Old Age Humor Quotes
Old age is something we all hope to get to. When we are young, we sometimes can't wait to get older. However, once we are older, we then wish we were younger. It's funny how those things happpen. Nonetheless, old age isn't all bad. There are many things we can look forward to at that age, like retirement, golf, and shuffle board. Here are some humorous funny quotes about growing old.
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.
The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.
Old age comes at a bad time.
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.
Age is an ugly thing, and it goes on getting worse.
Few people know how to be old.
François de la Rochefoucauld
Never too old to learn.
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Live your life and forget your age.
Norman Vincent Peale
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