Mindhunters Quotes

Mindhunters is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Mindhunters ended its run in 1970.

It features Cary Brokaw as producer, Tuomas Kantelinen in charge of musical score, and Robert Gantz as head of cinematography.

Mindhunters is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mindhunters is 106 minutes long. Mindhunters is distributed by Miramax Films (US).

The cast includes: Val Kilmer as Harris, Eion Bailey as Bobby, Christian Slater as J.D., LL Cool J as Gabe, Will Kemp as Rafe, Jonny Lee Miller as Lucas, Clifton Collins Jr. as Vince Sherman, Kathryn Morris as Sara Moore, and Trevor White as Attacker.

Mindhunters Quotes

Christian Slater as J.D.

• (Christian Slater) "The lovely Nicole and her personal demons. I'm surprised there's enough room at the table for all of us."

• (Christian Slater) "Ah, Harris, I will solve whatever sick, twisted crime scenario you come up with."

• (Christian Slater) "Here, kitty, kitty."

• (Christian Slater) "It's no fun unless it's a challenge, right?"

LL Cool J as Gabe

• (LL Cool J) "Iny, miny, mino, mo. Who's the next motherf***er to go?"

• (LL Cool J) "Time's up, asshole."

• (LL Cool J) "Sir, I thought they didn't let foreign nationals into the FBI?"
• (Val Kilmer) "Don't worry. On the inside he's 100% American. Right, Rafe?"
• (Will Kemp) "As American as the death penalty."
• (Val Kilmer) "That's my boy."

• (LL Cool J) "What is the trap? Where is the trap?"
• (Kathryn Morris) "I don't know."
• (LL Cool J) "What is the trap? Where is the trap?"

Val Kilmer as Harris

• (Val Kilmer) "Don't forget, you're 50 miles offshore so if you run out of toilet paper, you are s*** out of luck."

• (Val Kilmer) "Here we are. Crimetown USA. Where all the residents are dead -- or about to be."

• (Val Kilmer) "Have some cake."

Jonny Lee Miller as Lucas

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "This is awkward."

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Well, since the end may be near here; have you always sorta kinda had a thing for me?"
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Is that a no?"

• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Your other weakness is ME."

Eion Bailey as Bobby

• (Eion Bailey) "Good evening, my fine young FBI friends. I am a pretty little thing just out of lit class at GMU. Please note the Jimmy Joyce in my Kate Spade. My parents are loaded as per my expensive ensemble and that "J", where is it, on my key ring, means I'm either a "Jill" or a "Jennifer". Those being the favorite "J" names of beltway parents circa 1981. I like to hang with my girlfriends and have a good time but I'm really just a mature woman looking for a mature man."

• (Eion Bailey) "Two hundred and ninety nine million, seven hundred and ninety two thousand, four hundred and fifty eight meters per second. This is the original measurement for light."
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "And you know that?"
• (Eion Bailey) "Its the basic principal of physics"
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "Along with "s*** happens"?"

• (Eion Bailey) "It's a number. It's a f***ing number. They're all a bunch of f***ing numbers."

• (Eion Bailey) "The man's calling you a killer. Personally, I think you might want to defend yourself"
• (Kathryn Morris) "There's no blood. Someone drained his blood."

• (Eion Bailey) "I think I'll go see if the UNSUB's still in the building."
• (Will Kemp) "Sweetheart, it's just a simulation, yeah?"
• (Eion Bailey) "Where we're from, a site search is called procedure. Yeah?"

Will Kemp as Rafe

• (Will Kemp) "Look."
• (Will Kemp) "It's little Bobby. Little gonna grow up to big and strong and pursue a career in buried children and dismembered mummies. Now that will make happy town proud."
• (Eion Bailey) "I think your in the wrong line of work."
• (Will Kemp) "No mate. Not me."

• (Will Kemp) "What? He said dress for an island."

• (Will Kemp) "How's about your Navy?"
• (Will Kemp) "They don't muck around, do they?"

• (Will Kemp) "All for killing him in his sleep?"

• (Will Kemp) "Did he just pull that gun out of his ass?"

Trevor White as Attacker

• (Trevor White) "Man, I thought you guys were never going to get here."
• (Trevor White) "Hey Harris, I'm f***ing starving."

Clifton Collins Jr. as Vince Sherman

• (Clifton Collins Jr.) "I'll give him a taste of the real thing."
• (Will Kemp) "Did he just pull that gun out of his arse?"
• (Jonny Lee Miller) "We weren't suppose to bring weapons."
• (Clifton Collins Jr.) "My gun goes where I go. If you ever get shot sometime maybe you'll understand."

• (Clifton Collins Jr.) "Sara, can you feel your face? Because I can't feel your face."

Kathryn Morris as Sara Moore

• (Kathryn Morris) "Do you think they'll let me make profiler?"
• (LL Cool J) "That depends. One last question: When's the situation secure, agent?"
• (Kathryn Morris) "On the drive home."
• (LL Cool J) "Yeah."
• (Kathryn Morris) "On the drive home."

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