Best Laid Plans (1999 film) Quotes

Best Laid Plans (1999 film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Best Laid Plans ended in 1970.

It features Sean Bailey as producer, Craig Armstrong (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ben Seresin as head of cinematography.

Best Laid Plans (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Best Laid Plans (1999 film) is 92 minutes long. Best Laid Plans (1999 film) is distributed by Fox Searchlight Pictures.

The cast includes: Josh Brolin as Bryce, Alessandro Nivola as Nick, and Reese Witherspoon as Lissa.

Best Laid Plans (1999 film) Quotes

Alessandro Nivola as Nick

• (Alessandro Nivola) "You know, not everything in the world revolves around f***ing."
• (Josh Brolin) "No, just most things."

• (Alessandro Nivola) "I thought you'd be an older guy."
• (Bad Ass Dude) "My profession don't promote career longevity. It's a young man's business."

• (Alessandro Nivola) "We save her, we screw us, and vice versa. But think- who's worth saving here? Who's created this problem? Someone is gonna get hurt, Bryce. It's just a question of who."

• (Alessandro Nivola) "We're f***ed."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "You're telling me."

• (Alessandro Nivola) "I love you."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Why do you think I'm doing this?"

• (Alessandro Nivola) "I thought you were leaving."
• (Reese Witherspoon) "I thought I was too. Then I realized I didn't have any money."
• (Alessandro Nivola) "Let's walk?"
• (Reese Witherspoon) "Where?"
• (Alessandro Nivola) "Anywhere. Away from here."

Reese Witherspoon as Lissa

• (Reese Witherspoon) "I've built up a certain tolerance for your f***-ups."

• (Reese Witherspoon) "You could at least kiss me when you do that."

Josh Brolin as Bryce

• (Josh Brolin) "I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting f***ed."

• (Josh Brolin) "She's sixteen. I mean, what 21-year-old carries around a fake ID saying she's 16? The girl downstairs is 16. Sixteen. I mean, it doesn't matter if she said no. It doesn't matter if she screamed yes, and had a notary public certify it; she's underage. It's statutory. If she presses charges, I will go to jail."
• (Alessandro Nivola) "So I guess a second date's out of the question, then, huh?"

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