Gregory's Girl Quotes

Gregory's Girl is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Gregory's Girl completed its run in 1970.

It features Clive Parsons as producer, Colin Tully in charge of musical score, and Michael Coulter as head of cinematography.

Gregory's Girl is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Gregory's Girl is 91 minutes long. Gregory's Girl is distributed by ITC Entertainment.

The cast includes: Allison Forster as Madeline, John Gordon Sinclair as Gregory, William Greenlees as Steve, Charles Murray as Headmaster, Jake D'Arcy as Phil Menzies, Caroline Guthrie as Carol, Clare Grogan as Susan, Dee Hepburn as Dorothy, Robert Buchanan as Andy, Douglas Sannachan as Billy, Graham Thompson as Charlie, and Allan Love as Eric.

Gregory's Girl Quotes

Clare Grogan as Susan

• (Clare Grogan) "Why are boys obsessed with numbers?"

• (Clare Grogan) "At least you've stopped kissing me like I was your aunty."
• (John Gordon Sinclair) "What's my aunty going to say when I kiss her at Christmas?"

Charles Murray as Headmaster

• (Charles Murray) "Off you go, you small boys."

• (Charles Murray) "One problem area, the showers. What'll happen with the showers?"
• (Jake D'Arcy) "Oh, she'll bring her own soap."

John Gordon Sinclair as Gregory

• (John Gordon Sinclair) "Have you ever been in love? I'm in love."
• (William Greenlees) "Since when?"
• (John Gordon Sinclair) "This morning. I feel restless and dizzy. I bet I won't get any sleep tonight."
• (William Greenlees) "Sounds like indigestion."

• (John Gordon Sinclair) "Act your age. Go and break some windows. Demolish some phone boxes."

• (John Gordon Sinclair) "Oh, that Dorothy -- the hair, the teeth, and the smell."

Allan Love as Eric

• (Allan Love) "One minute and fifty elephants."

• (Allan Love) "In another million years, there'll be no men, no women. There'll just be people. Just a whole world full of wankers."

Robert Buchanan as Andy

• (Robert Buchanan) "Twelve tons of cornflakes pass under here every day. It's a well-known fact."

• (Robert Buchanan) "Tits, bum, fanny; the lot."

Allison Forster as Madeline

• (Allison Forster) "Nicest part is just before you taste it. Your mouth goes all tingly. But that can't go on for ever."

Douglas Sannachan as Billy

• (Douglas Sannachan) "If I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through a window."

Caroline Guthrie as Carol

• (Caroline Guthrie) "Christ, you're worse that my dad. He's old; at least he's got an excuse for being a prick."

Graham Thompson as Charlie

• (Graham Thompson) "That's not the way you spell 'Caracus' anyway"
• (Robert Buchanan) "What?"
• (Graham Thompson) "Caracas. It's c-a-s, not c-u-s."
• (Robert Buchanan) "We've been standing here for four hours. Why didn't you tell me?"

Dee Hepburn as Dorothy

• (Dee Hepburn) "Ah, parliamo italiano?"
• (John Gordon Sinclair) "No, not really. Just bella, bella."

• (Dee Hepburn) "Men. Boys. What's the difference?"

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