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Penelope (2006 film) Quotes

Penelope (2006 film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Penelope ended its run in 1970.

It features Reese Witherspoon as producer, Joby Talbot in charge of musical score, and Michel Amathieu as head of cinematography.

Penelope (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Penelope (2006 film) is 104 minutes long. Penelope (2006 film) is distributed by Momentum Pictures (UK).

The cast includes: Christina Ricci as Penelope, James McAvoy as Max, Reese Witherspoon as Annie, Peter Dinklage as Lemon, Nigel Havers as Edward Vanderman Jr., Ronni Ancona as Wanda, Catherine O'Hara as Jessica Wilhern, Nigel Havers as Mr. Vanderman, John Voce as Duty Cop, and Richard E. Grant as Franklin Wilhern.

Penelope (2006 film) Quotes

James McAvoy as Max

  • (James McAvoy) "Good God, he licked me."
  • (Peter Dinklage) "Edward."
  • (Nigel Havers) "What?"
  • (Peter Dinklage) "Don't lick Max."
  • (James McAvoy) "All Halloween I've been running into someone I used to know."
  • (Christina Ricci) "This someone; she meant a lot to you?"
  • (James McAvoy) "Yes, yes she did."
  • (Christina Ricci) "What happened?"
  • (James McAvoy) "I couldn't give her what she wanted."
  • (Christina Ricci) "What did she want?"
  • (James McAvoy) "To be free."
  • (James McAvoy) "Y'know you inspired me, doing what you did, going off on your own like that."

Christina Ricci as Penelope

  • (Unnamed) "Do you have any other pig parts?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "With such a large nose, do you smell better than the rest of us?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "You tell me."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Ok, after break, we'll go explore and see what you can collect. Stay together."
  • (Christina Ricci) "What?"
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Nothing. It's just nice to see the old you again."
  • (Christina Ricci) "You lied to me. I guessed piano and you said that --"
  • (Christina Ricci) "My parents were born into the good life. Old money, blue blooded, society sweethearts."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Helaborasoreantalis. They're amazing; they bloom even in the winter."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "That's cool."
  • (Christina Ricci) "They just pop up without any help from anyone."
  • (Reese Witherspoon) "Kind of like my ex-boyfriend, if you know what I mean."
  • (Christina Ricci) "I felt the rush of a thousand heartbreaks."
  • (Christina Ricci) "There are three hundred and twenty-six first editions in that room. Of those, three hundred are worth over fifty thousand, a dozen or so are worth over twenty-five thousand and I'm afraid there's only one that's valued under a hundred."
  • (James McAvoy) "Only one, huh?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "A little novel, written by a little nobody that never amounted to anything."
  • (James McAvoy) "You don't say, under a hundred?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "I'm afraid so, and I'm afraid that means that it's time for"
  • (James McAvoy) "But your favorite just the same."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Used to? You don't do that anymore? What are you doing instead?"
  • (James McAvoy) "Beating you at chess."
  • (Christina Ricci) "I warned you I'd kill her."
  • (James McAvoy) "Well that's great, because, you know what? As soon as my guys hear what you've done --"
  • (Christina Ricci) "The game will be over, your Queen'll be dead."
  • (James McAvoy) "My King's still pretty -- active. You know?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "Once the Queen is dead, the King is useless."
  • (James McAvoy) "What's that about?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "I don't know. Maybe he's too depressed to fight. He really loved her, you know."
  • (Christina Ricci) "And we lived happily ever after; well, happily ever after so far at least."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't get it. What does it mean?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "Well, you tell me what you think it means."
  • (Unnamed) "Rich people stink."
  • (Unnamed) "It's always the mothers fault."
  • (Unnamed) "It's not the power of the curse; it's the power you give the curse."

Reese Witherspoon as Annie

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Nigel Havers as Mr. Vanderman

  • (Nigel Havers) "Try to remember; I'm your son."
  • (Nigel Havers) "That's exactly what I'm trying to forget."

Catherine O'Hara as Jessica Wilhern

  • (Catherine O'Hara) "What are you doing?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "Just speeding things up."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Oh, so now you're just going to make a pig of yourself?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "No, that's already been done for me."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Stop it."
  • (Christina Ricci) "-- That was the last of the Ho-Hos."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "What? I'm being her mother. That's what mothers do with daughters; they talk about how to look prettier."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Honey, just think about what you're doing. This is the moment we have worked so hard for."
  • (Christina Ricci) "I said go away."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Sweetheart, please. Please, we are one yes away from a whole new life, a whole new you."
  • (Christina Ricci) "But I don't want a whole new me, mother."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Sweetheart please, please."
  • (Christina Ricci) "I like myself the way I am."

Richard E. Grant as Franklin Wilhern

  • (Richard E. Grant) "Why can't I have bacon?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Because you love oatmeal."
  • (Richard E. Grant) "No -- I love bacon."

Peter Dinklage as Lemon

  • (Peter Dinklage) "Did you have to gamble all night?"
  • (James McAvoy) "Yeah -- still had chips left."

John Voce as Duty Cop

  • (John Voce) "Detailed description?"
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "Brown hair. Brown eyes."
  • (Catherine O'Hara) "A unique -- ly pleasant personality."
  • (Richard E. Grant) "Think pig."
  • (John Voce) "So she's a fat girl?"

Ronni Ancona as Wanda

  • (Ronni Ancona) "Wait. He's still a blue-blood. He can break the curse."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Max, I know this face repulses you -- And I wouldn't, I wouldn't dream of asking you to accept it."
  • (James McAvoy) "No -- No -- No --"
  • (Christina Ricci) "But this isn't me, the real me is inside here somewhere just waiting to get out and you can make that happen and once the curse is broken I'll be just like anybody else."
  • (James McAvoy) "What if the curse doesn't get broken? What if the curse can never be broken?"
  • (Christina Ricci) "Then I'll kill myself. I promise, I promise I will."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Marry me, Max. Marry me."
  • (James McAvoy) "I can't."
  • (Christina Ricci) "Get out."
  • (James McAvoy) "I'm --"
  • (Ronni Ancona) "Get out. Get out."

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