Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths Quotes

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths completed its run in 1970.

It features Bruce Timm, Bobbie Page, Alan Burnett, and Sam Register as producer, and James L. Venable, and Christopher Drake in charge of musical score.

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and South Korea. Each episode of Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths is 75 minutes long. Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths is distributed by Warner Home Video.

The cast includes: William Baldwin as Batman, Vanessa Marshall as Wonder Woman, Chris Noth as Lex Luthor, Gina Torres as Superwoman, Cedric Yarbrough as Firestorm, James Woods as Owlman, Freddi Rogers as Rose Wilson, James Patrick Stuart as Johnny Quick, Mark Harmon as Superman, and Brian Bloom as Ultraman.

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths Quotes

Mark Harmon as Superman

• (Mark Harmon) "I owe you an apology about this mission. You were right."
• (William Baldwin) "We were both right."
• (Mark Harmon) "Still, more help around here wouldn't be a bad idea."
• (William Baldwin) "I'm glad you agree. I've been thinking about a membership drive."

• (Mark Harmon) "We're gonna hit multiple targets at the same time. Teams of two."
• (Chris Noth) "We'd be hopelessly outnumbered. When my Justice League fought them --"
• (Mark Harmon) "All due respect, Lex. We're aren't your Justice League."
• (Flash) "What's the call?"
• (Mark Harmon) "You and J'onn. Diana and GL. He's with me."
• (Chris Noth) "That's insane."
• (Flash) "Don't worry, Lex. He's got your slack."
• (Mark Harmon) "Flash."
• (Flash) "Well, you do."

Chris Noth as Lex Luthor

• (Chris Noth) "Ultraman, I know you can hear me. Bring your arrogant ass out here or we'll come in and get you."

• (Chris Noth) "No time for niceties."
• (The Jester) "Way to be stealthy, Luthor."
• (Chris Noth) "The moment I shut down the grid, it send a silent alarm. They're already on their way here."

• (Chris Noth) "What are you waiting for? Hurry."
• (The Jester) "It's time to get serious, Lex."
• (Chris Noth) "No, we can make it together. We can do this."
• (The Jester) "Get your shiny bald head out of here. It's hurting my eyes."

• (Chris Noth) "No need to make a scene. I want you to call the Justice League for me."
• (Unnamed) "Or else?"
• (Chris Noth) "Oh, I don't know. I'll destroy the world? Is that sufficient?"

• (Flash) "How are we supposed to get inside again?"
• (Chris Noth) "Multi-frequency band, encryption analyzer-replicator pack."
• (Flash) "Some of us don't speak Star Trek."
• (Chris Noth) "Think of it as a fancy garage-door opener."

James Woods as Owlman

• (James Woods) "It doesn't matter."

• (James Woods) "From what I gather, we are very much alike. Everything about you tells the tale. Your attitude, your costume, your tactics -- they all scream of outrage, despair, vengeance. What terrible wrong was done to set you on this path? It doesn't really matter. Nothing matters."
• (William Baldwin) "What are you planning to do, talk me to death?"
• (James Woods) "Actually --"
• (James Woods) "I thought I'd beat you to death."

• (James Woods) "Every decision we make is meaningless because somewhere, on a parallel Earth, we have already made the opposite choice. We're nothing. Less than nothing."
• (Gina Torres) "How can you say that? We're rich. We're conquerors."
• (James Woods) "And here we're poor. We're slaves. And here, our parents never met, so we were never born. Here, the world ended in nuclear war. Here, no fish was brave enough to crawl up on land and humans never evolved. And so on, ad infinitum."

• (James Woods) "Luthor's new Justice League is not to be underestimated."
• (Power Ring) "Neither will we. They'll fold."
• (Brian Bloom) "Or we'll fold them. Just like everybody else who gets in our way."

Gina Torres as Superwoman

• (Gina Torres) "That's going to cost you a rib."

• (Gina Torres) "Whatever will I do with you? I could use this to send you away. Perhaps here -- an Earth where humanity has mutated into hideous creatures of the night. No. You might like that."

• (Gina Torres) "Enjoy yourselves while you can. My friends are gonna tear you apart."
• (Flash) "Told you we should have left her."
• (Vanessa Marshall) "We couldn't take the chance she'd escape and warn them we're coming."
• (Gina Torres) "When I get lose, I'm killing you right after Batman. Uhh."
• (Vanessa Marshall) "Doesn't mean we have to listen to her, though."

• (Gina Torres) "Do you realize what we could do with this?"
• (James Woods) "The philosophical implications are tremendous, of course."
• (Gina Torres) "Philosophy. There's an infinite number of Earths out there to conquer. You and me. We wouldn't have to share our cut with the Syndicate."
• (James Woods) "That's certainly one way to go."

• (Gina Torres) "Stay down. You're outnumbered."
• (William Baldwin) "Count again."
• (Cedric Yarbrough) "You guys are in trouble."
• (William Baldwin) "Take them."

• (Gina Torres) "You've got possibilities, little man."

Freddi Rogers as Rose Wilson

• (J'onn J'onzz) "I've already lost one home. I made a promise to protect my new one."
• (Freddi Rogers) "Then this is how we say goodbye."

• (J'onn J'onzz) "I apologize for reading your mind before. It is considered extremely impolite to do so without permission."
• (Freddi Rogers) "I didn't mind. It seemed, I don't know, natural."
• (J'onn J'onzz) "We are attuned. Our minds are in sync to a degree that was rare even among my own people. I never imagined I'd meet a human so complimentary to myself."
• (Freddi Rogers) "I feel it, attuned."
• (J'onn J'onzz) "What are you doing?"
• (Freddi Rogers) "Trying to kiss you. On Earth, it's a way of sharing affection."
• (J'onn J'onzz) "This is how we do it on Mars. Know me."

• (Freddi Rogers) "We are always stronger when we're doing the right thing."

James Patrick Stuart as Johnny Quick

• (James Patrick Stuart) "Did we save the world, then?"
• (William Baldwin) "We did."
• (James Patrick Stuart) "And all that rubbish about me being faster than Flash? You knew this was gonna happen. Good one, mate."

Vanessa Marshall as Wonder Woman

• (Vanessa Marshall) "Maybe there's another one like her back on our Earth."
• (J'onn J'onzz) "With my luck, she'll be evil."

• (Vanessa Marshall) "Mind your head."
• (Flash) "I can't believe you kept that thing."
• (Vanessa Marshall) "Spoils of war. I like it."
• (Flash) "What do you need a plane for anyway? You can fly."
• (Green Lantern) "You drive a car."
• (Flash) "That is so not the point."

William Baldwin as Batman

• (William Baldwin) "If we're really alike, you know this is wrong. You must have been a good man, once."
• (James Woods) "No. Not good. Never good. After all, I'm only human."

• (William Baldwin) "All right, Flash. Beginning test run."
• (Flash) "I don't know, Batman. This is pretty radical. You're absolutely sure it works?"
• (William Baldwin) "Pretty sure."
• (Flash) "Pretty sure? That isn't --"
• (Flash) "-- good enough."
• (William Baldwin) "Teleporter's online."
• (Flash) "Are you crazy? Is he crazy? How could he use that thing on me if the wasn't sure?"
• (J'onn J'onzz) "He was joking."
• (Flash) "Yeah, how can you tell?"
• (Vanessa Marshall) "You really think he would risk your life if he wasn't sure?"
• (Flash) "Well, maybe. I mean, I don't think he likes me very much."
• (J'onn J'onzz) "I don't think he likes anyone very much."

• (William Baldwin) "You're insane."
• (James Woods) "Does it really matter? There are alternate versions of me that you would find quite charming."

Brian Bloom as Ultraman

• (Brian Bloom) "Did you forget who I am? How I get to be the boss of bosses? I'm here because I'm the baddest of the bad. Anybody whoever stood in my way is dead. Everybody."
• (Chris Noth) "I brought you a present."
• (Brian Bloom) "Blue kryptonite."
• (Chris Noth) "The only thing that can hurt you."
• (Brian Bloom) "But I --"
• (Chris Noth) "Destroyed the last piece on Earth? True. But I've been visiting other Earths."

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