Old Age Humor Quotes - Page 2
Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.
Lynsay Sands, A Quick Bite
The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
It takes a long time to grow young.
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
My idea of Hell is to be young again.
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