National Lampoon's Class Reunion Quotes

National Lampoon's Class Reunion is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . National Lampoon's Class Reunion stopped airing in 1970.

It features Matty Simmons as producer, Peter Bernstein (composer) in charge of musical score, and Philip Lathrop as head of cinematography.

National Lampoon's Class Reunion is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of National Lampoon's Class Reunion is 84 minutes long. National Lampoon's Class Reunion is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Gerrit Graham as Bob Spinnaker, Blackie Dammett as Walter Baylor, Michael Lerner as Dr. Robert Young, Shelley Smith as Meredith Modess, Stephen Furst as Hubert Downs, Miriam Flynn as Bunny Packard, Zane Buzby as Delores Salk, Fred McCarren as Gary Nash, and Mews Small as Iris Augen.

National Lampoon's Class Reunion Quotes

Stephen Furst as Hubert Downs

• (Stephen Furst) "Walter if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel."

• (Stephen Furst) "Let me handle this. Hey, Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister."

• (Stephen Furst) "Walter, can we see her naked before you kill her?"

• (Stephen Furst) "Hey, erm, Iris? Howdya like to marry me, huh?"
• (Mews Small) "Oh Hubert. You mean it?"
• (Stephen Furst) "Sure. We'll settle down, have a couple of kids."
• (Mews Small) "Yeah, one like you and one like me."
• (Stephen Furst) "Perfect."

Gerrit Graham as Bob Spinnaker

• (Gerrit Graham) "My father didn't keep me out of Vietnam so that I could die in my own high school."

Blackie Dammett as Walter Baylor

• (Blackie Dammett) "Listen. How about we all sing the Borden Loyalty Song, huh?"
• (Zane Buzby) "No. I didn't sing that f***ing song in school, and I ain't singing it for you, fuzz-nuts."

• (Blackie Dammett) "Hee-hee. What a great bunch of kids."
• (Unnamed) "Walter? I think your ride is here. Hey everybody, let's do the Walter."

Fred McCarren as Gary Nash

• (Fred McCarren) "Erm, Meredith would you, er, I mean could you?"
• (Shelley Smith) "Gary, are you asking me to marry you?"
• (Fred McCarren) "Yeah."
• (Shelley Smith) "Oh yes I'd love to be Mrs Gary, erm?"
• (Fred McCarren) "Nash. Gary Nash."

Miriam Flynn as Bunny Packard

• (Miriam Flynn) "You know, you should consider going into public relations, Delores. You would be marvellous."
• (Zane Buzby) "Why? So I could be some tight-assed phoney bitch like you?"
• (Miriam Flynn) "Right."
• (Zane Buzby) "You know, I like it. Hey let's have lunch."
• (Miriam Flynn) "Good."

Michael Lerner as Dr. Robert Young

• (Michael Lerner) "He was institutionalized shortly after graduating from here. He committed a heinous crime against his parents with an upright vacuum cleaner."

• (Michael Lerner) "I know Walter Baylor intimately."
• (Shelley Smith) "Really? Well, did you know he was going to kill Milt?"
• (Michael Lerner) "Yes."
• (Shelley Smith) "Then why didn't you try to stop him?"
• (Michael Lerner) "I couldn't find a parking spot."

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