Hook (film) Quotes

Hook (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Hook completed its run in 1970.

It features Kathleen Kennedy; Frank Marshall; Gerald R. Molen as producer, John Williams in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Hook (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hook (film) is 141 minutes long. Hook (film) is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Bob Hoskins as Smee, Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook, Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell, Caroline Goodall as Moira Banning, Dante Basco as Rufio, Raushan Hammond as Thud Butt, Maggie Smith as Wendy Darling, Robin Williams as Peter Pan, Amber Scott as Maggie, Jasen Fisher as Ace, Charlie Korsmo as Jack, Thomas Tulak as Too Small, Ahmad Stoner as No Nap, Alex Zuckerman as Latchboy, David Crosby as Tickles, Glenn Close as Gutless, and Phil Collins as Inspector Good.

Hook (film) Quotes

Caroline Goodall as Moira Banning

• (Peter Banning) "It's Brad, Moira. I gotta take this call. I've gotta fix this."
• (Caroline Goodall) "No, you've got to fix your family first."

• (Peter Banning) "I'm not gonna make it to my next birthday."
• (Caroline Goodall) "You're not gonna die without a phone and fax machine."
• (Peter Banning) "I'm halfway there. I got the phone in my briefcase."

• (Caroline Goodall) "I'm sorry about your deal."
• (Peter Banning) "You hated the deal."
• (Caroline Goodall) "I hated the deal, but I'm sorry you feel so badly about it. Your children love you, they want to play with you. How long do you think that lasts? Soon Jack may not even want you to come to his games. We have a few special years with our children, when they're the ones that want us around. After that you're going to be running after them for a bit of attention. It's so fast Peter. It's a few years, and it's over. And you are not being careful. And you are missing it."

• (Caroline Goodall) "I told you, gran, I'd get him here, by hook or by crook."

Maggie Smith as Wendy Darling

• (Maggie Smith) "What is this?"
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Oh, it's a baseball glove. You can catch things with it, take hot things out of the oven, or you can even hit your sister with it."

• (Maggie Smith) "The stories are true. I swear to you. I swear on everything I adore, and now he's come back to seek his revenge. The fight isn't over for Captain James Hook. He wants you back. He knows that you'll follow Jack and Maggie to the ends of the earth and beyond. And by heaven, you must find a way. Only you can save your children. Somehow, you must go back. You must make yourself remember."
• (Peter Banning) "Remember what?"
• (Maggie Smith) "Peter, don't you know who you are?"
• (Maggie Smith) "Yes, boy. Yes."

• (Maggie Smith) "Peter, I can't come with you. I've forgotten how to fly. I'm old, Peter. Ever so much more than twenty. I grew up a long time ago."
• (Young Peter Pan) "No, no, no. You promised."
• (Maggie Smith) "I have children of my own now. They have children of their own. That's my grandchild, Moira, asleep in the bed."
• (Peter Banning) "When I saw her lying there sleeping, that moment, something changed in me forever."
• (Young Peter Pan) "I shall give her a kiss."
• (Maggie Smith) "No. No, Peter. No buttons. No thimbles. I couldn't bear to see Moira's heart to be broken when she finds she can't keep you."
• (Young Peter Pan) "No. I mean a real kiss."

• (Maggie Smith) "So, Peter, you've become a pirate."

• (Maggie Smith) "Boy, why are you crying?"
• (Peter Banning) "I don't know. A tear for every happy thought."

• (Maggie Smith) "Dear night-lights, protect my sleeping babes. Burn clear and steadfast tonight."

Charlie Korsmo as Jack

• (Peter Banning) "Wait a minute. You're telling me a 10-inch owl has a 50-mile mating radius? Why don't they just fornicate someplace else? What, a five billion dollar deal falling apart because of this? Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head?"
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Bang, bang."
• (Peter Banning) "Will everybody just shut up."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "I'm sorry."
• (Peter Banning) "And leave me alone for one moment. Moira, get 'em outta here, will you? I'm on the phone call of my life."
• (Caroline Goodall) "Come on, Jack, come on. Out, out out."

• (Charlie Korsmo) "Who is that, Captain?"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "It's Peter Pan. Has it been three days? 'Tis true, Peter, time does fly. And so do you, I see."

• (Unnamed) "Run home, Jack. Run home, Jack."
• (Charlie Korsmo) ""Run home, Jack.""
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Smee, no, no, no. They've got it backwards. Tell them to turn it around."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Maggie?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Switch."
• (Unnamed) "Home run, Jack. Home run, Jack. Home run, Jack."

• (Charlie Korsmo) "Mum sang that song."

• (Peter Banning) "Jack, my word is my bond."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Yeah, junk bonds."
• (Peter Banning) "What in the hell's the matter with you? When are you gonna stop acting like a child?"
• (Charlie Korsmo) "I am a child."
• (Peter Banning) "Grow up."

Amber Scott as Maggie

• (Amber Scott) "The stars are all my friends / Till the nighttime ends / So I know I'm not alone / When I'm here, on my own. / Isn't that a wonder? / When you're alone / You're not alone / Not really alone."

• (Amber Scott) "I wanna tear your hook off."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Easy."
• (Amber Scott) "I hate -- I hate you, Mr. Hook."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "What did I tell you, Smee? No little children love me."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Yes, they do. Come on, you."
• (Bob Hoskins) "You're depressin' the Captain."
• (Amber Scott) "Jack, you listen to me. Never let him make you forget. Never forget mommy and daddy."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Maggie."
• (Amber Scott) "Think of a way to run home, Jack. Run home."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Run home?"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Jack."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "You are home."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Right?"

• (Amber Scott) "Peter Pan's my -- dad?"

• (Amber Scott) "But Jack says you're not the really real Wendy."
• (Maggie Smith) "Ahh. Well, do you see where Jack is, hmm? Well, that is the same window and this is the same room where we made up our bedtime stories about Peter and Neverland and scary old Captain Hook. And did you know? Mr. Barrie; well, Sir James, our neighbor; he loved our stories so much, he wrote them all down in a book, oh dear me, eighty years ago."
• (Amber Scott) "You're really old."
• (Maggie Smith) "That's very true."

• (Amber Scott) "Daddy, let's go home, please? He's just a mean old man without a mommy."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Yeah, dad, let's go. He can't hurt us anymore."

• (Amber Scott) "Boy, why're you crying?"
• (Boy playing Peter Pan) "I was crying because I couldn't get my shadow to stick, besides I wasn't crying."

Bob Hoskins as Smee

• (Captain James Hook) "No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Oh, not again."
• (Captain James Hook) "This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. Get over here, Smee."
• (Bob Hoskins) "I'm coming. I'm coming."
• (Captain James Hook) "Stop me. This is not a joke. I'm committing suicide."
• (Captain James Hook) "Don't ever frighten me like that again."
• (Bob Hoskins) "I'm sorry."
• (Captain James Hook) "What are you, some kind of a sadist?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. How do you feel now?"
• (Captain James Hook) "I want to die."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Oh, now, now."
• (Captain James Hook) "There's no adventure here."
• (Bob Hoskins) "You call this no adventure?"
• (Captain James Hook) "Death is the only adventure I have left, Smee."

• (Captain James Hook) "Smee, I've just had a sublime vision. All the jagged parts of my life have come together to form a complete an mystical -- whole. An epiphany."
• (Bob Hoskins) "A "piphy"-what?"
• (Captain James Hook) "My life is over."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Does that mean you've lost your appetite?"
• (Captain James Hook) "Yes. Goodbye."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Smee, Smee. What About Smee? Smee. Smee. Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?"

• (Bob Hoskins) "I've just had an apostrophe."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "I think you mean an epiphany."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Lightning has just struck my brain."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Well, that must hurt."

• (Captain James Hook) "Hear me, men. For reasons of good form, I have decided that the so-called Pan will return in three days to commit the arbitrament of the sword. Smee, translate."
• (Bob Hoskins) "In three days, we're gonna have a war. A battle between good and evil to the death."

• (Bob Hoskins) "He's Peter Pan or I've got a dead man's dinghy."

• (Bob Hoskins) "If there's anybody not fighting, get here quick."

• (Captain James Hook) "Smee, I don't understand. Why doesn't he fly? Is he not Peter Pan?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "He's Peter Pan, all right, Captain. He's just been away from Neverland so long, his mind's been junk-tified. He's forgotten everything."

• (Bob Hoskins) "Good Mooooooooooooorning, Neverland. Tie down the main mast, mateys, 'cause here he is, the cunning kingfish, the bad barracuda. A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable."
• (Bob Hoskins) "A man so quick, he's even fast -- asleep."
• (Bob Hoskins) "Thank you. Now, let's give him a very big hand, 'cause he's only got one."
• (Bob Hoskins) "I give you, the steel-handed stingray, Captain James Hook."

Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook

• (Dustin Hoffman) "You, the cute little urchin in the front row, won't you share your thoughts with the whole class?"
• (Amber Scott) "Yes.I said mommy reads to us every night, because she LOVES us very much."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Loves you? Isn't that the, uh, the --"
• (Bob Hoskins) "The 'L' word, Captain."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Ooh, yes."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "No, child, Your mother wants to read to you every night in order to stupefy to sleep, so that she and daddy could sit down for three measly minutes without you. And you mindless, inexhaustible, unstoppable, repetitive, and nagging demands: He took my toy. She hit my bear. I want a potty. I want a cookie. I want to stay up. I want, I want, I want, me, me, me, me, mine, mine, mine, mine, now, now, now, now."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Can't you understand, child? They tell you stories to shut you up."
• (Bob Hoskins) "-And conk you out."
• (Amber Scott) "That's not true, Jack."
• (Amber Scott) "You're a liar."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Lie? Me? Never."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "The TRUTH is far too much fun."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate -- I hate -- I hate Peter Pan."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Are you ready for me Peter? Come on, humor the Hook."

• (Unnamed) "He's stealing second."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "No, no, no. Now stop it. We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form. Sit down, now. Let's resume the game."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "A very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?"

• (Dustin Hoffman) "I have waited long to shake your hand with this. Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom."
• (Peter Banning) "Dark and sinister man, have at thee."

• (Peter Banning) "It's okay. Hang on, son. I'm coming, sweetheart."
• (Peter Banning) "Someone give me a hand."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "I already have."

• (Peter Banning) "Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Who are you?"
• (Peter Banning) "I'm Peter Banning, Attorney at Law, these are my children and I want them back."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "These are your --"
• (Peter Banning) "Children."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "These are your children."
• (Peter Banning) "Yes they are."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "And you are?"
• (Peter Banning) "Peter."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "You're Peter?"
• (Peter Banning) "Yes?"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "You're Peter?"
• (Peter Banning) "Yes."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "No."
• (Peter Banning) "Yes."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "You're Peter?"
• (Peter Banning) "Yes. Is there an echo in here? Yes."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "My great and worthy opponent?"
• (Peter Banning) "Yes."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "No. Smee, who is this impostor?"

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Where's the carpet, Smee?"
• (Bob Hoskins) "Oh. Sorry, sir."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then -- he'll die."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "What would the world be like without Captain Hook?"

• (Dustin Hoffman) "I'll make you a deal, Mr. Chairman-of-the-Board. Fly up there and touch the outstretched fingers of your frightened children, and I'll set them free."
• (Peter Banning) "I can't fly."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Come on, explode out of there. Stop the charade. Free you children."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Help, daddy."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "I beg your pardon?"
• (Peter Banning) "I have a real problem with heights."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "You must be joking."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Peter Pan has a real problem with heights."
• (Peter Banning) "I'm not Peter Pan."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have decided to cancel the war. Kill them. Kill them all."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?"
• (Robin Williams) "What do you want, old man?"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Just you."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Peter. Where are you going? Come back here and fight me. Or I'll find you wherever you are, you hear me? Bad form, Peter, come back."
• (Amber Scott) "You need a mother very, very badly."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "Finally, I'm going to kill Peter Pan, that cocky boy who cut off my hand and fed it to the crocodile."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "And who killed that cunning crocodile?"
• (Unnamed) "Hook."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Who stuffed him?"
• (Unnamed) "Hook."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Who made him into a quiet clock?"
• (Unnamed) "Hook."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Who went into the other world and stole Pan's children?"
• (Unnamed) "Hook."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "And who didn't believe I could do it? Who doubted me? Who amongst us does not belong? Someone here does not belong, a stranger amongst the loyal. I will weed you out."

• (Dustin Hoffman) "You."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "You. That's right you. No not you. not you -- you -- You. You bet against me bringing Pan back here, didn't ya?"
• (Glenn Close) "No."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Ahh"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "-- tell your captain the truth"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Awww -- say it -- say it"
• (Glenn Close) "I did --"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Yes -- you made a boo boo --"
• (Glenn Close) "I did -- I did it --"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Mmm --"
• (Dustin Hoffman) "The boo box."
• (Glenn Close) "Not that. Not the boo box."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "The boo box."
• (Glenn Close) "NOOOOOO."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Yes."

Thomas Tulak as Too Small

• (Thomas Tulak) "Goodnight, Neverland."

• (Thomas Tulak) "Peter Pan?"
• (Don't Ask) "That ain't Peter Pan."
• (Ahmad Stoner) "He's old."
• (Alex Zuckerman) "He's fat."
• (Raushan Hammond) "Not so fat to me."
• (Thomas Tulak) "He's an old fat grandpa man."

Jasen Fisher as Ace

• (Jasen Fisher) "Pick 'em up. Move 'em down. Pick 'em on up. Move 'em on down. Ain't no time to celebrate. You are old and overweight. Gotta lose a million pounds. Get your fat butt off the ground. Reach on down and touch your toes. How long since you looked at those? Shape up. Lose weight. Get thin. Gotta win. Jumping jacks are good for you. Now your face is turning blue. Swing your arms around your back. Give yourself a heart attack. Gotta train. In the rain. In the sun. In the snow. Ten below. Gotta move. Gotta do. Gotta crow."

Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell

• (Julia Roberts) "Well, whoever you are it's still you, 'cause only one person has that smell."
• (Peter Banning) "Smell?"
• (Julia Roberts) "The smell of someone who has ridden the back of the wind, Peter. The smell of a hundred fun summers, with sleeping in trees and adventures with Indians and Pirates. Oh remember, Peter? The world was ours. We could do everything or nothing. All it had to be was anything 'cause it was always us."

• (Julia Roberts) "I believe in you, Peter Pan."

• (Peter Banning) "I do not believe in fairies."
• (Julia Roberts) "Every time someone says 'I do not believe in fairies', somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead."
• (Peter Banning) "I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES."
• (Peter Banning) "Oh my God, I think I've killed it."

• (Peter Banning) "You're a -- you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never taken drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant."
• (Julia Roberts) "Guess again."
• (Peter Banning) "Oh, look, stars."
• (Julia Roberts) "That's right, Peter, second star to the right and straight on till morning."
• (Julia Roberts) "Neverland."

• (Julia Roberts) "I drank poison for you. You called me Tink."

• (Peter Banning) "What's the deal? Where's the real food?"
• (Julia Roberts) "If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't be Peter Pan, so eat up."
• (Peter Banning) "Eat what? There's nothing here. Gandhi ate more than this."

• (Peter Banning) "Tink."
• (Julia Roberts) "Say it, Peter. Say it and mean it."
• (Peter Banning) "I believe in fairies."
• (Julia Roberts) "You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming?"
• (Julia Roberts) "That's where I'll always love you -- Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting."

Phil Collins as Inspector Good

• (Tootles) "I've forgotten how to fly."
• (Phil Collins) "Yes, well -- one does."

Dante Basco as Rufio

• (Dante Basco) "Lookie Lookie, I've got Hookie."

• (Peter Banning) "Okay, mister. All right, show's over. Now, you put that thing away. Now, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out."
• (Peter Banning) "You're not old enough to shave. What are you doing with a sword? And flying around -- this is an insurance nightmare. What is this, some sort of "Lord of the Flies" preschool? Where are your parents? Who's in charge, here?"
• (Peter Banning) "No. No, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up."
• (Dante Basco) "All grown-ups are pirates."
• (Peter Banning) "Excuse me?"
• (Dante Basco) "We kill pirates."
• (Peter Banning) "I'm not a pirate. It so happens I am a lawyer."
• (Dante Basco) "Kill the lawyer."
• (Unnamed) "Kill the lawyer."
• (Peter Banning) "I'm not that kind of lawyer --"

• (Dante Basco) "Do you know what I wish?"
• (Robin Williams) "What?"
• (Dante Basco) "I wish I had a dad -- like you."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "Oh, Dad, I'm sorry."

• (Dante Basco) "You are the Pan."
• (Dante Basco) "You can fly. You can fight. And you can --"

• (Dante Basco) "Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt."
• (Unnamed) "Bangarang, Rufio."
• (Peter Banning) "Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?"
• (Dante Basco) "You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side."
• (Unnamed) "Ugh."
• (Peter Banning) "Substitute chemistry teacher."
• (Lost Boy) "Come on, Rufio, hit him back."
• (Dante Basco) "Mung tongue."
• (Peter Banning) "Math tutor."
• (Dante Basco) "Pinhead."
• (Peter Banning) "Prison barber."
• (Dante Basco) "Mother lover."
• (Peter Banning) "Nearsighted gynecologist."
• (Dante Basco) "In your face, camel cake."
• (Peter Banning) "In your rear, cow derrière."
• (Dante Basco) "Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig."
• (Peter Banning) "You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude."
• (Raushan Hammond) "Bangarang, Peter."
• (Dante Basco) "You -- you man. Stupid, stupid man."
• (Peter Banning) "Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just eat me. You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy."
• (Don't Ask) "What's a paramecium brain?"
• (Peter Banning) "I'll tell you what a paramecium is. That's a paramecium. It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly. Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer."
• (Unnamed) "Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang."
• (Dante Basco) "Rufio. Rufio."
• (Peter Banning) "Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose."

Robin Williams as Peter Pan

• (Toodles) "Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack, Hook is back."
• (Robin Williams) "Who?"

• (Robin Williams) "Let's get ready to show them the white light we're made of, boys."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "Remember the fires of hell that forged you. Charge."

• (Robin Williams) "Jack, Maggie, all you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me."
• (Amber Scott) "Mommy."
• (Charlie Korsmo) "My dad, Peter Pan."

• (Robin Williams) "I remember you being a lot bigger."
• (Dustin Hoffman) "To a ten year-old I'm huge."

• (Robin Williams) "Firefly from hell."

Raushan Hammond as Thud Butt

• (Raushan Hammond) "Don't leave us Peter, and don't say goodbye."
• (Thomas Tulak) "What's goodbye?"
• (Jasen Fisher) "It's going away, that's what it is. Forgetting about us all over again."
• (Peter Banning) "No, my Lost Boys, I'll never leave you, never. So who will I leave in charge?"
• (Peter Banning) "Now I want you to take care of everything that's smaller than you."
• (Raushan Hammond) "Okay."
• (Thomas Tulak) "Then who do I look after?"
• (Peter Banning) "Neverbugs; little ones."
• (Thomas Tulak) "That was a great game."
• (Peter Banning) "Thank you for believing."

• (Raushan Hammond) "Peter, can I talk to you?"
• (Robin Williams) "Sure, Thud."
• (Raushan Hammond) "I remember Tootles."
• (Robin Williams) "You do?"
• (Raushan Hammond) "He was lost too."
• (Robin Williams) "How could you know Tootles?"
• (Raushan Hammond) "He was a Lost Boy."
• (Raushan Hammond) "These are his marbles. These are his happy thoughts."
• (Robin Williams) "He really did lose his marbles, didn't he?"
• (Raushan Hammond) "Yeah, he lost them good."
• (Raushan Hammond) "Peter, you know what?"
• (Robin Williams) "What?"
• (Raushan Hammond) "My happy thought will help you."
• (Robin Williams) "What's your happy thought, Thud?"
• (Raushan Hammond) "Mine's my mother. Do you remember your mother, Peter?"
• (Robin Williams) "Wish I could."

David Crosby as Tickles

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