Black Light Attack! Quotes

Black Light Attack! is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Black Light Attack! stopped airing in 1970.

Black Light Attack! Quotes

• (Archeria) "Oh, Mother. I can't believe you're dying of old age."
• (Jenna Maroney) "Don't cry for me, Tartine. I've had a full life. Oh, the things I've seen. The first Clinton administration. The Nagano Olympics. Microsoft Windows '95. But I'm 41 now. Time to die."

• (Pete Hornberger) "What do you think will happen when she realizes she's playing the mother?"
• (Liz Lemon) "We can worry about that later. Maybe we'll be dead by then."
• (Pete Hornberger) "Yeah. Wouldn't that be great?"

• (Jack Donaghy) "So what did you do after the party the other night?"
• (Danny Baker) "Well, my, uh, work friend and I went to her office."
• (Jack Donaghy) "Ooh, she has an office. Hey, is it that chick lawyer who does the sexual harassment presentation? Because she's asking for it. Okay, no more guesses, continue."
• (Danny Baker) "All right, so we're getting into it, and she takes off her glasses. Real sexy."
• (Jack Donaghy) "Nice."
• (Danny Baker) "But she never takes off her shoes, which I kind of like. Even though the reason is she's never let a man see her feet."
• (Jack Donaghy) "What?"
• (Danny Baker) "And she's kind of a tease. Mostly we just kiss, and then, she makes me go down to the deli to get her a sandwich. So we haven't gone too far. But under that dress, I can tell she's wearing some weird underwear. I want to see it."
• (Jack Donaghy) "They're called "Spanx"."

• (Tracy Jordan) "How come your teeth don't glow in the black light, Kenneth?"
• (Kenneth Parcell) "I don't know. You'll have to ask the man who whittled them for me."

• (Jack Donaghy) "For four years I've had to make do with what passes for men around here, with their untucked shirts, boneless faces, their Stars, both Wars and Trek."

• (Jenna Maroney) "Mother? I'm not a mother. Would a mother be planning a summer sex tour of Vietnam?"
• (Liz Lemon) "You're not young anymore. You can't keep playing prom queens and runaway victims anymore."
• (Jenna Maroney) "But those were my majors at the Tampa School of Acting Tricks."

• (Jack Donaghy) "This badge is a symbol of dignity, honor, and dramatized 1970s interethnic California daytime motorcycle highway justice."

• (Liz Lemon) "Everyone, I'd like you all to met Tom. Tom Selleck. He's my mustache."

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