."

• (Larry Miller) "This morning, I delivered a set of twins to a fifteen-year-old girl, do you know what she said to me?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) ""I'm a crack-whore who should have made my skeazy boyfriend wear a condom"?"
• (Larry Miller) "Close, but no. She said, "I should have listened to my father"."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "She did not."
• (Larry Miller) "Well, that's what she would have said if she wasn't so doped up."

• (Larry Miller) "Shoulda used the window."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Hi Daddy."
• (Larry Miller) "Hi -- where're we going?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Well, if you must know -- a small study group of friends."
• (Larry Miller) "Otherwise known as an orgy?"
• (Gabrielle Union) "Mr. Stratford, it's just a party."
• (Larry Miller) "And hell is just a sauna."

• (Larry Miller) "Do you know what happens at proms?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine."
• (Larry Miller) "Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?"
• (Larry Miller) "What's normal? Those damn -- Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Daddy that is so not --"
• (Larry Miller) "I've got news for you. I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn't raise no fool."

• (Larry Miller) "Where's your sister going?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm."
• (Larry Miller) "Funny."

• (Larry Miller) "My insurance does not cover PMS."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Well then, tell them I had a seizure."

• (Larry Miller) "And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated."

Heath Ledger as Patrick

• (Heath Ledger) "What is it with this chick, she have beer flavored nipples?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Hey."

• (Heath Ledger) "It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."

• (Heath Ledger) "Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?"

• (Heath Ledger) "Not a big talker, huh?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy."

• (Heath Ledger) "I was watching you out there, before. I've never seen you look so sexy."

• (Heath Ledger) "Joey can plough whatever he wants."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Hey. There will be no ploughing."

• (Heath Ledger) "See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it."

• (Heath Ledger) "What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored nipples?"

• (Heath Ledger) "Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Am I that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby."

• (Heath Ledger) "Well, the night I take you places you've never been before."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Like where, the 7-11 on Broadway?"

• (Heath Ledger) "Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed."

• (Heath Ledger) "Who knocked up your sister?"

• (Heath Ledger) "Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Is that right?"
• (Heath Ledger) "Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her."

• (Heath Ledger) "And I didn't sleep with a Spice Girl -- I think."

• (Heath Ledger) "I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell you. So, how did you keep him distracted?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "I dazzled him with my -- wits."

• (Heath Ledger) "Someone still has her panties in a twist."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Don't, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties."
• (Heath Ledger) "Then what did I have an effect on?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing."

• (Heath Ledger) "Was that a yes?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "No."
• (Heath Ledger) "Well, then, was that a no?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "No."

• (Heath Ledger) "I thought you wanted out."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "Yeah, well, I did, but, uh -- that was until she kissed me."
• (Heath Ledger) "Where?"
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "In the car."

• (Heath Ledger) "Hey there girly. How you doin'?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Sweating like a pig actually and yourself?"
• (Heath Ledger) "Now there's a way to get a guy's attention huh?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "My mission in life. But, obviously I struck your fancy so you see it worked. The world makes sense again."

David Krumholtz as Michael

• (David Krumholtz) "I'm thinking of getting a Tercel. Yeah, that's a Toyota."

• (David Krumholtz) "What's there is a snotty little princess wearing a strategically planned sundress to make guys like us realize we can never touch her, and guys like, uh, Joey realize they want to. She, my friend, is what we will spend the rest of our lives not having, Put her in your "Spank Bank" and move on."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "No, no, no. You're wrong about her. I mean, you know, not about the spanking, but the rest, you're wrong."

• (David Krumholtz) "The s*** hath hitith the fan -- ith."

• (David Krumholtz) "Alright. Uh, I talked to her; I got the scoop."
• (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) "What'd she say?"
• (David Krumholtz) ""Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote."
• (Heath Ledger) "Thanks Michael. That's very comforting of you."

• (David Krumholtz) "I have a dick on my face, don't I?"

• (David Krumholtz) "Sweet love, renew thy force."
• (Heath Ledger) "Hey. Don't say s*** like that to me. People can hear you."

Andrew Keegan as Joey

• (Andrew Keegan) "Mr. Morgan, is there any chance we could get Kat to take her Midol before she comes to class?"
• (Daryl Mitchell) "Someday, you gonna get bitch-slapped and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."

• (Andrew Keegan) "Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date."

Kyle Cease as Bogey Lowenstien

• (Kyle Cease) "That must be Nigel with the brie."

• (Kyle Cease) "You guys, please. Take it outside."
• (Kyle Cease) "Thank you."

Gabrielle Union as Chastity

• (Gabrielle Union) "I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "I think you can in Europe."

Susan May Pratt as Mandella

• (Susan May Pratt) "Have you seen him?"
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Who?"
• (Susan May Pratt) "William. He asked me to meet him here."
• (Larisa Oleynik) "Oh Mandella, please tell me you haven't progressed to full-on hallucinations."

David Leisure as Mr. Chapin

• (David Leisure) "You look pretty nervous."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, sir."
• (David Leisure) "You're sweating like a pig."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, sir."
• (David Leisure) "You're eyes are all -- bloodshot."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, sir."
• (David Leisure) "You've got pot, don't you?"
• (David Leisure) "I'm confiscating this."
• (David Leisure) "This too."

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