Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars Quotes

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars is a Science fiction that first aired in 1970 on Syfy. Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars ended in 17-18 October 2004.

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars was on for 2 episodes. It features Guy Gross (2 episodes 2004) as theme composer. Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars is executive produced by David Kemper. Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars is created by Rockne S. O'Bannon.

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars is produced by The Jim Henson Company. Spinoffs for this show include BOOM! Studios.

Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars Quotes

• (Unnamed) "The baby is breach."
• (Unnamed) "I can't birth her narl. I don't want a narl. I hate narls. I'm still a narl myself."
• (Unnamed) "You helped Moya give birth."
• (Unnamed) "I blew out a wall and three tiers."
• (Unnamed) "I concur."
• (Unnamed) "The baby's head is up. It has to be down. Don't make any structural changes."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, come here. Kill the frelling sledgeknots. And kill their mothers, too. An-and if you can kill 'em slowly, do it."
• (Unnamed) "Back off, Chiana."
• (Unnamed) "Keep away. D'Argo's dead. Do you think I frelling care what I do to you ?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."

• (Unnamed) "Who's taking fire?"
• (Unnamed) "Huh. Who isn't?"
• (Unnamed) "Are you all right?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, other than being shot at by the Electric Mayhem -- I'm fantastic."

• (Unnamed) "Check it out."
• (Unnamed) "This is your universe. This, is your universe on wormholes."

• (Unnamed) "Unbelievable, no one has anything to say."
• (Unnamed) "How big is that thing gonna get?"
• (Unnamed) "Big."
• (Unnamed) "OK, boy and girls, here are the rules. Find a penny, pick it up. Double it, you got two pennies. Double it again, four. Double it twenty-seven times and you've got a million dollars and the IRS -- all over your ass. Round and round and round it goes. Where it stops no one knows. But it all adds up -- quick."

• (Unnamed) "You're the closest friend I have."
• (Unnamed) "You could have done better."
• (Unnamed) "Not in the entire universe."

• (Unnamed) "You be sure to give him this message."

• (Unnamed) "Oh for Hezmana's sake, why me? Carry their baby, marry them off, what next? Let them move in?"

• (Unnamed) "A monumental black hole. A swirling headstone marking the spot where we used to live and play and slaughter the innocent."

• (Unnamed) "Feel like killing someone?"
• (Unnamed) "Grrrrr."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, maybe not."

• (Unnamed) "So, how have you been, Crichton?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm good, Bob. You? The wife? The kids?"
• (Unnamed) "Busy."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I hear business is booming."
• (Unnamed) "You are right. The Scarrans and Peacekeepers are at war, and the Scarrans will prevail unless you help us to build a wormhole weapon."
• (Unnamed) "Gee, that all sounds reasonable, Bob. Only two problems. No matter what you may believe I can't do it. And just as important; I don't think that the Peacekeepers are any better than the Scarrans. So make sure you validate your parking on the way out."
• (Unnamed) "You will find no serenity during this conflict, Crichton. Examine your choices."
• (Unnamed) "You are not listening. Wormholes; no. Weapons; no. Killing; no. Crichton; no."

• (Unnamed) "Stark is now our number one priority."
• (Unnamed) "Stark? How's that for an inversion of normalcy?"

• (Unnamed) "Crichton, you possess it, don't you?"
• (Unnamed) "Don't touch me."
• (Unnamed) "The secret to victory, the violent path to peace."

• (Unnamed) "I don't remember him being like this."
• (Unnamed) "Nobody does."
• (Unnamed) "Toad, what's with the waterworks?"
• (Unnamed) "I miss the baby."
• (Unnamed) "What baby? He had a baby?"
• (Unnamed) "It's kind of a twisted story."
• (Unnamed) "It's a chemical imbalance in his system from carrying the child. He will recover -- eventually."

• (Unnamed) "I promise you, you will never be re-united with your baby."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sure your mother wished for the same thing."

• (Unnamed) "Aeryn, we have to get ready."
• (Unnamed) "Great. I'll cut it out."
• (Unnamed) "No. It's for your clothes -- and the cord."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, right."

• (Unnamed) "Did he suffer?"
• (Unnamed) "Are you kidding? THEY suffered."

• (Unnamed) "The first Scarran you see, you tell him who his daddy is."

• (Unnamed) "Do you want to see it? Do you want to see what you've been chasing me and my family for years for? Do you want to see a wormhole weapon?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Beg."
• (Unnamed) "I beg you."
• (Unnamed) "It's not good enough. Say "please.""
• (Unnamed) "Please."
• (Unnamed) "Pretty please --"
• (Unnamed) "-Pretty please."
• (Unnamed) "With a cherry on top --"
• (Unnamed) "-With a cherry on top."
• (Unnamed) "Happy Birthday. Now get out of my sight."

• (Unnamed) "All right, be careful."
• (Unnamed) "I'm pregnant, not incapacitated, John."

• (Unnamed) "I'll take your pain."
• (Unnamed) "No pain is good. Means I'm alive."
• (Unnamed) "Then let me help you to the other side."
• (Unnamed) "Frell Stark. This is the other side. I was hoping to go back."

• (Unnamed) "You will not go through with this."
• (Unnamed) "I already have."

• (Unnamed) "You will not go through with this."
• (Unnamed) "I ALREADY HAVE."
• (Unnamed) "I agree. You are weak, you will not sacrifice the woman and your offspring."
• (Unnamed) "Our son will be raised in peace."
• (Unnamed) "Amen. You hear that you bastards. All or nothing."
• (Unnamed) "Wormhole doubles two more times, Moya goes first, 20 seconds later you join us. Either way this war is over. Peace."

• (Unnamed) "John. You went there, didn't you?"
• (Unnamed) "I went the whole way there."
• (Unnamed) "I didn't want you to do that."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, you did. Everybody wants to see the great big wormhole weapon."
• (Unnamed) "No, I want to see war turned into peace."
• (Unnamed) "War and Peace, War and Peace. Did you know that Woody Allen's version is better than Tolstoy's? Because it is funnier and absolute power corrupts, absolutely. Where the hell's my pen? Where's my pen?"
• (Unnamed) "This is what you want."
• (Unnamed) "No, Aeryn it is not what I want. It's just that fate keeps blocking all the exits. And no matter what I do I just keep circling closer to the flame."
• (Unnamed) "Then pull back. This war is not your responsibility."
• (Unnamed) "You and the baby are my responsibility. And how am I supposed to protect you from the Peacekeepers and the Scarrans and the Tragans and the lions, tigers and bears? With this? Winona? This gun? No gun is big enough."
• (Unnamed) "We still have Stark and the Eidelons."
• (Unnamed) "It's not enough."
• (Unnamed) "This is enough. Wormholes. What's inside my head. This is ugly and it is malignant. But it will protect you and the baby."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, but you see. You don't just protect me, we protect each other."

• (Unnamed) "This is your playground."

• (Unnamed) "Where the hezmana in my orders did you find the phrase "pre-emptive attack"?"
• (Unnamed) "The Scarrans are massing for an impending onslaught we all know is coming. A conflict we are ill-situated to win. By challenging them before they are prepared at least we have a fighting chance."
• (Unnamed) "You were sent there to gather surveillance and?"
• (Unnamed) "With all due respect, sir, I was sent here to perish at the vanguard of this inevitable conflict. I simply refuse to participate on their terms or yours."
• (Unnamed) "Because of your actions, the Scarran Empire has declared war against us. Do you know what that means, Scorpius? We are now officially engaged in the last war of our era. Congratulations."

• (Unnamed) "Can I help?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, you've done enough already. You know if this was a sebecean child, a pure one, it would've been born long ago. So how long will this take?"
• (Unnamed) "On earth, it could take days."
• (Unnamed) "What? I have killed men for less."

• (Unnamed) "D'Argo, we'll protect neural cluster. Chiana, Sikozu, you go find Pikal and Katar and keep them safe."
• (Unnamed) "What? What about me?"
• (Unnamed) "How best can you help?"
• (Unnamed) "I can stay out of your way."
• (Unnamed) "Excellent."

• (Unnamed) "Back off, dreadlocks, they're having my baby."

• (Unnamed) "This will be used as a weapon, against others?"
• (Unnamed) "Worst case scenario, yeah."
• (Unnamed) "If I understand correctly, it has the power to kill tens of thousands."
• (Unnamed) "For starters."
• (Unnamed) "Are you capable of using this?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Then I don't know you as I thought."
• (Unnamed) "So you'll be starting with me then?"
• (Unnamed) "Someone puts a gun to your head, Pilot. What do you do? What do you do? You defend yourself. And that is why we have to build this."
• (Unnamed) "No-one has a weapon pointed to your head."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God, Pilot. Everybody's got a weapon pointed at my head."
• (Unnamed) "There are other options."
• (Unnamed) "Well, why don't you explain that to the tens of millions of people who will die in the meantime."
• (Unnamed) "Is that truly your concern? Or is it Aeryn and your unborn offspring that you wish to protect?"
• (Unnamed) "That's my family, Pilot. Everything begins with family."

• (Unnamed) "Excellent. I'll be able to stop them cold with three perfect shots."
• (Unnamed) "Why three? You usually slay me with just one."

• (Unnamed) "I have to protect the people I love. And you owe me for putting that crap in my head."
• (Unnamed) "It may soon be prudent to remove it."
• (Unnamed) "Amen. I wanna be blonde again."

• (Unnamed) "You will die when I order it."
• (Unnamed) "Okay."

• (Unnamed) "Your father and I want you to have a name that means courage and strength. So we have chosen D'Argo Sun Crichton."

• (Unnamed) "Great Body Armor. Does it come in blue?"

• (Unnamed) "I want this thing removed immediately."
• (Unnamed) "It's not a thing."
• (Unnamed) "Fine. I want this miracle of life the frell out of me."

• (Unnamed) "Back off, Interion, they're having my baby."

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