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Ellen (TV series) Quotes

Ellen is a TV show that first aired in 1994 on American Broadcasting Company. Ellen ended in 1998.

Ellen aired for 5 seasons and 109 episodes. It features Johnny McElhone as theme composer, and W.G. Snuffy Walden as composer. Ellen is created by Neal Marlens.

Ellen is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ellen is 30 minutes long. Ellen is produced by The Black/Marlens Company and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Ellen DeGeneres as Ellen, Clea Lewis as Audrey, Clea Lewis as Spence, and Lisa Darr as Laurie.

Ellen Quotes

Clea Lewis as Spence

  • (Unnamed) "What are you doing in here?"
  • (Clea Lewis) "I'm playing "Crimson Tide" and I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to punch me in the face. I'm taking a bath, what does it look like I'm doing?"
  • (Unnamed) "I still can't believe that Ellen is gay."
  • (Clea Lewis) "Well, I always thought for a while she might be. I mean she could always run faster than I could, throw a ball farther, climb a tree faster --"
  • (Unnamed) "Did you ever think maybe YOU were gay?"
  • (Clea Lewis) "This is so exciting. We're like Thelma and Louise. And Paige."

Ellen DeGeneres as Ellen

  • (Ellen DeGeneres) "Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious."
  • (Real Estate Lady) "Ellen, Ellen, where are you?"
  • (Ellen DeGeneres) "(walks out of a coat closet) Here, I was in the closet."
  • (Real Estate Lady) "It's big isn't it?"
  • (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yeah, but I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time in there, entertaining or anything."
  • (Therapist) "So, obviously you didn't "click" with Richard."
  • (Therapist) "Was there ever anyone you felt you did "click" with?"
  • (Therapist) "And what was his name?"
  • (Ellen DeGeneres) "Susan."

Lisa Darr as Laurie

  • (Unnamed) "Can I watch TV? Thanks."
  • (Lisa Darr) "All right, but don't go flipping the channels because you never know what's on."
  • (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh, come on. I'm sure if there was something objectionable on, there'll be a warning."

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