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Old Age Humor Quotes - Page 2

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.
Lynsay Sands, A Quick Bite
The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

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Coco Chanel
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso
The woman who tells her age is either too young to have anything to lose or too old to have anything to gain.
I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
Nancy Astor
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
My idea of Hell is to be young again.
Marge Piercy
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