Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman Quotes

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is a television show that was first aired in 1976 on Television syndication. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman completed its run in 1977.

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman lasted 2 seasons and 325 episodes. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is created by Gail Parent; Ann Marcus; Jerry Adelman; Daniel Gregory Brown.

Each episode of Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is 23 minutes long. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is produced by Filmways and distributed by Filmways.

The cast includes: Dody Goodman as Martha Shumway, Louise Lasser as Mary Hartman, Debralee Scott as Cathy Shumway, and Graham Jarvis as Charlie Haggers.

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman Quotes

Dody Goodman as Martha Shumway

• (George Shumway) "What's the matter? The house on fire?"
• (Dody Goodman) "It would be better for us all if it was."

• (Dody Goodman) "Yes, yes, things can always be worse; like my uncle Wilbur, who used to work in a cardboard factory. He came home one day with a splinter in his finger; just a little bitty old splinter. But it turned out that he had blood poisoning."
• (Graham Jarvis) "Well, that's terrible."
• (Dody Goodman) "And next day, they amputated his leg."
• (Graham Jarvis) "On account of a splinter in his finger?"
• (Dody Goodman) "Oh no, no, not because of that. They found a growth in his leg."

Louise Lasser as Mary Hartman

• (Unnamed) "Do you know what aspects of venereal disease she wants books on?"
• (Louise Lasser) "Um, I think mostly on the disease itself. And how not to die from it."
• (Unnamed) "Perhaps it would be better if your friend came in herself."
• (Louise Lasser) "She can't."
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Louise Lasser) "She's in traction."

• (Louise Lasser) "Everybody means everybody. And that means you."

Debralee Scott as Cathy Shumway

• (Debralee Scott) "You know, isn't it ironic; that if one of us had to get it, it's a miracle it was you."
• (Louise Lasser) "I know, I must have been born under an unlucky star. You know I have filled out entry blanks for every single drawing in the supermarket for the last twelve years, and the only thing I ever won was a coupon for a small little jar of tomato paste. But they were out of tomato paste, and by the time they got more in, my coupon had expired. And now I have venereal disease."

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