Funny Children Quotes
Kids are cute, cuddly, and little monsters. Here are some funny quotes about children in general from various famous people around the world today and throughout history.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
Paula Poundstone
There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child.
Frank A. Clark
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.
Anonymous
He who teaches children learns more than they do.
German Proverb
Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life.
Sophocles
Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?
Anonymous
Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.
Dr. James C. Dobson
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
James Arthur Bladwin
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
I am fond of children - except boys.
Lewis Carroll
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Phyllis Diller
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
Bill Cosby
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don't like their kids.
Morley Safer
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow
Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
Sam Levinson
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Ralph Bus
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Martin Mull
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