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Wedding Rehearsal Quotes

Wedding Rehearsal is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Wedding Rehearsal stopped airing in 1970.

It features Alexander Korda (uncredited) as producer, and Kurt Schröder in charge of musical score.

Wedding Rehearsal is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Wedding Rehearsal is 84 minutes long.

The cast includes: Kate Cutler as Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster, Diana Napier as Mrs. Dryden, Merle Oberon as Miss Hutchinson, Laurence Hanray as News Editor, and Morton Selten as Harry.

Wedding Rehearsal Quotes

Morton Selten as Harry

  • (Morton Selten) "Now tell me, my boy, what do you think about marriage?"
  • (Unnamed) "Marriage? Well now, um, have you ever bought a tie?"
  • (Morton Selten) "A tie?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, you know, you see a tie in a shop window, and you think, "That's the tie I've longed for always. And I've got to have it.""
  • (Morton Selten) "But we're talking about marriage, my boy."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, I know. Well -- you go into the shop, and the price is a bit bigger than you expected, but you get it, and you put it on and look at it in the shop mirror, and it's the exact, delicate, discreet shade you always wanted; and it's yours."
  • (Morton Selten) "Well, what about it?"
  • (Unnamed) "What about it? Yes, well, then you get it home, and you look at it in the daylight. And it's not the shade you wanted at all; it's the one color in the world you loathe. But you've bought it, and you've paid for it -- and it's round your neck."
  • (Morton Selten) "Hmph, you can change it."
  • (Unnamed) "Not if it's the marriage tie, you can't."
  • (Morton Selten) "Well, you may be right, dear boy -- but somewhere there's a tie that suits you, that goes with everything. You've probably put it away in a drawer and never even looked at it. One day you give it away to the butler or someone, and when you see it on him, you realize it's the one tie in the world for you, and somebody else has got it."
  • (Unnamed) "Which girl do you mean?"
  • (Morton Selten) "We're talking about, uh, ties, my boy --"

Kate Cutler as Dowager Marchioness of Buckminster

  • (Unnamed) "Oh, all right, I'll marry somebody."
  • (Kate Cutler) ""Somebody". Do you know how many girls there are for you to choose from?"
  • (Unnamed) "Roughly 6,000,000, aren't there?"
  • (Kate Cutler) "Exactly 7 young women who are fit to bear our name, and your children."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh --"
  • (Kate Cutler) "That is, in England."
  • (Unnamed) "That's right, dear, buy British, yes. Well, come on, tell me the worst."
  • (Kate Cutler) "My first choice, the Roxbury twins."
  • (Unnamed) "Both of them?"
  • (Kate Cutler) "Either of them."
  • (Kate Cutler) "Here he is again. "Lord Buckminster will fulfill his usual role of best man." This time, at the Roxbury wedding. I do wish he'd choose a girl for himself."
  • (Merle Oberon) "Do men ever do that, Lady Buckminster?"
  • (Kate Cutler) "Of course they do; whatever do you mean?"
  • (Merle Oberon) "Why, the girl usually chooses the man, and then makes him think he's done it himself."
  • (Kate Cutler) "What a dreadful idea, and how right you are."

Merle Oberon as Miss Hutchinson

  • (Unnamed) "Hutchie. Hutchie, I believe you're the tie I gave to my butler."
  • (Merle Oberon) "Tie?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, you know, darling -- thing that goes round your neck."

Diana Napier as Mrs. Dryden

  • (Unnamed) "I thought you told me you were spending the evening with a WOMAN friend."
  • (Diana Napier) "Yes, but you didn't tell me YOU were."

Laurence Hanray as News Editor

  • (Laurence Hanray) "Hold the edition. Clear column 1 and 2, front page. What? The Vesuvius eruption, 50,000 dead? The danger of war in southern Europe? Oh, spike it, throw it out; it's the Binley-Foster wedding."

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