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Hardware Wars Quotes

Hardware Wars is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Hardware Wars ended its run in 1970.

It features Ernie Fosselius as producer, Richard Wagner in charge of musical score, and John V. Fante as head of cinematography.

Hardware Wars is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hardware Wars is 13 minutes long. Hardware Wars is distributed by Pyramid Films.

The cast includes: Scott Mathews as Fluke Starbucker, Cindy Furgatch as Princess Anne-Droid, and Bob Knickerbocker as Ham Salad.

Hardware Wars Quotes

Scott Mathews as Fluke Starbucker

  • (Scott Mathews) "They're still back there. They're gaining on us. Does this thing do lightspeed?"
  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "You bet your asteroids, kid. Hold on."
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "Your father wanted you to have this; when you were old enough."
  • (Scott Mathews) "Gosh. Wowee. Jeepers. Golly willickers."
  • (Scott Mathews) "Jeepers. What is it, Augie Ben Doggie? Did you feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?"
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "No, just a little headache."
  • (Scott Mathews) "C'mon, Auggie Ben Doggie."
  • (Cindy Furgatch) "Get to the ship. Run for it."
  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "C'mon. Let's go."
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "No, you go on without me -- I'll be all right -- Don't worry about me --"
  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "Aw, jeez."
  • (Scott Mathews) "Jeez. What a martyr."
  • (Cindy Furgatch) "What a martyr, I can't believe this."
  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "Yeah. See ya later, you martyr."
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "An Imperial steamtrooper."
  • (Scott Mathews) "Uh-oh."
  • (Imperial Steamtrooper) "Identification?"
  • (Scott Mathews) "Oh, uh, gee, I think I left my ID in my other pants. Look, we're in kind of a hurry. I could --"
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "These aren't the drones you want."
  • (Imperial Steamtrooper) "These aren't the drones we want."
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "You don't want to detain us."
  • (Imperial Steamtrooper) "We don't want to detain you."
  • (Narrator) "Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene."
  • (Lecturer) "Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here."
  • (Scott Mathews) "Huh?"
  • (Lecturer) "You pull the plug."
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "You will never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Watch your step, son. This place can be a little rough."
  • (Scott Mathews) "Oh, no, it's too weird in here. I; I can't go in here. Look, I'll wait for you outside --"
  • (Auggie Ben Doggie) "Stay calm, my boy. We've got to find a pilot."

Bob Knickerbocker as Ham Salad

  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "Take it easy kid, it's only a movie."

Cindy Furgatch as Princess Anne-Droid

  • (Cindy Furgatch) "We'll go this way. I insist."
  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "No way, sister. I can handle thi-."
  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "Okay, I'm with you."
  • (Cindy Furgatch) "You'll get us all killed."
  • (Bob Knickerbocker) "Well excuuuuuse me."
  • (Cindy Furgatch) "I don't understand what you're saying. I can't understand you. Are you talkin' to me ?"

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