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Old Age Humor Quotes

Old age is something we all hope to get to. When we are young, we sometimes can't wait to get older. However, once we are older, we then wish we were younger. It's funny how those things happpen. Nonetheless, old age isn't all bad. There are many things we can look forward to at that age, like retirement, golf, and shuffle board. Here are some humorous funny quotes about growing old.

A quote about old age by Bernard Baruch
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
Richard Needham
Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.
Anonymous
The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.
Plato
Old age comes at a bad time.
San Banducci
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
Leon Trotsky
Age is an ugly thing, and it goes on getting worse.
Diana Cooper
Few people know how to be old.
Fran├žois de la Rochefoucauld
Never too old to learn.
Latin proverb
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Madeleine L'Engle
Live your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale
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