Klaus and Greta Quotes

Klaus and Greta is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Klaus and Greta completed its run in 1970.

Klaus and Greta Quotes

• (Liz Lemon) "Well now you just have to hope that it's a girl."
• (Tracy Jordan) "I know it's a girl, Liz Lemon, because I yelled, "Susan B. Anthony," at the moment of conception."

• (James Franco) "You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called "Space Attack"; my title. This movie will never be released because my performance will be deemed too provocative for America."
• (Jenna Maroney) "I wish I lived in France."
• (James Franco) "But out of this experience, we found each other, et cetera, et cetera. Five dates a week. One fight a month. And because of a product placement deal with Jamba Juice, the fight will be in a Jamba Juice."

• (Richard) "Are you available for a fake romance with a movie star?"
• (Jenna Maroney) "Does chewing on a sponge trick your brain's hunger centers? Yes, yes, a million times yes."

• (Jenna Maroney) "Last night, James kissed me. And for a second, I forgot it was fake. And it was incredible. Now having lunch with James and the actress who plays my mom somehow seems hollow. What's wrong with me?"

• (Jack Donaghy) "On the 30th, she took Flight 1470 to RSW. He left the next day for CVG. They have to be different cities."
• (Kenneth Parcell) "Uh, Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Did you not learn your nation's airport codes in high school?"

• (James Franco) "You can't just break up with me. I'll sue you for breach of contract. Oh, you, you're being such a non-pillow right now."
• (Jenna Maroney) "But don't you understand? I just want something real in my life for once. I want what you have with Kimiko."
• (James Franco) "Oh, Kimiko-tan. What am I doing, Jenna? Pretending to be something I'm not? Making myself miserable when I've got happiness waiting for me at home? Unless Kimiko's jealous of the ottoman. There's nothing going on there. That's a business relationship."
• (Jenna Maroney) "Don't "Lemon" your life, James. Be happy."
• (James Franco) "I'm the actor James Franco, damn it. And I'm in love with, and common law married to, a Japanese body pillow."

• (Jack Donaghy) "Nancy Donovan. Still so organized. In German class, Mr. Kruger always chose her to sort the students. He was eventually arrested by Israeli commandos."

• (Randy Lemon) "Liz, do you know how hard it was growing up gay in Methenburg, Pennsylvania? The local TV station edited "Will and Grace" down so much that it was just called "Karen.""

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