Viva La Bam Quotes

Viva La Bam is a television program that debuted in 2003 on MTV. Viva La Bam completed its run in 2005.

Viva La Bam lasted 5 seasons and 40 episodes. It features Joe Frantz as head of cinematography. Viva La Bam is created by Bam Margera.

Each episode of Viva La Bam is 19-21 minutes long. Viva La Bam is produced by 18 Husky. Spinoffs for this show include Bam's Unholy Union.

Viva La Bam Quotes

• (Unnamed) "He just said every Finnish word in the f***ing dictionary in a matter of five minutes"
• (Unnamed) "All right. All right, enough. No more Finland talk."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God."

• (Unnamed) "I guess he didn't find his prince. Maybe he should have kissed one."

• (Unnamed) "And I didn't take it, because a man with no hair couldn't take it possibly."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, come on. Those don't work. Can I kiss you?"

• (Police Officer) "Don't do anything stupid"
• (Unnamed) "I wasn't planning on it"
• (Police Officer) "Good -- 'cause I'll arrest your ass."

• (Unnamed) "Best Germany ever."

• (Tow-truck Driver) "Shut the truck off."
• (Unnamed) ""Shut the f*** up"?"

• (Unnamed) "We just had to carry with fat Vito --"
• (Unnamed) "That makes it all better"

• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna kill your plane, you watch."
• (Unnamed) "Jesus, That's -- That is so hateful --."
• (Unnamed) "Come near me again, I'll kill ya."

• (Unnamed) "Do you wanna die or do ya wanna live? Live or die?"

• (Unnamed) "I wanna get leaning leaning tower of pizza and I'll be happy"
• (Unnamed) "The Leaning Tower of what?"
• (Unnamed) "Pizza"
• (Unnamed) "Spell It"
• (Unnamed) "P-I-Z-Z-A. Pizza. It's like a spelling bee you know. Pizza."
• (Unnamed) "Vito the whole world is laughing at you right now"
• (Unnamed) "No they're not Bam. That's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not The Leaning Tower of pizza, jackass."
• (Unnamed) "That's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing abou Italy."

• (Unnamed) "Don't be a p***** Phil."

• (Unnamed) "Veal Scaloppini rhymes with Lamborghini. And they're both Italian."

• (Unnamed) "The food train has arrived, sire. Who ordered a side of style? At home, we call this "portions galore". Enjoy."

• (Announcer) "Bam Margera. What will he do next?"
• (Unnamed) "Whatever the f*** I want."

• (Unnamed) "Have you ever had a boyfriend?"
• (Unnamed) "No"

• (Unnamed) "Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason -- so they can stick it up your ass."

• (Unnamed) "Have you ever tried calling you? I called you like 17 times. And I even left messages, and I even say dirty things on it to think that will make you mad and all fired up, and you'll call me."

• (Unnamed) "This is kind of nice"
• (Unnamed) "Turned out alright didn't it?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah"
• (Unnamed) "It's comfortable in here."

• (Unnamed) "You can't give me one snap."

• (Unnamed) "Bam. Your friends just buried my car in snow."
• (Unnamed) "They're not my friends."

• (Unnamed) "Don't look American."

• (Unnamed) "Dico, you coming to Mexico?"
• (Unnamed) "No, all the video games suck ther. What am I gonna play, Outre Kombat? El Street Fight Grande?"

• (Unnamed) "Well if Bran and Rake aren't going then I gotta call my friends, The Dudesons."
• (Unnamed) "That one guy doesn't shut the hell up. Please don't call."

• (Oderus) "Where is Bam Bam?"

• (Unnamed) "What country are we in?"
• (Unnamed) "Switzer-Land Bam."
• (Unnamed) "And what are ya wearing?"
• (Unnamed) "The Liederhosen you gave me."

• (Unnamed) "What the hell are you doing here?"
• (Oderus) "I couldn't sleep upstairs, it frightens me."
• (Unnamed) "But your friends are there, doesn't that make you --"
• (Oderus) "They're not my friends."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, my God. This is just like the Exorcist."

• (Unnamed) "Where are you going?"
• (Unnamed) "Paris. I've been telling you guys for three weeks. We're going for our anniversary"
• (Unnamed) "I wasn't listening"
• (Unnamed) "Neither was I"

• (Unnamed) "Don Vito is so fat, his blood consists of mayonnaise."

• (Unnamed) "I took H.I.M.'s tour bus."

• (Unnamed) "Hey, Lady, do you like my surveillance table? It's the damndest."

• (Unnamed) "There's a filthy virus that grows in this room, and it's called lying-itis."

• (Unnamed) "Vito, you're borderline fat."

• (Unnamed) "Looks like we're ready for Monaco. Ready to go outside?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah Bam I just wanna go to the beach."
• (Unnamed) "Do you know the rules of Monaco?"
• (Unnamed) "Naw they got stupid rules --"
• (Unnamed) "You cant talk loud."
• (Unnamed) "-- itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know."
• (Unnamed) "-whispering- Whisper."
• (Unnamed) "Whisper What?"
• (Unnamed) "-whispering- Whisper, Shhhhh."
• (Unnamed) "What whisper then we'll get outta this town, and I can get outta this suit if I whisper?"
• (Unnamed) "-whispering- Yes whisper."
• (Unnamed) "-whispering- I'll whisper lets go -- I hate Monaco -- Pistachio -- Pistachio."

• (Unnamed) "Row your boat."
• (Unnamed) "Row my boat where? Gently down the stream?"

• (Unnamed) "Don't worry. We can fix this. My dad's a tv repairman. He's got the ultimate set of tools."

• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna have to call a cab"
• (Unnamed) "There is no cab companies in West Chester"
• (Unnamed) "I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company"
• (Unnamed) "I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab."
• (Unnamed) "-in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company""
• (Unnamed) "Get out of that."
• (Unnamed) "I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine."

• (Unnamed) "How are we going to spot 'em?"
• (Unnamed) "Are you kidding? We're looking for Phil. He's not too hard to pick out."
• (Unnamed) "He's like the size of three Frenchmen."

• (Unnamed) "Merry Christmas, ya little yerks."

• (Unnamed) "Vito -- I'm proud of you. You thought this all through."

• (Unnamed) "You're insane."

• (Unnamed) "Is that all you do is bitch?"
• (Unnamed) "I bitch because you're my son."

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