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Funny Children Quotes

Kids are cute, cuddly, and little monsters. Here are some funny quotes about children in general from various famous people around the world today and throughout history.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.
Frank A. Clark
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.
Anonymous
He who teaches children learns more than they do.
German Proverb
Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life.
Sophocles
Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?
Anonymous
Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.
Dr. James C. Dobson
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
James Arthur Bladwin
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
I am fond of children - except boys.
Lewis Carroll
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