Houseguest Quotes

Houseguest is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Houseguest ended its run in 1970.

It features Joe Roth as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Jerzy Zielinski as head of cinematography.

Houseguest is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Houseguest is 113 minutes long. Houseguest is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Sinbad as Kevin, Phil Hartman as Gary Young, Sinbad as Kevin Franklin, Mason Adams as Mr. Pike, Tony Longo as Joey Gasperini, and Paul Ben-Victor as Pauly Gasperini.

Houseguest Quotes

Sinbad as Kevin

• (Sinbad) "All right let's see what we've got -- I don't care if it don't look good,just fit --"
• (Sinbad) "GFH?"
• (Sinbad) "Groverton Funeral Home? I'm dead -- I'm dead --"
• (Unnamed) "What is that stand for?"
• (Sinbad) "My great-grandfather, General Francois Heimlich Manuever, World War 1 and 2"
• (Unnamed) "Good guy."
• (Unnamed) "What does it stand for?"
• (Sinbad) "Gemstones Furs, and Haberdasheries."
• (Sinbad) "Graduated, Full Honors, Oxford. I guess you wouldn't know about that."
• (Unnamed) "I went to Harvard"
• (Sinbad) "Yeah, Harvard Street"
• (Sinbad) "Oh, It's a gospel group I was with, Godliness, Faithful and Honest"
• (Priest) "Ah, amen."
• (Sinbad) "Geeks For Hire,a temporary service. You'd fit it, you ought to call us. Gas From Humans -- Girls From the Hood -- G-strings For the Huge -- Gotta Feed the Hungry -- Girls Feeding Homies"
• (Waitress) "It's that a joke?"
• (Sinbad) "Good, Fine and Healthy and baby, you're it. BAM. You know what I'm saying?"

• (Sinbad) "The entire 1994 baseball season, know what I'm saying? I got Ken Griffey Jr. here, Barry Bonds, Jose Canseco. People spend big money for baseball cards, but if they get hurt, it's even worth more money. Say one of them's going to the car after the game, gets hit; pow. I don't wanna see it happen, but if it does, I'm getting paid."

• (Sinbad) "If you drive away, I'll be standing here pointing."

Tony Longo as Joey Gasperini

• (Tony Longo) "WHERE'S THE DOUGH?"

Paul Ben-Victor as Pauly Gasperini

• (Paul Ben-Victor) "Happy's not happy."
• (Tony Longo) "Who is he, then?"

Phil Hartman as Gary Young

• (Phil Hartman) "Jason, how many times have I told you to pick that damn thing up? A lot, I think. Probably several, maybe."

Mason Adams as Mr. Pike

• (Mason Adams) "Slap me five there, brother."
• (Sinbad) "How about I just slap you?"

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