Early Doors Quotes

Early Doors is a TV show that first aired in 2003 on BBC Two. Early Doors ended its run in 2004.

Early Doors aired for 12 episodes. It features Roddy Frame as theme composer.

Early Doors is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Early Doors is 30 minutes long. Early Doors is produced by Phil McIntyre Television.

Early Doors Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Bloody mobile phones, they're not welcome here."
• (Unnamed) "Neither are you, it hasn't stopped ya."

• (Unnamed) "You know why they're not coming, don't ya?"
• (Everyone) "Why?"
• (Unnamed) "Cos they won't eat their own."

• (Unnamed) "If they were any thicker, they'd set."

• (Unnamed) "Ken, Ken er, Ken?"
• (Unnamed) "Hello, Ken, notice anything different?"
• (Unnamed) "Hello, Joan, Eddie. Bloody hell you two look smart, what's the occasion?"
• (Unnamed) "It's their wedding anniversary, Ken."
• (Unnamed) "Is it? Well, congratulations."
• (Unnamed) "19 years today."
• (Unnamed) "The great trainrobbers didn't get that eh, Ken eh?"
• (Unnamed) "Has Oscar Wilde come in?"
• (Unnamed) "Ey, are you having that, Tommy? 19 years we've being together, the great trainrobbers didn't get that, eh?"
• (Unnamed) "I've heard it before Eddie, millions of times."
• (Unnamed) "Righto, then."
• (Unnamed) "So, what's your secret then, Eddie?"
• (Unnamed) "Always be honest to each other, that's the first thing."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, aye."
• (Unnamed) "And tell her you love her at least once a day."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, well, make your mind up Eddie, it's one or the other."
• (Unnamed) "Ohm no, well, that's the secret"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I think it's lovely. So are you going anywhere nice?"
• (Unnamed) "Just in here. We might stop for some chips on the way home."
• (Unnamed) "Bloody hell, Posh and Becks, eat your hearts out"
• (Unnamed) "What is he like?"
• (Unnamed) "Is that all your doing on your wedding anniversary then, Eddie, coming in here and then going for a bag of chips?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, there's nothing wrong with that."
• (Unnamed) "It's hardly romantic, though, is it?"
• (Unnamed) "Show her how much you love her Eddie, throw in a fish."

• (Unnamed) "You know, if you were any squarer Ken, you'd be an Oxo cube."

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