Showmance (Glee) Quotes

Showmance (Glee) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Showmance stopped airing in 1970.

It features "Le Freak" in charge of musical score.

Showmance (Glee) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Come with me, I'm going to show you something really special."
• (Unnamed) "This is where our daughter or our gay son will sleep. I thought maybe we could put one of those mini pianos in here and you two could put on mini shows for me."
• (Unnamed) "I love it Terri but we still can't afford everything."
• (Unnamed) "It's my very own Sophie's Choice."

• (Unnamed) "Lady justice wept tonight."

• (Unnamed) "Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair."
• (Unnamed) "We've received angry e-mails from a number of concerned parents, many of whom thought that their children were going to hear a Special Olympian speak about overcoming adversity."
• (Unnamed) "I -- I really don't know what to say."
• (Unnamed) "Well, let me help you out then. My first thought was that your students should be put into foster care. But you're the one who should be punished. I demand your resignation from this school, as well as the disbanding of Glee Club."

• (Unnamed) "I just blasted my hammies."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "Iron tablet? Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating."
• (Unnamed) "I don't menstruate."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah? Neither do I."

• (Unnamed) "You know Q, when I first laid eyes on you, I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester, though you don't have my bone structure."

• (Unnamed) "Everybody loves disco."

• (Unnamed) "Rachel, did you just throw up?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "You missed the toilet."
• (Unnamed) "The girl who was throwing up before me left that. I tried, but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex."
• (Unnamed) "One day when you're older, that'll turn out to be a gift."

• (Unnamed) "This banister was made by Ecuadorian children."
• (Unnamed) "It's great Terri but there are nine foreclosures on our street. Why can't we just buy one of those? They are half the price."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not raising our baby in a used house. They're not clean."

• (Unnamed) "I don't know a lot about relationships. Most of mine are short and flame out once the sex goes, but I do know you never want to be the rebounder. I'm a good man, Emma. I'll treat you right. I'll put up with all your crazy. They can't fire me 'cause I'm a minority, so I'll always be able to provide for you. You could do a lot worse, and in this town, you're not going to do much better."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, I'm done talking now."

• (Unnamed) "Iron Tablet? Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating."
• (Unnamed) "I don't menstruate."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah? Neither do it."

• (Unnamed) "I don't want my baby to grow an extra arm just because I live in squalor and I'm so stressed. So, I want you to run any and all tests you have."
• (Unnamed) "Trust me, you're clear."

• (Unnamed) "My father always said you become a man when you buy your first house. I'm not sure what he meant by that since he burned ours down once after a drunken fight with mom."
• (Unnamed) "Welcome to your little slice of the American dream."
• (Unnamed) "I have a question about the trees. It's always been my personal dream to cut down my own Christmas tree. How many Christmas trees will we have in the backyard? And do they come in different colours because -- well obviously we're starting a family and I have a real sense that it's going to be a girl."

• (Unnamed) "God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto girls."
• (Unnamed) "It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing."
• (Unnamed) "Back it up like a dump truck baby."

• (Unnamed) "You know, you can kiss me if you want to."
• (Unnamed) "I want to."

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