True Romance Quotes

True Romance is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . True Romance stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gary Barber, Samuel Hadida, James G. Robinson, and Bill Unger as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey L. Kimball as head of cinematography.

True Romance is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of True Romance is 118 minutes long. True Romance is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Brad Pitt as Floyd, Dennis Hopper as Clifford Worley, Christopher Walken as Coccotti, Gary Oldman as Drexl Spivey, Christian Slater as Clarence Worley, Christopher Walken as Vincenzo Coccotti, Patricia Arquette as Alabama, James Gandolfini as Virgil, Conchata Ferrell as Marty, Bronson Pinchot as Elliot, Michael Rapaport as Dick Ritchie, Val Kilmer as Mentor, Samuel L. Jackson as Big Don, Saul Rubinek as Lee, and Conchata Ferrell as Marvin.

True Romance Quotes

Samuel L. Jackson as Big Don

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I eat the p*****, I eat the butt, I eat every motherf***in' thang."

Christian Slater as Clarence Worley

• (Christian Slater) "Heeeellloooo baaabbbyyyy --"

• (Christian Slater) "I mean, she -- she a four alarm fire or what?"

• (Christian Slater) "Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"
• (Bronson Pinchot) "What?"
• (Christian Slater) "I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"
• (Bronson Pinchot) "No."
• (Christian Slater) "No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bulls***, huh? You wanna f*** me?"

• (Christian Slater) "It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? Well, enough about the King, how 'bout -- how 'bout you?"
• (Lucy) "How 'bout me what?"
• (Christian Slater) "How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?"
• (Lucy) "What are we gonna see?"
• (Christian Slater) "A Sonny Chiba triple feature. "The Streetfighter," "Return of the Streetfighter," and "Sister Streetfighter.""
• (Lucy) "Who's Sonny Chiba?"
• (Christian Slater) "Who is Sonny Chiba? He is -- he is bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies today."
• (Lucy) "You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?"
• (Christian Slater) "Three kung fu movies."

• (Christian Slater) "I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

• (Christian Slater) "You're a whore?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know."

• (Christian Slater) "If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."

• (Christian Slater) "I can't tell you -- that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you -- you didn't have a dick."
• (Patricia Arquette) "Stop being so f***ing calm about all this."

• (Christian Slater) "Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother f***er. I mean, he gets paid by people to f*** guys up."

• (Christian Slater) "You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me I'm gonna f***in' die."

• (Christian Slater) "I always said, if I had to f*** a guy -- I mean had to, if my life depended on it -- I'd f*** Elvis."

• (Christian Slater) "How you really think I'm doing with Lee, huh?"
• (Val Kilmer) "Nah, you kidding me man? He loves ya."
• (Christian Slater) "You don't think I'm kissing his ass or anything, do you?"
• (Val Kilmer) "Well you told him what he wants to hear there; same thing as kissing his ass."
• (Christian Slater) "Yeah, but I saw Coming Home in a Bodybag; loved it; I'm not lying to the guy."
• (Val Kilmer) "No? That's why you ain't an ass-kisser. What you're doing is genuine. And he knows it."
• (Val Kilmer) "I like you Clarence. Always have. Always will."

Saul Rubinek as Lee

• (Saul Rubinek) "What does Joe like?"
• (Bronson Pinchot) "Um -- "Body Bags 2"."
• (Saul Rubinek) "Oooo, that's imaginative. I've got more taste in my penis."

• (Saul Rubinek) "So Elliot, how well do you know this Clarence?"
• (Bronson Pinchot) "He's a friend of Dick Richie."
• (Saul Rubinek) "Who the f*** is Dick?"
• (Bronson Pinchot) "Wha -- you want me to suck -- his dick?"
• (Saul Rubinek) "WHO THE f*** IS DICK RICHIE?"

• (Saul Rubinek) "Boris, shut the f*** up. We're all gonna die here. These are cops."
• (Boris) "So what, they're cops, who gives a s***? Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate f***in' cops."

• (Saul Rubinek) "Who the f*** is Dick?"
• (Bronson Pinchot) "Huh? You want me to suck his dick?"

• (Saul Rubinek) "Don't give me the finger. I'll f***ing have you killed."

• (Boris) "Lee, this guy's --"
• (Saul Rubinek) "Boris, please, I'm meeting people right now."
• (Christian Slater) "Uh, Mr. Donowitz."
• (Saul Rubinek) "Oh, Clarence, don't insult me, just call me Lee."
• (Boris) "Lee --"
• (Saul Rubinek) "Boris, shut the f*** up."

• (Saul Rubinek) "Clarence, if you don't know s***, then why does he think that you can sell it?"
• (Christian Slater) "I bulls***ted him."

• (Saul Rubinek) "How do you know his name? Why the f*** does he know your name? You piece of s***. You can forget about acting for the next twenty years, your f***ing career is over. Take your f***ing SAG card and burn it. You little cocksucker. I treated you like a son. You f***ing stab me in the heart."

Gary Oldman as Drexl Spivey

• (Gary Oldman) "Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherf***in' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk."

• (Gary Oldman) "They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know."

• (Gary Oldman) "Ey' yo, yo why you trippin'? We're just f***in' with ya. In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. Toss me the burner."
• (Gary Oldman) "All right, peep this. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch, y'know what I'm saying'? And you're you --"

• (Gary Oldman) "No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your s***. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherf***er's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherf***er, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."
• (Christian Slater) "I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. I'm not lookin' at the movie 'cause I saw it seven years ago. It's "The Mack" with Max Julien, Carol Speed, and Richard Pryor. I'm not scared of you. I just don't like you. In that envelope is some payoff money. Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. I don't like to dicker. I never have fun in Tijuana. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. My peace of mind is worth that much. Not one penny more, not one penny more."

• (Gary Oldman) "Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."

• (Gary Oldman) "He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"
• (Conchata Ferrell) "No man, It ain't white boy day."

Patricia Arquette as Alabama

• (Patricia Arquette) "-- and all I could think was-you're so cool."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Okey dokey doggie daddy."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Did I do my part okay?"
• (Christian Slater) "Bamaloo you were perfect."
• (Patricia Arquette) "Like a ninja?"
• (Christian Slater) "Like a ninja."

• (Patricia Arquette) "Please shut up. I'm trying to come clean, okay? I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent -- monogamous."

• (Patricia Arquette) "I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms."

• (Patricia Arquette) "I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And til this day, the events that followed all still seems like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so s***ty. And he'd say, "that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way romance is -- Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too."

Dennis Hopper as Clifford Worley

• (Dennis Hopper) "'Cause you, you're part eggplant."
• (Christopher Walken) "Ohhh."
• (Dennis Hopper) "Huh? Hey. Hey. Hey."
• (Christopher Walken) "You're a cantaloupe."

• (Dennis Hopper) "You know, I don't believe you."
• (Christopher Walken) "That's of minor importance. What is of major f***ing importance is that I believe you."

• (Dennis Hopper) "Son of a bitch was right. She taste's like a peach."

• (Dennis Hopper) "I haven't seen Clarence."
• (Christopher Walken) "You see that?"
• (Christopher Walken) "That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. f***s you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again. We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. Purple Cadillac. Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. Mr. Worley, you seen your son?"

Christopher Walken as Vincenzo Coccotti

• (Christopher Walken) "Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything."

• (Christopher Walken) "Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen -- but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from."

• (Christopher Walken) "We're gonna have a little Q&A;, and at the risk of sounding redundant, please -- make your answers genuine."

• (Christopher Walken) "-- your son, the cowboy, it's claimed, came in the room blazin', and didn't stop 'till they were pretty sure everybody was dead."
• (Dennis Hopper) "What are you talkin' about?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Talkin' about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics, hightailed it outta there. Woulda got away with it, but your son, f***head that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand."

• (Christopher Walken) "I haven't killed anybody since 1984. god**** his soul to burn for eternity in f***ing hell for making me get my hands dirty. Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that asshole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face and finish this f***ed-up family for good."

• (Christopher Walken) "You know who I am, Mr. Worley?"
• (Dennis Hopper) "I give up. Who are you?"
• (Christopher Walken) "I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincent Coccotti. I work as counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I can assume you've heard of us before. Am I correct?"
• (Dennis Hopper) "I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle."
• (Christopher Walken) "I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the "how full of s*** am I?" question you've been asking yourself."

Val Kilmer as Mentor

• (Val Kilmer) "I like you, Clarence. Always have. Always will."

• (Val Kilmer) "I gotta hand it to you Clarence."
• (Christian Slater) "I was cool?"
• (Val Kilmer) "Naw man you were cooler than cool."

• (Val Kilmer) "You think a cop gives a f*** about a pimp? Listen. Every pimp in the world gets shot. Two in the back of the f***in' head. Cops'd throw a party, man."

James Gandolfini as Virgil

• (James Gandolfini) "All right, no more Mr f***ing Nice Guy."

• (James Gandolfini) "Where's my coke, where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "-- f*** You."

• (James Gandolfini) "Now the first time you kill somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a s*** if you're f***in' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that f***in' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the bitch of the bunch. First one is tough, no f***in' foolin'. The second one -- the second one ain't no f***in' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know -- except it's more diluted, y'know it's -- it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one -- the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now -- s*** -- now I do it just to watch their f***in' expression change."

• (James Gandolfini) "Hi."
• (Patricia Arquette) "Hi -- cigarette?"
• (James Gandolfini) "No -- that's a very nice outfit."
• (Patricia Arquette) "This? I got this in Las Vegas, Nevada."
• (James Gandolfini) "Alabama, where's our coke and where's Clarence, and when's he coming back?"
• (Patricia Arquette) "I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong room. My name is Saddie. We don't have any coke but there's a Pepsi machine down the hall. I don't know anybody named Clarence but perhaps my husband does. You can ask him because he'll be home any minute. He plays football. He's just at a -- practice."

Conchata Ferrell as Marvin

• (Conchata Ferrell) "You talking to me you f***ing wop?"

• (Conchata Ferrell) "He's askin' about Alabama."
• (Gary Oldman) "Where the f*** is that bitch?"
• (Christian Slater) "She's with me."
• (Gary Oldman) "Who the f*** are you?"
• (Christian Slater) "I'm her husband."
• (Gary Oldman) "Well, that makes us practically related."

Bronson Pinchot as Elliot

• (Bronson Pinchot) "Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're -- we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree."

• (Bronson Pinchot) "This no longer concerns me right? So I'm just going to leave."

Michael Rapaport as Dick Ritchie

• (Michael Rapaport) "I don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out. All I got is f***in' Floyd."

• (Michael Rapaport) "Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here?"
• (Christian Slater) "Nope. Tell me."
• (Michael Rapaport) "I don't know, but it's a f***in' lot."

Brad Pitt as Floyd

• (Brad Pitt) "Hey. Get some beer and some cleaning products."

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