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Old Age Humor Quotes - Page 2

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.
Lynsay Sands, A Quick Bite
The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Coco Chanel
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
Anonymous
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
Nancy Astor
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
My idea of Hell is to be young again.
Marge Piercy
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