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Mr. Woodcock Quotes

John Farley: Lets go Woodcock.
Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked Farley, I guess it runs in the family.

John Farley: [says quietly to Woodcock] Are you okay?
John Farly: [loudly] Rhetorical quetsion Woodcock! [slams him in the back with a chair]

Maggie Hoffman: [asking the flight attendant] Could I get a real bottle please? I'm an alcoholic not a Barbie doll.

Mr. Woodcock: [to a young Farley] Are you going to be a loser?
Young Farley: [wincing while doing pullup] No sir...
Mr. Woodcock: Rhetorical Farley. I already know the answer. You are a disgrace to fat, gelatinous, out of shape little kids the world over.

John Farley: Are you seeing someone?
Beverly Farley: Yeah, you know him already.
[Woodcock knocks on the door]

Mr. Woodcock: So what's your book about?
John Farley: It teaches people how they can release painful memories so they can rebuild their self-esteem. Woodcock: Lot of losers out there I guess.

John Farley: What are you doin'?
Woodcock: It was dark, instinct took over.
John Farley: What about when I said it's me, it's John?
Woodcock: John's a very common name. It could be a burgler named John.

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