The Social Network Quotes

The Social Network is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Social Network stopped airing in 1970.

It features Scott Rudin; Dana Brunetti; Michael De Luca; Ceán Chaffin as producer, Trent Reznor; Atticus Ross in charge of musical score, and Jeff Cronenweth as head of cinematography.

The Social Network is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Social Network is 120 minutes long. The Social Network is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Denise Grayson as Gretchen, Andrew Garfield as Eduardo Saverin, Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg, David Selby as Gage, Rooney Mara as Erica Albright, Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker, Armie Hammer as Cameron Winklevoss, Max Minghella as Divya Narendra, Josh Pence as Tyler Winklevoss, Rashida Jones as Marylin Delpy, Dakota Johnson as Amy, Brenda Song as Christy, John Getz as Sy, Shelby Young as K.C., Jesse Eisenberg as Mackey, and Justin Timberlake as Anne.

The Social Network Quotes

Andrew Garfield as Eduardo Saverin

• (Andrew Garfield) "Mark."
• (Justin Timberlake) "He's wired in."
• (Andrew Garfield) "I'm sorry?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "He's wired in."
• (Andrew Garfield) "What about now? Are you wired in now?"

• (Andrew Garfield) "A psychiatrist would have said he was paranoid."

• (Andrew Garfield) "Mark. Mark."
• (Justin Timberlake) "He's wired in."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Sorry?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "He's wired in."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Is he?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Yes."
• (Andrew Garfield) "How about now? You still wired in?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Call security."
• (Andrew Garfield) "You issued 24 million new shares of stock."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You were told that if new investors came along --"
• (Andrew Garfield) "How much were your shares diluted?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "How much were his?"

• (Andrew Garfield) "I do not want that guy representing himself as part of this company."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You gotta move out here, Wardo, this is where it's all happening."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Did you hear what I just said?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "The connections, the energy --"
• (Andrew Garfield) "Mark, you got --"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm afraid if you don't come out here, you're gonna get left behind. I want -- I need you out here. Please don't tell him I said that."
• (Andrew Garfield) "What did you just say?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "It's moving faster than any of us ever imagined it would. It's moving fast --"
• (Andrew Garfield) "What did you mean?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "-- and Sean thinks we have --"
• (Andrew Garfield) "Sean is not part of this company."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "We have over 300,000 members, Wardo, and we're in 160 schools, including five in Europe."
• (Andrew Garfield) "I'm aware of that. Mark, I am the CFO."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "We need more servers than I ever expected we'd need. We need more programmers and we need more money, and he set up the Thiel meeting. He set up meetings all over town."
• (Andrew Garfield) "He set up other meetings?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yes."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Without me knowing anything about it."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You're in New York."
• (Andrew Garfield) "I'm in New York riding subways 14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "And how's it going so far?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "What did you mean, "get left behind"?"

• (Andrew Garfield) "Open your present. It's a silk scarf."
• (Brenda Song) "Have you EVER seen me wear a scarf?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "This will be your first."

• (Andrew Garfield) "Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout."

Rooney Mara as Erica Albright

• (Rooney Mara) "I'm sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat, so we're even."
• (Rooney Mara) "I think we should just be friends."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I don't want friends."
• (Rooney Mara) "I was just being polite, I have no intention of being friends with you."

• (Rooney Mara) "You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."

• (Rooney Mara) "You know, from a woman's perspective, sometimes not singing in an a cappella group is a good thing."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "This is serious."
• (Rooney Mara) "On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Well, I can't do that."
• (Rooney Mara) "I was kidding."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yes, I got nothing wrong on the test."
• (Rooney Mara) "Have you ever tried?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm trying right now."
• (Rooney Mara) "To row crew?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "To get into a Final Club. To row crew? No, are you like, whatever, delusional?"
• (Rooney Mara) "Maybe, it's just sometimes you say two things at once, I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "But you've seen guys who row crew right?"
• (Rooney Mara) "No."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world class athletes. And a second ago you said that you like guys who row crew so I assumed you had met one."
• (Rooney Mara) "I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cowboys."

• (Rooney Mara) "Must be nice. He made $300,000 in a summer?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "He likes meteorology."
• (Rooney Mara) "You said it was oil futures."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil."

• (Rooney Mara) "Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party with the next Fed chairman?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "So you can see why it's so important to get in."
• (Rooney Mara) "Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Why would you ask me that?"
• (Rooney Mara) "I was just asking."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "None of them. That's the point. My friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil futures one summer, and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here."

• (Rooney Mara) "The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink."

• (Rooney Mara) "I'm going back to my dorm."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Wait, wait. Is this real?"
• (Rooney Mara) "Yes."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Okay, then wait. I apologize, okay?"
• (Rooney Mara) "I have to go study."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Erica --"
• (Rooney Mara) "Yes?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm sorry, I mean it."
• (Rooney Mara) "I appreciate that, but I have to go study."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Come on, you don't have to study, you don't have to study, let's just talk."
• (Rooney Mara) "I can't."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Why?"
• (Rooney Mara) "Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a StairMaster."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "All I meant is that you're not likely to -- currently. I wasn't making a comment on your appearance, I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all. And if it seemed rude, than of course I apologize."
• (Rooney Mara) "I have to go study."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You don't have to study."
• (Rooney Mara) "Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Because you go to BU."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Do you want to get some food?"

• (Rooney Mara) "Well, why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Did you really just say that?"
• (Rooney Mara) "I was kidding. Although just because something's trite doesn't make it any less true."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I want to try to be straightforward with you and tell you I think you might want to be a little more supportive. If I get in I will be taking you to the events, and the gatherings, and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet."
• (Rooney Mara) "You would do that for me?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "We're dating."
• (Rooney Mara) "Okay. Well I want to be straightforward with you and let you know that we're not anymore."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "What do you mean?"
• (Rooney Mara) "We're not dating anymore, I'm sorry."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Is this a joke?"
• (Rooney Mara) "No, it's not."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You're breaking up with me?"
• (Rooney Mara) "You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally have the chance to to meet? What the f -- what is that supposed to mean?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Wait. Settle down --"
• (Rooney Mara) "What is it supposed to mean?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now is because you used to sleep with the door guy."
• (Rooney Mara) "The door guy? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. The door guy is a friend of mine, and he is a perfectly good class of people. And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?"

Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs."
• (Rooney Mara) "Why?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Because they're exclusive. And fun. And they lead to a better life."
• (Rooney Mara) "Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix club."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "He was a member of the Porcelain, and yes he did."

• (Bob) "You know, I could swear he was looking at you when he said 'The next Bill Gates could be right in this room'."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I -- I doubt it."
• (Bob) "I showed up late, I don't even know who the speaker was."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "It was Bill Gates."
• (Bob) "s***, that makes sense."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I invented Facebook."
• (Rashida Jones) "I'm talking about a jury. I specialize in voir dire; jury selection. And what the jury sees when they look at the defendant. Clothes, hair, speaking style -- likability."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Likability?"
• (Rashida Jones) "I've been licensed to practice law for all of 20 months and I could get a jury to believe you planted the story about Eduardo and the chicken. Watch what else. Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party that night?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You think I'm the one who called the police?"
• (Rashida Jones) "Doesn't matter. I asked the question and now everyone's thinking about it. You've lost your jury in the first ten minutes."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "So how's it going? How's the internship? How's Christy?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "How's the internship?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Mark -- Jesus -- I quit the internship. We talked about this on the phone. I quit on my first day."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I do remember you saying that. So how is Christy?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "Christy's crazy."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Is that fun?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "No. I mean, she's actually psychotic. She's insanely jealous, she's irrational, and I'm frightened of her."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Eduardo, it's like a Final Club except we're the president."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. Eduardo was the president of the Harvard Investors Association, and he was also my best friend."
• (David Selby) "Your best friend is suing you for six hundred million dollars."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I didn't know that, tell me more."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Your date looks so familiar to me."
• (Justin Timberlake) "She looks familiar to a lot of people."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "What do you mean?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores and after five years he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh-highs."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "As for any charges stemming from the breach of security, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board."
• (Ad Board Chairwoman) "I'm sorry?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yes?"
• (Ad Board Chairwoman) "I don't understand."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Which part?"

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You signed the papers."
• (Andrew Garfield) "You set me up."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "You're gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "This is gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook."
• (Justin Timberlake) "It won't be like you're not a part of Facebook. You're not a part of Facebook."
• (Andrew Garfield) "My name's on the masthead."
• (Justin Timberlake) "You might wanna check again."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Just because I froze the account?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Did you think we were going to let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "Sorry. My Prada's at the cleaners. Along with my hoodie and my 'f*** you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Security's here, you'll be leaving now."
• (Andrew Garfield) "I'm not signing those papers."
• (Justin Timberlake) "We will get the signature."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix."
• (Andrew Garfield) "You -- You did it. I knew you did it. You planted that story about the chicken."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I didn't plant the story about the chicken."
• (Justin Timberlake) "What's he talking about?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "You had me accused of animal cruelty."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Seriously, what the hell's the chicken?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "And I'll bet what you hated the most was that they identified me as a co-founder of Facebook, which I am. You better lawyer up asshole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?"
• (Rooney Mara) "That can't possibly be true."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "It is."
• (Rooney Mara) "What would account for that?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Well first, an awful lot of people live in China. But, here's my question: how do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on their SATs?"
• (Rooney Mara) "I didn't know they take SATs in China."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "They don't. I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "The truth is she has a nice face. I need to do something to take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online."

Denise Grayson as Gretchen

• (Denise Grayson) "18,000 dollars?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "Yes."
• (Denise Grayson) "In addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "Yes."
• (Denise Grayson) "A total of $19,000 now?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "Yes."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Hang on."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I'm just checking your math on that. Yes, I got the same thing."

• (Denise Grayson) "What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "It wasn't."
• (Denise Grayson) "What was Dustin Moskovitz's ownership share diluted down to?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "It wasn't."
• (Denise Grayson) "What was Sean Parker's ownership share diluted down to?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "It wasn't."
• (Denise Grayson) "What was Peter Thiel's ownership share diluted down to?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "It wasn't."
• (Denise Grayson) "And what was your ownership share diluted down to?"
• (Andrew Garfield) ".03 percent."

Josh Pence as Tyler Winklevoss

• (Josh Pence) "Sir, it's against university rules to steal from another student, plain and simple."
• (Larry Summers) "You've spoken to your house master?"
• (Armie Hammer) "Yes, sir. And the house master made a recommendation to the Ad Board, but the Ad Board won't see us."
• (Larry Summers) "Have you tried dealing with the other student directly?"
• (Armie Hammer) "Mr. Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our emails or phone calls for the last two weeks. He doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland and the closest I've come to dealing with him face-to-face is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square."
• (Larry Summers) "You chased him?"
• (Armie Hammer) "I-I-I saw him and I know he saw me. I went after him and then he disappeared."
• (Larry Summers) "I don't see this as a university issue."
• (Josh Pence) "Of course this is a university issue. There's a code of ethics and an honor code and he violated them both"
• (Larry Summers) "You enter into a code of ethics with the university, not with each other."
• (Josh Pence) "I'm sorry, president Summers, but what you just said makes no sense to me at all."
• (Larry Summers) "I'm devastated by that."

• (Josh Pence) "This isn't petty larceny. This idea is potentially worth millions of dollars."
• (Larry Summers) "Millions."
• (Armie Hammer) "Yes."
• (Larry Summers) "You might just be letting your imaginations run away with you."
• (Josh Pence) "Sir, I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call."
• (Larry Summers) "I was the U.S. Treasury Secretary. I'm in some position to make that call."
• (Josh Pence) "Letting our imaginations run away with us is exactly what we were told to do in your freshmen address."
• (Larry Summers) "Then I would suggest that you let your imaginations run away with you on a new project."
• (Armie Hammer) "You would?"
• (Larry Summers) "Yes. Everyone at Harvard's inventing something. Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job. So, I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project."
• (Armie Hammer) "I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point."
• (Larry Summers) "Please, arrive at the point."
• (Josh Pence) "You don't have to be an intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong."
• (Larry Summers) "And you're saying that I don't?"
• (Armie Hammer) "Of course I'm not saying that, sir."
• (Josh Pence) "I'm saying that."
• (Larry Summers) "Really?"

• (Josh Pence) "I broke your 335-year old doorknob."

Rashida Jones as Marylin Delpy

• (Rashida Jones) "What are you doing?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia."
• (Rashida Jones) "Bosnia. They don't have roads, but they have Facebook."
• (Rashida Jones) "You must really hate the Winklevosses."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to for them."

• (Rashida Jones) "The site got twenty-two hundred hits within two hours?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Thousand."
• (Rashida Jones) "I'm sorry?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Twenty-two thousand."
• (Rashida Jones) "Wow."

• (Rashida Jones) "Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket."

• (Rashida Jones) "You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be."

David Selby as Gage

• (David Selby) "Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "No."
• (David Selby) "Do you think I deserve it?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "What?"
• (David Selby) "Do you think I deserve your full attention?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no."
• (David Selby) "Okay; no. You don't think I deserve your attention."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try; but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention; you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Did I adequately answer your condescending question?"

Brenda Song as Christy

• (Brenda Song) "You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "It's a little embarrassing so you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that."

Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker

• (Larry Summers) "Anne, how did they get this appointment?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Colleagues of their father."
• (Larry Summers) "Let me tell you something, Mr. Winklevoss and -- Mr. Winklevoss, since you're on the subject of right or wrong. This action, this meeting, the two of you being here, is WRONG. It's not worthy of Harvard. It's not what Harvard saw in you. You don't get special treatment."

• (Justin Timberlake) "They'll hire private detectives who'll follow you day and night. You're a target for high-priced escorts. I can't prove it, but I know they tap my phones. Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up, you've done already. Private behaviour is a relic of a time gone by, and if somehow, someway, you've managed to live your life like the Dalai Lama, they'll make s*** up. Because they don't want you, they want your idea."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Hang on. Almost forgot."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Here's your $19,000. I wouldn't cash it, though. I drew it on the account you froze."
• (Andrew Garfield) "I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough."

• (Justin Timberlake) "You think you know me, don't you?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "I've read enough."
• (Justin Timberlake) "You know how much I've read about you?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Nothing."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Well, I founded an internet company that let folks download and share music for free."
• (Dakota Johnson) "Kind of like Napster?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Exactly like Napster."
• (Dakota Johnson) "What do you mean?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "I founded Napster."
• (Dakota Johnson) "Sean Parker founded Napster."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Nice to meet you."
• (Dakota Johnson) "You're Sean Parker?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Ah ha. You see, the shoe is on the other --"
• (Dakota Johnson) "Foot?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Table. Which has turned."
• (Dakota Johnson) "I just slept with Sean Parker?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "You just slept ON Sean Parker."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Drop the "The." Just "Facebook." It's cleaner."

• (Justin Timberlake) "What's the package?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Nothing."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Mackey?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yes, sir?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Refresh."
• (Justin Timberlake) "And you're not a hugger, I know."

• (Justin Timberlake) "We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet."

• (Justin Timberlake) "Your major is French."
• (Dakota Johnson) "And yours?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Mine? I don't have one."
• (Dakota Johnson) "You haven't declared?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "I don't go to school."
• (Dakota Johnson) "You're kidding."
• (Justin Timberlake) "No."
• (Dakota Johnson) "Well, where did you go to school?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "William Taft Elementary for a little while."
• (Dakota Johnson) "Seriously? You're not like 15-years old or anything, are you?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "No. Wait, you're not like 15, are you?"
• (Dakota Johnson) "No."

• (Justin Timberlake) "And that's where you're headed, a billion dollar valuation. Unless you take bad advice, in which case you may as well have come up with a chain of very successful yogurt shops. When you go fishing you can catch a lot of fish, or you can catch a big fish. You ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to fourteen trout?"
• (Brenda Song) "No, he's holding a three-thousand-pound marlin."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Yup."
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "That's a good analogy."
• (Andrew Garfield) "Okay, but we all know that marlins don't really weigh three-thousand pounds, right?"
• (Brenda Song) "Have you seen the big ones up close?"
• (Andrew Garfield) "No I haven't, but I really don't think the guy's holding a marlin the size of a Range Rover. That would be a really big fish and a very strong guy."
• (Brenda Song) "You think we might be getting away from the point?"

Shelby Young as K.C.

• (Shelby Young) "Seven different people spammed me the same link."
• (KC's Friend) "What is it?"
• (Shelby Young) "I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler, because I can never get enough of that."

Armie Hammer as Cameron Winklevoss

• (Larry Summers) "Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. Well, darkness is the absence of light, and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me --"
• (Larry Summers) "Kathrine, I've got students in my office now. Students. Undergrads. I don't know, from the looks of it, they want to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise."
• (Larry Summers) "Good morning."
• (Armie Hammer) "Good morning sir. I'm Cameron Winklevoss, and this is my brother Tyler."
• (Larry Summers) "And you're here because -- either of you can answer."
• (Armie Hammer) "Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were reading the letter."
• (Larry Summers) "I've read the letter."
• (Armie Hammer) "Well, we came up with an idea for a website called HarvardConnection, and we've since changed the name to ConnectU; and Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea --"
• (Larry Summers) "I understand. And I'm asking what you want me to do about it."
• (Armie Hammer) "Well, sir, in the Harvard student handbook, which is distributed to each freshmen, under the heading "Standards of Conduct in the Harvard Community," it says that the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming in their dealings with members in this community. Students are required to respect public and private ownership, and instances of theft, misappropriation --"
• (Larry Summers) "Anne?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Yes, sir?"
• (Larry Summers) "Punch me in the face."
• (Larry Summers) "Go ahead."
• (Armie Hammer) "-- or unauthorized use will result in disciplinary action, including a requirement to withdraw from the college."
• (Larry Summers) "And you memorized that instead of doing what?"

• (Armie Hammer) "Is there any way to make this a fair fight?"
• (Josh Pence) "We could jump out and swim."
• (Armie Hammer) "We'd have to jump out and drown."
• (Josh Pence) "Well, you could forward and I could row backward."
• (Armie Hammer) "We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place."
• (Josh Pence) "Just row the damn boat."

• (Armie Hammer) "What, do you want to hire an IP lawyer and sue him?"
• (Max Minghella) "No, I want to hire the Sopranos to beat the s*** out of him with a hammer."
• (Josh Pence) "We don't even have to do that."
• (Armie Hammer) "That's right."
• (Josh Pence) "We can do that ourselves. I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me."

Max Minghella as Divya Narendra

• (Max Minghella) "Everybody on campus was using it. "Facebook me" was the common expression after two weeks. And Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates, 15 Pulitzer prize winners, 2 future Olympians and a movie star."
• (John Getz) "Who's the movie star?"
• (Max Minghella) "Does it matter?"

• (Max Minghella) "This guy doesn't have three friends to rub together to have a fourth."

• (Max Minghella) "You invented something in high school too, right?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "An app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music."
• (Max Minghella) "Anybody try to buy it?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Microsoft."
• (Max Minghella) "Wow. How much?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Didn't sell it, uploaded it for free."
• (Max Minghella) "For free?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Yeah."
• (Max Minghella) "Why?"

• (Max Minghella) "You can't get a meeting with Larry Summers."
• (Armie Hammer) "My brother and I pay tuition at this school, we carry a 3.9 GPA at this school, we've won trophies for this school and we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school. I want a meeting with the goddam president of this school."

Dakota Johnson as Amy

• (Dakota Johnson) "You don't know my name, do you?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Is it Stanford?"
• (Dakota Johnson) "I should just kick your ass. How do you go to a party and you meet somebody --"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy. You're from Orinda. Your father's in commercial real estate, and your mother's ten years sober."
• (Dakota Johnson) "What's my major?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Trombone?"
• (Dakota Johnson) "Really?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "I remember something about a trombone."

• (Dakota Johnson) "So what do you do?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm an entrepreneur."
• (Dakota Johnson) "You're unemployed."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I wouldn't say that."
• (Dakota Johnson) "What would you say?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "That I'm an entrepreneur."

• (Dakota Johnson) "You're a zillionaire."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Not technically."
• (Dakota Johnson) "What are you?"
• (Justin Timberlake) "Broke. There's not a lot of money in free music, even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys."
• (Dakota Johnson) "This is blowing my mind."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I appreciate that."
• (Dakota Johnson) "I gotta hop in the shower and get ready for class."
• (Justin Timberlake) "Bio-Chem even though you're a French major who's name is Amy."
• (Dakota Johnson) "You passed."
• (Justin Timberlake) "I'm a hard worker."

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