Virtuoso (Star Trek: Voyager) Quotes

Virtuoso (Star Trek: Voyager) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Virtuoso ended in 1970.

It features Dennis McCarthy (composer) in charge of musical score.

Virtuoso (Star Trek: Voyager) Quotes

• (The Doctor) "I wish I had a subroutine to eliminate pre-show jitters."

• (Tincoo) "By any mathematical standard, the medical care of 150 people cannot compare to the cultural enrichment of millions."
• (The Doctor) "You can't always explain things with an equation, Tincoo."

• (Tom Paris) "Doc; you're not really gonna do this, are you?"
• (The Doctor) "I would have thought you of all people would be glad to see me go."
• (Tom Paris) "Are you kidding? Who am I gonna torment after you're gone?"

• (The Doctor) "I plan to segue from Don Juan to Rigoletto in the blink of an eye. It will be a triumph of --"
• (B'Elanna Torres) "Arrogance and self-absorption?"
• (B'Elanna Torres) "Just trying to help."

• (Abarca) "When we agreed to be examined by this ship's medical officer, we didn't know that you were a primitive computer matrix."
• (The Doctor) "I assure you, there is nothing primitive about me."
• (The Doctor) "I am programmed to perform more than five million medical procedures."
• (Abarca) "Does that include bloodletting?"
• (The Doctor) "No, but I'll be happy to add it to my repertoire."

• (The Doctor) "I feel I've accomplished all I can here. Oh, there's the occasional medical mystery that challenges my programming, but mostly, it's become routine. And frankly, I feel my talents are often taken for granted. But when I'm standing on that stage performing, and I see those rapt faces in the audience -- I feel I finally know what it's like to be made of flesh and blood."
• (Seven of Nine) "You simply crave attention, applause, fan mail."
• (The Doctor) "What if I do?"
• (Seven of Nine) "Those things are irrelevant."
• (The Doctor) "To you, maybe. But to me, it makes me feel appreciated -- even loved. Not for what I've been programmed to do; but for who I've become."

• (The Doctor) "If you consider the height of the average Qomar, it's obvious that anyone seated in the back five rows will have an obstructed view."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "You're right. They won't be able to see anything but the top of your head. The glare could blind them."
• (The Doctor) "You'll have to excuse Lieutenant Torres. Her appreciation of music is limited to a smattering of Klingon drinking songs."

• (Seven of Nine) "I have something for you."
• (The Doctor) "What is it?"
• (Seven of Nine) "Fan mail."
• (The Doctor) "Delete it. I don't want to read another word."
• (Seven of Nine) "Then I'll read it for you."
• (The Doctor) "Seven --"
• (Seven of Nine) ""Dear Doctor. I regret that your last performance was not as successful as you'd hoped. There are still those who appreciate your unique talents, and admire you as an individual. I'll always consider myself your loyal fan.""
• (The Doctor) "Who's it from?"
• (Seven of Nine) "It's signed, "Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01"."

• (Captain Janeway) "Fame is often temporary."

• (Captain Janeway) "You've been neglecting your sickbay duties. I haven't received a report in three days."
• (The Doctor) "Oh, come now, Kathryn, it's not as though there's been a flood of medical emergencies."
• (Captain Janeway) "I wasn't aware we were on a first-name basis."
• (The Doctor) "I-I meant 'Captain'. I'm sorry."
• (Captain Janeway) "Oh, it's perfectly all right, Doctor. Or do you prefer 'Maestro'?"
• (The Doctor) "Please. Either is acceptable."
• (Captain Janeway) "Well, then, let me make it clear to both of you: Maestro, you're finished for today. Doctor, report to sickbay; now."

• (Abarca) "What is the purpose of this music? Is it an encryption code of some kind?"

• (Tincoo) "Forgive us, Captain, we live in a closed system. We are not accustomed to interacting with other species, especially inferior ones."

• (B'Elanna Torres) "You wanted to see me?"
• (The Doctor) "I need your clearance code to delete my medical database."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "You sure you want to do that? If you give one of your fans a heart attack, you won't be able to resuscitate him."

• (The Doctor) "While we're at it, Lieutenant, I'll need some help with my wardrobe."
• (B'Elanna Torres) "I'm an engineer, not a costume designer."

• (The Doctor) "I'm just a little -- nervous."
• (Tincoo) "Why?"
• (The Doctor) "I'm about to expose your entire culture to music for the first time. The responsibility is -- enormous."
• (Tincoo) "Your performance tonight will be transmitted to hundreds of millions of people."
• (The Doctor) "Is that supposed to help me relax?"

• (Captain Janeway) "Just think, Seven; as personal friends of the Doctor, we're the envy of millions of Qomar."

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