Not in My House Quotes

Not in My House is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Not in My House ended its run in 1970.

Not in My House Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Where's Cam?"
• (Unnamed) "We got into a fight. Because of him, I have a house full of Latinos"
• (Unnamed) "Welcome to my world. So, trouble in gay paradise, huh?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, he just can't say no to anybody who needs help and why do you have to always add the word 'gay' where it doesn't belong?"

• (Unnamed) "Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house; I didn't find any more porn."
• (Unnamed) "That was hardly porn; it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial."

• (Unnamed) "Hey Cam, does the gardener usually work on Saturdays?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know, he comes when we need him; he's like Batman, but straight."

• (Unnamed) "I just want to say I'm sorry. I never meant to blame you for that whole picture thing. Your mom sort of thought it was yours and I should have stopped it, but I didn't."
• (Unnamed) "So what was the picture of?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, it was a woman on a tractor, and she had her shirt off."
• (Unnamed) "Was it hot?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay, we're being honest here. Umm -- this particular woman; well, my tastes do run to the curvy, and the cowboy had did not hurt one bit. Couple that with the cut-off jeans; and you were asking about the weather, weren't you?"

• (Unnamed) "You're probably just feeling a little tense from all of this. I know I am. You know what might help the situation?"
• (Unnamed) "Really? -- Right now?"
• (Unnamed) "I meant going out for a few pizzas. Where's your mind?"
• (Unnamed) "I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs."

• (Unnamed) "Why is Dad in Luke's room with the door closed?"
• (Unnamed) "They're having a little talk."
• (Unnamed) "Is Luke being punished?"
• (Unnamed) "Is that your favorite thing? When your brother or sister gets into trouble."
• (Unnamed) "My favorite thing is when they're both in trouble. So what'd he do? Did he cheat on a test? He's a cheater."
• (Unnamed) "He did not cheat on a test."
• (Unnamed) "Did he lie?"
• (Unnamed) "Alex."
• (Unnamed) "He lies all the time."
• (Unnamed) "Alex."
• (Unnamed) "Sorry. I'm just worried about Luke -- A lot of parents are hitting again."

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