Crank Yankers Quotes

Crank Yankers is a TV show that debuted in 2002 on Comedy Central . Crank Yankers ended its run in 2007.

Crank Yankers lasted 4 seasons and 70 episodes. It features Adam Schlesinger as theme composer. Crank Yankers is created by Adam Carolla.

Each episode of Crank Yankers is 21-22 minutes long.

Crank Yankers Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Lady, do you play with your vagina?"
• (Backwoodsman) "Lady, who you callin' a lady when yer talkin' to a man?"

• (Unnamed) "I GOT MAIL. I GOT MAIL. YAY."

• (Unnamed) "I like to make poo-snowballs and throw them at people YAAAAAAAAYYY."

• (Unnamed) "From your ankles to your instep, I really love your feet. So slim, so strong, so shapely, so graceful, and petite. So wrap your toes around my johnson, it's time to beat my meat."

• (Unnamed) "Donkey Kong."
• (Unnamed) "Yaaaayyyyy."

• (Backwoodsman) "Sounds to me like you're low-bred."
• (Unnamed) "Bread makes me poop."

• (Unnamed) "I WANNA GO TO HAWAII. I WANNA GO TO HAWAII. YAAAAAAAY."

• (Unnamed) "Listen, I've been around this shiny blue marble a few times and i've never met a unisex person. You're an innie or an outie understand? You either got a fishing hole or a fishing pole.It's franks and beans or fish taco, Capiche?"

• (Birchum) "You're recording this? Well, guess what. I'm recording it too, and I'm gonna put it on basic cable."

• (Unnamed) "Strip club, strip club, for where are thy? Strip club, strip club, shot jizz in my eye."

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